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Jupiter551 said:
Bocefish said:
Somehow got my e-mail addy and spammed this:

From: "Mellany MFC" <mfc_mellany@gmail.com

Hi sweety i'm Mellany from mfc. I just talked with a good friend of mine and he told me about some great solution for your problem. So take a look at http://viagrowsold.com and come in my room after you try it. I WANT TO SEE YOU IN ACTION

Kisses

Hahahah you should go into mellany's room and be like hey sup check out my new hard-on thanks to you!!
You realize that would be totally messed up, right? I'm pretty sure that it wasn't actually Mellanny sending out that email. I don't peg her as the type to spam emails for dick medicine.
 
Yeppers, that would be a good example of what NOT to do in a model's room. I seriously doubt it was from Mellany too, but it does raise the question of how my email addy was associated with MFC and by whom.
 
Frankie said:
LaLaLand_xD said:
Not sure if this is the right place but it did make me go WTF

Holy...shit. Kudos to her if anyone actually buys it. :lol:

we must assume that was a typo right? or she was thinking tokens because she didnt read true her shit well.. but still 100 bucks for a video? wtf!
 
Jupiter551 said:
Bocefish said:
Somehow got my e-mail addy and spammed this:

From: "Mellany MFC" <mfc_mellany@gmail.com

Hi sweety i'm Mellany from mfc. I just talked with a good friend of mine and he told me about some great solution for your problem. So take a look at http://viagrowsold.com and come in my room after you try it. I WANT TO SEE YOU IN ACTION

Kisses

Hahahah you should go into mellany's room and be like hey sup check out my new hard-on thanks to you!!

I had a really confusing PM session with a model a few months back where she appeared to answer things I didn't even ask and confuse the fuck out of me thanks to her terrible english.

I transcribed the exact (down to the word) PM log into this short film....



... ROFLMAO wtf
 
AmberCutie said:
You realize that would be totally messed up, right? I'm pretty sure that it wasn't actually Mellanny sending out that email. I don't peg her as the type to spam emails for dick medicine.

Lol of course she isn't spamming for dick medicine, but she may find it amusing that someone using her name is.
 
I feel like I should have some of these topics as mine for shits and giggles.

I think I had a topic for like.. "~***HAWT SEXXIII EARSEX 20TOKENS BB***~" for a while earlier this week. Then I would stick my finger through my earlobe and do the pornstar sex noises. :lol:

I was amused. :geek:
 
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Ok, so this has happened to me twice today. Perhaps someone can explain what's going through the models head at the time?

So, I'm discussing doing a private show with a model in a PM. Call me old fashioned but I don't like surprising a model by hitting the "go private" button without warning.

So we're sorting out the details, when suddenly the model says in public, "ok guys, I'm heading off now. Cya" and suddenly logs off completely.

Now I can understand if the model had to suddenly go somewhere. But at least apologize for not being able to do the private or even just say goodbye to me or something. The bit that irritates me is the fact that they just logged off without a word.

Makes me want to loose their number, so to speak.

Am I just being over-sensitive? (I hope not.)
 
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LOADS of people ask questions about private and then don't go through with the private! So maybe they thought you were one of the time wasting numpties and didn't think you were worth an apolagy? Or maybe they had lots of messages and they really had to go and didn't have time to reply to them all?
I'm sure I'm not the only model that gets people asking a million questions and then dissapears. It's the same the other way round, none of them say they're not interested anymore but thanks or whatever, they just bugger off without saying anything, grrr, time wasting twats.
 
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Yeah I was thinking it could have been something like that.

The only real issue I had with that was I was the last to respond. I had said the last thing, which was a question in both cases, and the model didn't respond to me. I'm pretty sure both times the question was, "are you ready" too.

I don't know how models see PM's. Is it the same as for premiums, where the thingy flashes if there's been an unread response?

Certainly I can understand getting a bazillion PM's as a model. But I think my issue was the fact that they had already replied, several times, and thus I thought we were in the middle of a conversation. If they hadn't replied to my first message then I would have understood that. As it happens that's what happened to a third model. I contacted her, got no reply so I moved on. Turns out her PM notification was broken and she didn't see them. Once she did notice she apologized, I said it was understandable and that was that.
 
Yeah all the time I see guys asking about private then the model says "you have 0 tokens soandso...", what do guys get out of pming a model about a private that will never happen cos they have no money? I don't get it.

As for the model leaving...don't read too much into it, but if I were you I'd decide to spend my tokens elsewhere.
 
MCEcher said:
Ok, so this has happened to me twice today. Perhaps someone can explain what's going through the models head at the time?

So, I'm discussing doing a private show with a model in a PM. Call me old fashioned but I don't like surprising a model by hitting the "go private" button without warning.

So we're sorting out the details, when suddenly the model says in public, "ok guys, I'm heading off now. Cya" and suddenly logs off completely.

Now I can understand if the model had to suddenly go somewhere. But at least apologize for not being able to do the private or even just say goodbye to me or something. The bit that irritates me is the fact that they just logged off without a word.

Makes me want to loose their number, so to speak.

Am I just being over-sensitive? (I hope not.)

I have stayed online an hour and a half past when I normally log off discussing and partaking in a private on many occasions. But I cam from home and have the freedom to do so. I dunno. I wouldn't worry about it too much. It would have been nice for her to at least tell you "look I'm sorry but I have to go but I'll be back ....". Just my two cents.
 
MCEcher said:
Yeah I was thinking it could have been something like that.

The only real issue I had with that was I was the last to respond. I had said the last thing, which was a question in both cases, and the model didn't respond to me. I'm pretty sure both times the question was, "are you ready" too.

I don't know how models see PM's. Is it the same as for premiums, where the thingy flashes if there's been an unread response?

Certainly I can understand getting a bazillion PM's as a model. But I think my issue was the fact that they had already replied, several times, and thus I thought we were in the middle of a conversation. If they hadn't replied to my first message then I would have understood that. As it happens that's what happened to a third model. I contacted her, got no reply so I moved on. Turns out her PM notification was broken and she didn't see them. Once she did notice she apologized, I said it was understandable and that was that.
Models do not have a sound, nor a flashy notification when we get PMs on the model software.

My thoughts on her leaving are a couple things: 1. If you seemed to be the type just to ask questions about a private to get your rocks off without actually going private... it used to happen roughly 60% of the PMs I used to get about private and I'd just close the PM also and ignore them. 2. She may have had a pre-set time to log off, and the conversation to get the private going took too long.

My advice? Ask your question in one sentence so she doesn't have to check back more than once, then once she acknowledges, click the button to go private. Or... only go private with a girl that you actually know a bit better so she has no reason to ignore you. :)
 
Models do not have a sound, nor a flashy notification when we get PMs on the model software.
when i had my pm list open to everyone, every time I got a new PM or a reply it actually would flash orange until I read it. Is that what he meant? And am I the only model who got that?
 
AnaVictoriaXO said:
Models do not have a sound, nor a flashy notification when we get PMs on the model software.
when i had my pm list open to everyone, every time I got a new PM or a reply it actually would flash orange until I read it. Is that what he meant? And am I the only model who got that?
I get that when I'm signed into the website, but not the model software.
 
JoleneJolene said:
It would have been nice for her to at least tell you "look I'm sorry but I have to go but I'll be back ....". Just my two cents.
Exactly

AnaVictoriaXO said:
when i had my pm list open to everyone, every time I got a new PM or a reply it actually would flash orange until I read it. Is that what he meant? And am I the only model who got that?
Yeah that's what I meant. But I guess it's only a feature of the website, not the model software.

AmberCutie said:
My advice? Ask your question in one sentence so she doesn't have to check back more than once, then once she acknowledges, click the button to go private. Or... only go private with a girl that you actually know a bit better so she has no reason to ignore you. :)
I do tend to try asking everything at once. But sometimes that has the other problem that when the model does notice the PM they have to read all this text. Can't win. ;)

The fact that it happened with 2 different models was more my issue. If it had been an isolated incident I wouldn't have thought much about it. Eh.
 
MCEcher said:
I do tend to try asking everything at once. But sometimes that has the other problem that when the model does notice the PM they have to read all this text. Can't win. ;)

The fact that it happened with 2 different models was more my issue. If it had been an isolated incident I wouldn't have thought much about it. Eh.
Maybe you could keep your private requirements a bit simpler?
 
I must admit, I am really not a fan of the PM system on MFC. Sometimes it's really obvious when I get a message because it flashes till I click on it. But lastnight and the night before there was no alert at all so I missed a bunch of them (they all get grouped into the same tab so unless I tab through and check each one individually, there's no way I can find out that I have new PMs). Usually I'm pretty focussed on the main chat and I've had guys tell me on there that they PMd me and I haven't responded and that is super helpful. As for the girl that logged off, maybe she was expecting a friend coming over and they were early, her phone might have been ringing (on silent), maybe she realized she'd left the oven on, could be anything!
 
I've heard sound notifications on some model's pms, maybe only when they're on the site.

In general the pm system would be a lot more efficient if girls didn't have to sort through 50 idiots telling them "nice boobs" or other shit they could say in chat, and risk missing the 1% who actually have something relevant to ask/say.
 
JoleneJolene said:
Hmmm my PM's always flash.
I just get a tiny white chat bubble next to the name in my consolidated PM window. On the model software... on the live site I always get a sound and orange flashy.
 
On the $1000 video:

Master doesn't want to do a video with me (he's camera shy), but agreed to do a 15 minute one if we would get at least $300 for it. On most sites, that would require at least $600 price tag, if not more.

On the pm window:

I get the chat bubble, and I used to get a flashy on my start-bar. Didn't notice one on Sunday, but I did start filtering it out anyway back when I was on mfc all the time...

Also, guys with a really long name, the chat bubble gets hidden by their name so I miss messages. And by long, I mean more than 10 characters. (at least, I think it's 10...)
 
LadyLuna said:
On the $1000 video:

Master doesn't want to do a video with me (he's camera shy), but agreed to do a 15 minute one if we would get at least $300 for it. On most sites, that would require at least $600 price tag, if not more.

well, $1000 seems hella expensive to me, but maybe I'm just a brokeass lol. Also I guess I'm operating on the assumption that while a video might only cost say 200 tokens for a member, you're hopefully going to get 10 or 20 members to buy it, and continue buying it.

I'm 90% sure the model who posted the $1000 video made an error, cos her chat topic last night was "strip 200, bj 400, anal 600" - so unless it's $40 to watch her blow a guy live and $1000 to get a video of it...lol. The way it's worded (and priced) seems like the anal involves a guy too, so it's definitely a better deal than the vid lol.
 
Sweet_gurl and I: A Tale of Unrequited love

When your premiums send you stuff like this... it makes it worth not banning models from your room...




09:52:24 PM Sweet_gurl: hi bb
09:53:04 PM LongDuckyDong: Hiya!
09:53:07 PM LongDuckyDong: B
09:53:07 PM LongDuckyDong: B
09:53:08 PM LongDuckyDong: BB
09:53:12 PM LongDuckyDong: BB-cakes!
09:53:16 PM Sweet_gurl: hru
09:54:00 PM LongDuckyDong: I am SCRUMDIDDILYUMPTIOUS!
09:54:04 PM LongDuckyDong: youself?
09:54:05 PM LongDuckyDong: H
09:54:05 PM LongDuckyDong: R
09:54:07 PM LongDuckyDong: U?
09:54:19 PM Sweet_gurl: im good ty
09:54:45 PM LongDuckyDong: That is FANTABULOUS news
09:54:52 PM Sweet_gurl: hmmmmmmmmmm
09:55:04 PM LongDuckyDong: So what going on with u tonite BB?
09:55:13 PM LongDuckyDong: Whatchu lookin fer?
09:56:37 PM LongDuckyDong: BB?
09:59:47 PM LongDuckyDong: Awww, BB, I just want u to love me long time!
09:59:52 PM LongDuckyDong: Why u no love me long time?
09:59:57 PM Sweet_gurl: wat
10:00:05 PM LongDuckyDong: I dunno, what?
10:00:08 PM LongDuckyDong: What's going on?
10:00:09 PM LongDuckyDong: I'm confused
10:00:24 PM LongDuckyDong: You PMed me...
10:00:32 PM Sweet_gurl: im just say hi for u
10:00:32 PM LongDuckyDong: and then ignored me...
10:00:34 PM Sweet_gurl: lolz
10:00:34 PM LongDuckyDong:
msad.gif

10:00:36 PM LongDuckyDong:
mcry.gif

10:00:37 PM LongDuckyDong: WHY?
10:00:44 PM LongDuckyDong: WHY WOULD YOU STRING ME ALONG LIKE THAT?
10:00:48 PM Sweet_gurl: im just asking
10:00:57 PM LongDuckyDong: oh...
10:01:00 PM LongDuckyDong: HI
10:01:08 PM LongDuckyDong: HI!!!
10:01:13 PM LongDuckyDong: What now BB?
10:01:15 PM Sweet_gurl: can u give me some tips for my son bday
10:01:18 PM Sweet_gurl: plsssss
10:01:25 PM LongDuckyDong: You said 'Hi', I said "HI!!!!"
10:01:28 PM LongDuckyDong: what we do now?
10:01:35 PM Sweet_gurl: tips???
10:01:42 PM LongDuckyDong: Teeps?
10:01:44 PM Sweet_gurl: if u want i show my boobs for u
10:01:48 PM Sweet_gurl: tips
10:01:50 PM Sweet_gurl: tokens
10:01:53 PM LongDuckyDong: Teeeps?
10:01:59 PM Sweet_gurl: awwwww
10:02:16 PM LongDuckyDong: U want I should teep you BB?
10:03:00 PM LongDuckyDong: Y I should teep you son?
10:03:04 PM LongDuckyDong: How old is son?
10:03:10 PM LongDuckyDong: Is son about to become man?
10:04:33 PM Sweet_gurl: he turn to 5 on march 18
10:04:54 PM LongDuckyDong: 5 year old?!
10:04:57 PM LongDuckyDong: Where daddy?
10:05:02 PM Sweet_gurl: he left
10:05:04 PM LongDuckyDong: Why Daddy no support 5 yer old son?
10:05:10 PM LongDuckyDong: Why Daddy Left?
10:05:17 PM Sweet_gurl: he other girl right now
10:05:20 PM LongDuckyDong: U didn't make him sammich after sex?
10:05:34 PM LongDuckyDong: Y u no kill other girl?
10:05:41 PM LongDuckyDong: U should get u man back
10:05:41 PM Sweet_gurl: hmmmmmm
10:06:21 PM Sweet_gurl: i cant
10:06:27 PM Sweet_gurl: coz he cheat me
10:06:44 PM LongDuckyDong: u go find him and cut off balls!
10:06:51 PM Sweet_gurl: i hope so
10:06:52 PM LongDuckyDong: Take his peepee
10:07:00 PM Sweet_gurl: lol
10:07:01 PM LongDuckyDong: wear it like trophy
10:08:11 PM LongDuckyDong: U find u man, cut off balls, take picture and I will teeeep for u son
10:08:32 PM LongDuckyDong: He not 5 yet, u have time to get teeep for him
10:09:41 PM LongDuckyDong: I teep for u son when u become woman again
10:09:57 PM Sweet_gurl: hmmmmmmmmmm
10:12:11 PM LongDuckyDong: so will u become whole woman again so I can teep u son?
10:13:55 PM LongDuckyDong: BB, I trying to help u!
10:14:01 PM LongDuckyDong: Help me help u!
10:14:38 PM Sweet_gurl: ok tips me plsss
10:14:59 PM LongDuckyDong: TEEEPS U?
10:15:31 PM LongDuckyDong: I tole u! U need to become woman again so I can teeep u son!
10:15:44 PM LongDuckyDong: Why u no listen to me?
10:15:48 PM Sweet_gurl: im a women lolz
10:15:58 PM LongDuckyDong: U no woman!
10:16:01 PM LongDuckyDong: Woman keep her man!
10:16:04 PM Sweet_gurl: lolz
10:16:17 PM LongDuckyDong: REAL Woman please him and make sure no other woman steal him!
10:16:25 PM Sweet_gurl: hmmmmmmmmmm
10:16:34 PM LongDuckyDong: REAL Woman always make man sammich after she love him
10:16:47 PM LongDuckyDong: REAL Woman do these things
10:16:52 PM LongDuckyDong: U no real woman no more
10:17:03 PM Sweet_gurl: lolz
10:17:06 PM Sweet_gurl: nenvermind
10:17:09 PM LongDuckyDong: Why I tip gurl? I want tip REAL woman
10:22:08 PM LongDuckyDong: U NO TELL ME NEVERMIND
10:22:17 PM LongDuckyDong: GURL no tell MAN NEVERMIND
10:22:20 PM LongDuckyDong: GURL GO TO KITCHEN
10:22:25 PM LongDuckyDong: AND KEEP OUT OF SIGHT!
 
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Jupiter551 said:
In general the pm system would be a lot more efficient if girls didn't have to sort through 50 idiots telling them "nice boobs" or other shit they could say in chat, and risk missing the 1% who actually have something relevant to ask/say.

THIS. i hate how 99% of guys won't chat in my room but will just bombard me with PMs saying generic things like "you're hot" or "nice tits". Ok thanks, but how about you write that in free chat so my room isn't dead as a doornail.
 
Re: Sweet_gurl and I: A Tale of Unrequited love

JoleneJolene said:
10:15:58 PM LongDuckyDong: U no woman!
10:16:01 PM LongDuckyDong: Woman keep her man!
10:16:04 PM Sweet_gurl: lolz
10:16:17 PM LongDuckyDong: REAL Woman please him and make sure no other woman steal him!
10:16:25 PM Sweet_gurl: hmmmmmmmmmm
10:16:34 PM LongDuckyDong: REAL Woman always make man sammich after she love him
10:16:47 PM LongDuckyDong: REAL Woman do these things
10:16:52 PM LongDuckyDong: U no real woman no more
10:17:03 PM Sweet_gurl: lolz
10:17:06 PM Sweet_gurl: nenvermind
10:17:09 PM LongDuckyDong: Why I tip gurl? I want tip REAL woman
10:22:08 PM LongDuckyDong: U NO TELL ME NEVERMIND
10:22:17 PM LongDuckyDong: GURL no tell MAN NEVERMIND
10:22:20 PM LongDuckyDong: GURL GO TO KITCHEN
10:22:25 PM LongDuckyDong: AND KEEP OUT OF SIGHT!

Bwahahahahahahaha. Oh my god that's hilarious.
 
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