Things models say that make you go "WTF?"

[yossarian]

*I get randomly PMed by a model whose room I have never visited*

Model: hey bb
Model: how r u?
Model: Ill suck ur cock
Me: Through the internet???

I got no response, sadly, so I guess we'll never know.

 

[southsamurai]

*I get randomly PMed by a model whose room I have never visited*

Model: hey bb
Model: how r u?
Model: Ill suck ur cock
Me: Through the internet???

I got no response, sadly, so I guess we'll never know.

nooo, you misunderstood. she happens to be a very powerful and well trained psychic who has the ability to perform astral oral.

no wait, shes the one that likes to hang around outside of windows on her laptop and watch guys fap to other models while spamming them, but she got so turned on she just needed a mouthful of salty goodness.

or maybe im wrong, it could be she is actually a very advanced AI program who can shape shift your mouse into a bj machine, thereby giving you head and electro stim at the same time.

 

[Anonymous]

"Thank you for the 5 Gold. I'm sure you're just a troll too, but at least you pay for it. These losers don't pay for anything....." :?

 

[God]

i visited a model and she told a guy the city and state where she used to live and she still lives in the same state. when i told her she needs to protect her personal information especially the location she said "i don't live THERE anymore"

 

[JerryBoBerry]

i visited a model and she told a guy the city and state where she used to live and she still lives in the same state. when i told her she needs to protect her personal information especially the location she said "i don't live THERE anymore"

It's really a unique situation for every model. While many models feel the need for security many others don't. If a woman lives in a small town of 2000 people it may not be the best idea to give out anything. But then again if a model lives in New York City who really gives a crap if she sings it on the rooftops. In that situation she just narrowed down a search for her to one in 8.2 million people. Good luck with that stalking.

 

[Anonymous]

It's really a unique situation for every model. While many models feel the need for security many others don't. If a woman lives in a small town of 2000 people it may not be the best idea to give out anything. But then again if a model lives in New York City who really gives a crap if she sings it on the rooftops. In that situation she just narrowed down a search for her to one in 8.2 million people. Good luck with that stalking.

This. He's been posting things that I just don't see as WTF-ish, but I guess that just means he's even more cautious than some of us (and I'm pretty cautious about stuff before getting on cam and while on cam).

 

[God]

(a model was struggling to say on her mic while using a hitachi after a guy tipped 100) 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83, 82, 81, 80, 79, 78, 77, 76, 75, 74, 73, 72, 71, 70, 69-----, 68, 67, 66, 65, 64, 63, 62, 61, 60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, 45, 44, 43, 42, 41, 4, 39, 38, 37, 36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

(and everytime someone tipped she had to do that for whatever number they tipped)

(when she missed a number she had to go back to that number again)

I'm confused. Are you referring to that game (1 token - 100 tokens countdown) that a lot of MFC models used to do a while back, where she'll do a show when the final number's been tipped? After, say, 10 tokens has been tipped, she lets the room know that the next tip needed is 11 tokens (she might post it in her topic and in her public chat that 11 is next), and then 12, 13, 14, etc. until they get to 100. Then at the end of it, she'll do a cum show or something.

If that's what you're referring to, some models used to use software (like ManyCam, I think?) to have the numbers 1 - 100 up on her webcam video screen, and then she'd delete each number as a member tipped that amount.

she wasn't doing a countdown, she was tipped a number and had to speak on her mic each number while using a Hitachi.

 

[God]

model's headline:

I am crafty nighty girl who wanna make you feel REALLY good..

:shock: ??

Why is this a WTF statement...because she said 'nighty'? Maybe it's her way of saying she's a nightowl? A lot of models - especially on Streamate - have something in their description about how they'll 'make you feel real good and cum hard'.

i think "nighty" was probably a typo for "naughty" in that case.

 

[God]

i visited a model and she told a guy the city and state where she used to live and she still lives in the same state. when i told her she needs to protect her personal information especially the location she said "i don't live THERE anymore"

It's really a unique situation for every model. While many models feel the need for security many others don't. If a woman lives in a small town of 2000 people it may not be the best idea to give out anything. But then again if a model lives in New York City who really gives a crap if she sings it on the rooftops. In that situation she just narrowed down a search for her to one in 8.2 million people. Good luck with that stalking.

unfortunately, there are other ways it can be bad besides stalking. i don't want to get any more specific with it, but those things can also lead to stalking.

 

[PunkInDrublic]

Daily goal=40,000 tokens. From a model that has never finished in the top 100 and is known for being a scam.

 

[God]

"i don't want to start off on the wrong foot if my neighbor sees me naked"

but she said if she makes Miss MFC #3 she will do a sybian show outside

for a public cum show

 

[Kickaz]

Mfc mail from a model I have never heard of :

br>> Please help me I have a qustion... br>I sent off for my check on August 1st... Do I get me chack to day or tmorrow?br>br>Please write me back asapbr>Thank You

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Mfc mail from a model I have never heard of :

br>> Please help me I have a qustion... br>I sent off for my check on August 1st... Do I get me chack to day or tmorrow?br>br>Please write me back asapbr>Thank You

Be sure to reply the day after tomorrow with 'Now you know which it is.' :-D

 

[God]

"if i like you tip me pls!"

 

[Anonymous]

*bump*

Recently I heard a Streamate model say that being able to make your booty clap is not a good thing, and that it means you need to go work out.

 

[MFCenthusiast]

Once I saw a model wearing a burqa and holding a rifle. I sort of laughed even though its so racist but it was more so like a "WTF". I saw the same model wearing a kilt, like in Scottish culture playing another culture's music recently. Is it legal to be racist on MFC? Make fun of other cultures whilst being so ignorant about it? I mean that is really offensive.

 

[LilyMarie]

How the hell is wearing a kilt 'racist'.

 

[JordanBlack]

Once I saw a model wearing a burqa and holding a rifle. I sort of laughed even though its so racist but it was more so like a "WTF". I saw the same model wearing a kilt, like in Scottish culture playing another culture's music recently. Is it legal to be racist on MFC? Make fun of other cultures whilst being so ignorant about it? I mean that is really offensive.

 

[Sevrin]

How the hell is wearing a kilt 'racist'.

Next wearing a strap-on or a dildo will be considered sexist. I am offended and demand an apology, in person, of every model who has ever used either.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Once I saw a model wearing a burqa and holding a rifle. I sort of laughed even though its so racist but it was more so like a "WTF". I saw the same model wearing a kilt, like in Scottish culture playing another culture's music recently. Is it legal to be racist on MFC? Make fun of other cultures whilst being so ignorant about it? I mean that is really offensive.

You need to look up the definition of legal.

 

[LilyMarie]

Once I saw a model wearing a burqa and holding a rifle. I sort of laughed even though its so racist but it was more so like a "WTF". I saw the same model wearing a kilt, like in Scottish culture playing another culture's music recently. Is it legal to be racist on MFC? Make fun of other cultures whilst being so ignorant about it? I mean that is really offensive.

You need to look up the definition of legal.

And racist.

 

[Mott_]

Once I saw a model wearing a burqa and holding a rifle. I sort of laughed even though its so racist but it was more so like a "WTF". I saw the same model wearing a kilt, like in Scottish culture playing another culture's music recently. Is it legal to be racist on MFC? Make fun of other cultures whilst being so ignorant about it? I mean that is really offensive.

You need to look up the definition of legal.

And racist.

Wait. What, Racist?! I have to wear a kilt next month to a friends wedding and I'm not Scottish and neither are some of the guys there who are also wearing kilts.

Dude you're a idiot.

 

[Anonymous]

Once I saw a model wearing a burqa and holding a rifle. I sort of laughed even though its so racist but it was more so like a "WTF". I saw the same model wearing a kilt, like in Scottish culture playing another culture's music recently. Is it legal to be racist on MFC? Make fun of other cultures whilst being so ignorant about it? I mean that is really offensive.

No, it ain't...lol.

 

[MFCenthusiast]

I did not say that wearing a kilt was racist. I was saying that she was wearing a kilt while making fun of the culture and music very similarly to the burqa and rifle situation. The music was not even Scottish, and she was not wearing it for cultural reasons the same way one would for a special event or a wedding. There's a clear difference there between being cultural and offensive. Just because shes wearing a burqa doesnt make her racist, but to hold a rifle and pretend to be a terrorist is. To wear a kilt is not racist but to play a song that sounds "funny" and laugh at the culture is racist. I might not have thought much of it if I didnt see her wearing other very racist costumes. I mean you're all questioning me for posting a wtf moment that I noticed (atleast it was for me) andd questioning how burqas and rifles are not offensive, so I guess my question back to you is, how is it not offensive?

 

[Sevrin]

I did not say that wearing a kilt was racist. I was saying that she was wearing a kilt while making fun of the culture and music very similarly to the burqa and rifle situation. The music was not even Scottish, and she was not wearing it for cultural reasons the same way one would for a special event or a wedding. There's a clear difference there between being cultural and offensive. Just because shes wearing a burqa doesnt make her racist, but to hold a rifle and pretend to be a terrorist is. To wear a kilt is not racist but to play a song that sounds "funny" and laugh at the culture is racist. I might not have thought much of it if I didnt see her wearing other very racist costumes. I mean you're all questioning me for posting a wtf moment that I noticed (atleast it was for me) andd questioning how burqas and rifles are not offensive, so I guess my question back to you is, how is it not offensive?

If you came to a nudie cam site looking for good taste and political correctness, you're gonna have a bad time, bb. Pissing people off isn't against MFC rules; it's pissing *on* people that's frowned upon.

WTF noted and overruled.

 

[zippypinhead]

I did not say that wearing a kilt was racist. I was saying that she was wearing a kilt while making fun of the culture and music very similarly to the burqa and rifle situation. The music was not even Scottish, and she was not wearing it for cultural reasons the same way one would for a special event or a wedding. There's a clear difference there between being cultural and offensive. Just because shes wearing a burqa doesnt make her racist, but to hold a rifle and pretend to be a terrorist is. To wear a kilt is not racist but to play a song that sounds "funny" and laugh at the culture is racist. I might not have thought much of it if I didnt see her wearing other very racist costumes. I mean you're all questioning me for posting a wtf moment that I noticed (atleast it was for me) andd questioning how burqas and rifles are not offensive, so I guess my question back to you is, how is it not offensive?

If you came to a nudie cam site looking for good taste and political correctness, you're gonna have a bad time, bb. Pissing people off isn't against MFC rules; it's pissing *on* people that's frowned upon.

WTF noted and overruled.

I veto that overrule. Racism in erotica is more of a WTF for me than almost any other situation, because it really kills the sexiness for me.

 

[Kunra9]

Earlier today I was in a model's room when she told a story...

During her age of sexual self-discovery (roughly 12 years old she said), she had already discovered masturbating but had only used her hand and did some pillow humping.

Then one day she was snooping in her parents' bedroom, and found her mother's vibrator.....





















And used it.

 

[Kunra9]

For me, it's not the sanitary aspect of it.

It's more like... this is something that has been in your mother's vagina. Repeatedly.
Some things are forever tainted.

I don't mean tainted as in, it's evil or diseased, just more as in "off limits". A boundary you shouldn't cross.

If the girl's mother had only used the vibrator to work a couple of knots of her back, then it's not weird.

That however is not the case. This is a device her mother had used to give herself sexual pleasure.

She didn't outright say it, but she also implied it wasn't a one time thing.
They were potentially passing this object back and forth between their vaginas.

I don't know, it just seems... wrong lol

I was uncomfortable hearing my parents have sex by the age of 12.
If I had found a fleshlight in my dad's sock drawer, there is no way I would have lit a couple candles and made a night of it.

 

[LailaBaise]

If I had found a fleshlight in my dad's sock drawer, there is no way I would have lit a couple candles and made a night of it.

:lol:

 

[AllisonWilder]

For me, it's not the sanitary aspect of it.

It's more like... this is something that has been in your mother's vagina. Repeatedly.
Some things are forever tainted.

I don't mean tainted as in, it's evil or diseased, just more as in "off limits". A boundary you shouldn't cross.

If the girl's mother had only used the vibrator to work a couple of knots of her back, then it's not weird.

That however is not the case. This is a device her mother had used to give herself sexual pleasure.

She didn't outright say it, but she also implied it wasn't a one time thing.
They were potentially passing this object back and forth between their vaginas.

I don't know, it just seems... wrong lol

I was uncomfortable hearing my parents have sex by the age of 12.
If I had found a fleshlight in my dad's sock drawer, there is no way I would have lit a couple candles and made a night of it.

I can see the ick factor as an adult who doesn't share toys, even with a monogamous partner, but as a 12-year old I'm not sure it would have clicked for me the same way. Masturbation was mostly an external thing and I imagine my thought process would have been more along the lines of "I wonder what this buzzy thing feels like down there." and less of "This has been in my mothers vagina.".