Three girls in one library!?

[Celes_Chere]

I can't enjoy library shows. I used to work in a library and all I can think of is what a pain in the ass it must be for the librarians to always have to be cleaning girl cum off the seats.

You all already know my thoughts on library shows, but I just want to say that a girl's doing it very, very wrong if she's getting "girl cum" on library property. Not all of us do cumshows, and not every girl who has an orgasm gets juices all over the place, especially if she's wearing a skirt or something.

There is one girl who takes a book, rubs it against herself, shows how wet/sticky it is then puts it back on the shelf. Is it mean that I want her to be told to leave the library?

If you knew half of the things people do to library books, you'd wouldn't read one without a Hazmat suit.

I worked at two different libraries and I wouldn't be surprised. Besides the creepy guys watching underage porn on the computers, I did come across a book on gardening that was covered in dirt. Someone returned it like that. Like they thought they were supposed to plant the book or something.

 

[yossarian]

I can't enjoy library shows. I used to work in a library and all I can think of is what a pain in the ass it must be for the librarians to always have to be cleaning girl cum off the seats.

You all already know my thoughts on library shows, but I just want to say that a girl's doing it very, very wrong if she's getting "girl cum" on library property. Not all of us do cumshows, and not every girl who has an orgasm gets juices all over the place, especially if she's wearing a skirt or something.

There is one girl who takes a book, rubs it against herself, shows how wet/sticky it is then puts it back on the shelf. Is it mean that I want her to be told to leave the library?

If you knew half of the things people do to library books, you'd wouldn't read one without a Hazmat suit.

I worked at two different libraries and I wouldn't be surprised. Besides the creepy guys watching underage porn on the computers, I did come across a book on gardening that was covered in dirt. Someone returned it like that. Like they thought they were supposed to plant the book or something.

We spent the better part of a month trying to catch a homeless guy who was pooping in the books and putting them back on the shelves.

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

Dirt in books...
Poop in books from homeless

Isn't there any one with a "kept having children's books returned with candies and unicorns" story?

How long did it take you to catch the "Book Pooper" ...maybe you should have called Holmes ?

 

[Jupiter551]

We spent the better part of a month trying to catch a homeless guy who was pooping in the books and putting them back on the shelves.

Ok so, without being too graphic...I can imagine someone pooping ON a book but unless it was one of those bibles with the pages cut out to stash stuff in, how do you poop IN a book? Wouldn't it like...go all over their hands when they closed the book...? Ugh...

Wait, did you find him by analyzing the books he left? A game of cat and mouse between the brilliant but misunderstood Pooper and a young hotshot looking to make his name in the cut-throat world of librarians??

 

[JerryBoBerry]

There is one girl who takes a book, rubs it against herself, shows how wet/sticky it is then puts it back on the shelf. Is it mean that I want her to be told to leave the library?

:shock: :crybaby:
Gonna start wearing gloves when I read my library books.

Ebooks all the way forever now.

 

[yossarian]

We spent the better part of a month trying to catch a homeless guy who was pooping in the books and putting them back on the shelves.

Ok so, without being too graphic...I can imagine someone pooping ON a book but unless it was one of those bibles with the pages cut out to stash stuff in, how do you poop IN a book? Wouldn't it like...go all over their hands when they closed the book...? Ugh...

Wait, did you find him by analyzing the books he left? A game of cat and mouse between the brilliant but misunderstood Pooper and a young hotshot looking to make his name in the cut-throat world of librarians??

He pooped in the center and then closed the book carefully. Luckily, my job was only to keep an eye out for suspicious defecators. I didn't have to apprehend him. I was not Jack Bauer, I was Chloe when it came to library-book-pooper apprehension.

He was doing it because he was mad they kicked him out when he tried to sleep over.

 

[RebeccaT]

I was not Jack Bauer, I was Chloe

My husband and I play this game