What Animal Would You Be?

[PlayboyMegan]

If you were to be reincarnated as an animal, which animal would you want it to be? Why? You can also choose an insect. You don't get to choose where you live. So keep in mind that if you choose a cow, there's a good chance you'll be killed. Lol

 

[Gen]

I wanna be a shark so I can swim all day and eat lots of sushi :-D

 

[SugaCoated]

I wouldbe a honey badger cause they are kick ass animals I love how they seem so defenselessuntil ssomeonemesseswith them & itit's lights out for their opponent; I also love how they nurture their offspring O I better stop I could go on & on but I better not further embarras myselfgfor being a total honey badger groupie.

P.S. I love this thread can we list more than 1 animal?

 

[Brad]

An Eagle. They are such magnificent birds.
:-D

 

[Nordling]

A dolphin because they always seem happy and spend their days having lunch and sex and cavorting and teasing sharks.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

A dolphin because they always seem happy and spend their days having lunch and sex and cavorting and teasing sharks.

Hopefully you don't end up in Japan.

 

[MyraNorth]

A wolf, because they are amazing and powerful and gorgeous, and I could howl and run and hunt and live in a pack and such. And hopefully I would spawn in a forest .

 

[SilentOne]

I would be a house cat. I get to eat for free, loving home, and sleep anywhere and any time I want. Thats the life of Hakuna Matata

 

[Worship Jaclyn]

A fox. They're gorgeous and wildly misunderstood.

 

[Shaun__]

I would want to be a cat, I think it would be nice for other people to spend all their time trying to get me to like them. I could just sit looking all aloof, waiting for the petz.

 

[KylieJacobs]

I would be a tiger. Raaar! I've always been drawn to them. They are strong majestic animals, and one of the few cats that like water!

 

[Amelia Liddell]

I'd be the biggest fluffiest cat
then i could cuddle into cute girls cleavages all day and they'd think it was adorable
and all the naps mmm

 

[JustHoneyKiss]

I'd be a bird because I want to fly. I've dreamed of being a bird so many times in my life. More specifically I'd like to be a peregrine falcon. I'd be the one the fastest animals and an amazing hunter.

 

[mynameisbob84]

A sloth, yo. It would be socially acceptable for me to do fuck all all day (and take as long as I like doing it), I'd be cool as fuck, and ladies would love me.

 

[CoraBorealis]

A lynx. I have that semi-bitchy, lazy attitude that cats have (cattitude?), but lynx are more adventurous and badass. Not saying I'm badass, but I'd like to be.

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

First choice is a pampered house cat, owned by a successful camgirl.

A sea otter would also be a ton of fun.

 

[AuroraKnight]

Owl. Preferably a snowy owl, but really any kind would be awesome. I've always loved them. They are beautiful, graceful, silent hunters of the night.

 

[hapa74]

A tiger, fur sure

 

[KyraFortune]

I'm torn.

Giraffe: The height advantage would be fun and I want their amazing eyeballs/eyelashes. They were always one of my favorite animals and they're surprisingly cute when they run.

Peacock: I would enjoy scaring the shit out of creatures/small children by poppin' my feathers when they least expect it. Aside from that, they're just gorgeous.



Ooooh I found a gif that depicts both the giraffe-cute-run and the peacock being an awesome ninja. lol.

 

[eyeteach]

An eagle. Majestic as fuck in flight and death from above are two kick ass characteristics to have.

 

[Bocefish]

If you ever run into a sea otter speaking latin backwards, that would be moi. :mrgreen:



Seriously though... of all the critters I've had the pleasure to meet in the wild, sea otters hands down seem to be the most playful and happy with their life.

:twocents-02cents:

P.S. :shhh: Don't tell anyone they also have the finest fur of any mammalian.

 

[SatanJonez]

First choice is a pampered house cat, owned by a successful camgirl.

A sea otter would also be a ton of fun.

I just wanted to second the cam girl house cat thing. Although, as a cat I'm sure it's annoying when your human is paying attention to some glow-box instead of you so unlikely I'd enjoy the nudity I'd be surrounded with sadly.

 

[Violet October]

I know this is pretty obvious, but I would be a cat. Totally.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

I too would be an owl, great horned, I think. I'd get to sleep all day, never lose a staring contest, fly, and be a badass mofo.

Honorable mention: I'd also like to be a bull terrier, so I could make out with Miss Lucy O'Hara's Beaver.*

*For those that don't know about Lucy, she has an awesome female bull terrier named Beaver. Get your minds out of the gutter!

 

[katyannmilf]

Tiger cause Iam a Leo LOL

 

[goldenaye666]

A turtle. My home would travel with me wherever I went. And videos of me having an orgasm would be really popular on Youtube. :-D

 

[DuoShi]

A turtle. My home would travel with me wherever I went. And videos of me having an orgasm would be really popular on Youtube. :-D

I'm with ya on that. I've always been fascinated by turtles. If I had to be anything else besides a turtle, I'd be a chimpanzee. They're equally fascinating to me. Who knows? I could have my own planet some day.

 

[AngelKisses00]

I would choose to be a lizard of some sort not sure exactly why other then I love them.

 

[BritneySiren]

I'd want to be a husky... they're beautiful, have a good demeanor.

 

[AmyLemon]

Because they're cute and sweet and cuddly and are very sociable and useful creatures but they also have a very ingrained DGAF attitude about them and make me laugh my face off every time

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