Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[UncleThursday]

My father, sister and brother all have Addison's disease so they have a permanent tan year round. They get a sunburn and you can actually watch it fade when they're out of the sun. Me, I have thyroid issues instead so I got to keep our lovely Irish skin. They don't even own sunblock and they live in Florida! I go outside wearing 70spf and still fucking burn. They get the disease that turns them into tanned incredible hulks, I get the one that makes me require a sweater any time the temp is below 85 degrees.

We just need to wear radiation suits when out in the sun. That's no big deal... right?

 

[DuoShi]

My copy pasta didn't work, so I'm going off of memory here. Bear with me.

You're one ugly fuckin' bitch. Imma stab ya to death. Then, I'm gonna play around in your blood.

 

[KittyPurrz]

My copy pasta didn't work, so I'm going off of memory here. Bear with me.

Mmm copy pasta :drool:

 

[JimsX]

My copy pasta didn't work, so I'm going off of memory here. Bear with me.

You're one ugly fuckin' bitch. Imma stab ya to death. Then, I'm gonna play around in your blood.

Stolen from American Psycho. Lame.

Patrick Bateman: You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

 

[DuoShi]

My copy pasta didn't work, so I'm going off of memory here. Bear with me.

You're one ugly fuckin' bitch. Imma stab ya to death. Then, I'm gonna play around in your blood.

Stolen from American Psycho. Lame.

Patrick Bateman: You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

For everyone I've told before, this is further proof that I don't know any movie quotes.

 

[JimsX]

My copy pasta didn't work, so I'm going off of memory here. Bear with me.

You're one ugly fuckin' bitch. Imma stab ya to death. Then, I'm gonna play around in your blood.

Stolen from American Psycho. Lame.

Patrick Bateman: You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

For everyone I've told before, this is further proof that I don't know any movie quotes.

I've just watched it an unhealthy number of times :lol:

 

[UncleThursday]

I've just watched it an unhealthy number of times :lol:

I'm kind of the same with the original animated Transformers The Movie. I could probably quote the whole thing.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

brassfield00: lift her anus please

I feel privileged to have been present for this bit of poetry.

 

[Jupiter551]

Me *in the middle of a cum show*

Premium PM's: You're making me so hard right now. -- Do you want me to jerk it for you

*no response from me cause clearly I was busy*

Premium PM's: Fine... I'll leave you alone.

Really?...

Really??

So long, fuck face. :roll:

lol wtf...hhahah needs ego stroked more than the other thing sounds like ;p

 

[JimsX]

francolocho: nice panties too
francolocho: can u mail then to my house
francolocho: ahhahahajaj
pussyluv4: No, she will send the panties by horse.
pussyluv4: The horse will wear the panties on the travel.

:lol:

 

[Dandelioness]

"Do you have a male dog?"

Yea, I REALLY don't have any interest in why you are asking me that question... soo many skeevies *shuddershudder*

 

[Heather]

MFC mail I just got..

You remind me from a girl from brazil who I hate more than any other person on the planet and a model from England on here who I hate second to her.

Yikes.

Um, okay?

 

[CourtneyJayne]

I've been told by no less than 4 people that I look like their ex wife. I always have to giggle about it and be like I PROMISE I'M NOT but it's starting to annoy me! I'm sorry I have brown hair and pale skin but I'm not your ex wife.

 

[ComicOzzie]

I've been told by no less than 4 people that I look like their ex wife. I always have to giggle about it and be like I PROMISE I'M NOT but it's starting to annoy me! I'm sorry I have brown hair and pale skin but I'm not your ex wife.

I'm guessing you look like they wish their ex-wife looked. :twocents-02cents:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Here4shyloh: u dont skype even for pay pal?

LOL at "not even for Paypal". :lol:

 

[eyeteach]

I've been told by no less than 4 people that I look like their ex wife. I always have to giggle about it and be like I PROMISE I'M NOT but it's starting to annoy me! I'm sorry I have brown hair and pale skin but I'm not your ex wife.

You look like you could be my next ex-wife.

 

[Jupiter551]

jump100: life pro tip....there is no '5 second rule' for anything that touches the floor of a cam models room

:lol:

 

[SaffronBurke]

Greenpeace is trying to drag you back into the ocean

How original, I've never heard that one before. :roll:

 

[avakittyn_mfc]

what does your asshole smell like?

can you pee a little?

(during a public show) if a cop comes by, can you flash him and suck his dick?

can you send me a bag of your poop please? I want to touch it, smell it, taste it, and play with it. I promise I'll be a long time customer.

There are times when I literally laugh out loud at some of the stuff people say in public chat.
:lol:

 

[avakittyn_mfc]

got a pretty good one the other day too. Got a ninja tip of 6 tks with the following message:

You are ugly and swanky stop copying *exhibitionist model* and *exhibitionist model*

thought it was hilarious that they still tipped more than 1 tk. :lol:

 

[JimsX]

Wanna take this shorty to Korean BBQ just so i can open the door for her & smack that ass on the way in..

 

[yossarian]

Two models were doing a show together and a basic kept ordering them to "mustrbate."

 

[JimsX]

Prem: "where do you prefer them to cum?"

Lyeah: i prefer them to cum in their eye so theyre momentarily blinded while i sit on their face and they suffocate underneath my weight

My new favourite model :thumbleft:

 

[goldenaye666]

got a pretty good one the other day too. Got a ninja tip of 6 tks with the following message:

You are ugly and swanky stop copying *exhibitionist model* and *exhibitionist model*

thought it was hilarious that they still tipped more than 1 tk. :lol:

They had to tip at least 5 tokens to leave a tip note on MFC.

 

[JordanBlack]

...yet she was only a gorgeous girl.

 

[LilyMarie]

Killalust: do u have nice legs
Killalust:
Killalust: i wonder ?
Model: I can give you a twirl if you like
DeadPixelz: Tip for twirl.
Killalust: inot here to perv ill leave that up to u guy's

 

[DuoShi]

Killalust: do u have nice legs
Killalust:
Killalust: i wonder ?
Model: I can give you a twirl if you like
DeadPixelz: Tip for twirl.
Killalust: inot here to perv ill leave that up to u guy's

I wonder what he has killa lust for then. Must be cheese whiz.

 

[JimsX]

to be honest I'd prefer to lick MY cum off your breasts after you spit it out

:?

 

[JimsX]

From the model the above prem was talking to:

In a British accent:

Is this lemonade? No, I make my husband cum 3 times a day into this glass, and then I mix it with almond milk, water, and sugar

She kept going, but I could not hear her over my own laughter

Edit to add her mfc model name so you can all listen to her hilarity. KemiiKaze
:thumbleft:

 

[DuoShi]

to be honest I'd prefer to lick MY cum off your breasts after you spit it out

:?

I just threw up a little.