Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Maxi]

No, he’s red

But interesting it seems there is more than one user doing this

I’ve seen it so many times with one UK guy in most new models’ rooms. I don’t get the fascination with being a knight to as many models as possible

 

[CallMeMaria]

Kill 'em with kindness...

 

[NotYou]

I’ve seen it so many times with one UK guy in most new models’ rooms. I don’t get the fascination with being a knight to as many models as possible

Red guy called ibrox and a number or something like that? Or maybe a gold user called Andrewunited?

 

[Maxi]

Red guy called ibrox and a number or something like that? Or maybe a gold user called Andrewunited?

The first one in fact, both.

 

[Hiunds]

The one I am talking about has “doc” in the name

 

[jaybud999]

Kill 'em with kindness...

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That client has some dark needs, dare I say weird?

 

[Maxi]

That client has some dark needs, dare I say weird?

Hopefully only a ‘client’ to a therapist!

 

[NotYou]

Kill 'em with kindness...

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What makes something like this even more fucked up is the fact these guys seem to be oblivious or simply not care about how not normal this really is. To outright come out with a comment like that instead of somehow working it in to a conversation to ask if the model does this kind of fetish

 

[autumnstorm423]

What makes something like this even more fucked up is the fact these guys seem to be oblivious or simply not care about how not normal this really is. To outright come out with a comment like that instead of somehow working it in to a conversation to ask if the model does this kind of fetish

yeah that's weird! but the kill 'em with kindness response was perfect! model let it be known she doesn't do this and did so in respectful and polite way while still covering her ass for potention rule violations! perfect! I think this is how I will choose to handle things in my room as going tf off on someone seems to be a turn off. I used to lay into users frequently and looking back now I can see that was not a good look.

 

[Vixxen81]

yeah that's weird! but the kill 'em with kindness response was perfect! model let it be known she doesn't do this and did so in respectful and polite way while still covering her ass for potention rule violations! perfect! I think this is how I will choose to handle things in my room as going tf off on someone seems to be a turn off. I used to lay into users frequently and looking back now I can see that was not a good look.

You'd be surprised at how many people want to see someone get a new butthole torn into them when they piss off a model or break a rule. I used to make mad money telling grays off but I eventually just got tired of it (because it was repetitive).

One of my favorites was a response to show ass demands. "Go look in a mirror." Simple. Effective. Sometimes takes a few seconds to sink in.

 

[autumnstorm423]

You'd be surprised at how many people want to see someone get a new butthole torn into them when they piss off a model or break a rule. I used to make mad money telling grays off but I eventually just got tired of it (because it was repetitive).

One of my favorites was a response to show ass demands. "Go look in a mirror." Simple. Effective. Sometimes takes a few seconds to sink in.

I think I'll save the ass chewing for offenses like repeatedly asking for something I told them no about, or repeated disrespect.

 

[autumnstorm423]

You'd be surprised at how many people want to see someone get a new butthole torn into them when they piss off a model or break a rule. I used to make mad money telling grays off but I eventually just got tired of it (because it was repetitive).

One of my favorites was a response to show ass demands. "Go look in a mirror." Simple. Effective. Sometimes takes a few seconds to sink in.

but once they take it there they become my chew toy! lol. we are sunshine mixed with a little hurricane

 

[Vixxen81]

but once they take it there they become my chew toy! lol. we are sunshine mixed with a little hurricane

Indeed. I'm nowhere near as punchy as I used to be but I've laid down some legendary trash talk to more than one dude. Love it when I get an active baseball fan who hates my team. Bring it, boy. I got this.

 

[Ich Bin]

Red guy called ibrox and a number or something like that? Or maybe a gold user called Andrewunited?

Good ol' Andrewunited immediately came to my mind also!

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[autumnstorm423]

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I'd block his ass or tell him to go eat a bag of dicks or both!

 

[MarieElise]

"Would you feel more natural roleplaying my sister or my Mom, and why?"

Honestly, I'd feel more natural and turned on roleplaying that you weren't just the dumbass who asked me a fetish question, about a fetish I don't do, in free chat. Lol. Doesn't take a genius... Who really thinks a cam model they've never tipped before, is going to get that in depth with them, in free chat. Must be on some good shit. Fucking moron

 

[autumnstorm423]

guess I'm still capable of giving a good ass chewing when something or someone rubs me the wrong way

 

[MiaSarah]

Not a huge WTF but it made me laugh tonight:
*purple user enters room*
Purple user: Hello! Do you speak English?
Me (talking): I do. Not as a first language though.
Purple user: I do not have sound. Type please.
Me (typing): Yes.
*purple user leaves room*
A regular: What was the point of that?!

Guy comes back about 10 minutes later. Sends 100 tokens and leaves again. I mean, sure? I guess?

 

[NotYou]

...said the grey user on chaturbate


liaa8_
if u want, write me in p.m, i can give u some advices to increase users and earn toks

liaa8_
yesterday i helped a girl to earn 5000 toks in one hour. if u want i give u the same advice

 

[Slapstick]

You'd be surprised at how many people want to see someone get a new butthole torn into them when they piss off a model or break a rule.

Yes. Yes we do. A model I frequent is one of the sweetest most innocent looking "girl next door" types ever, but post a porno gif or make a rude comment in chat and she wields the banhammer like Thor on a rampage. The regulars absolutely LOVE it.

liaa8_
yesterday i helped a girl to earn 5000 toks in one hour. if u want i give u the same advice

And it's always the greys that have the great advice. I've often thought about telling the model I would tip for the PM if she tells me what his great advice is

 

[Maxi]

I mean… all of the WTFs… all of them.

 

[Vixxen81]

testmeassub has joined the room.

Um, that's not how that works.

 

[Highlander884]

I didn't get the exact quote but some guy who came in asking the model for advice on how to tell his aunt that he wants to fuck her (apparently she's only 7 years older)

 

[Ozzie_]

I didn't get the exact quote but some guy who came in asking the model for advice on how to tell his aunt that he wants to fuck her

I know on the surface of it it sounds a bit creepy, but in some jurisdictions (Australia included) as long as both are of legal age, a relationship (marriage e.g.) between aunt/uncle and niece/nephew is not illegal.

(apparently she's only 7 years older)

Yeah not that unusual, I am only 6 years older than my oldest niece. Another niece gave birth to a rather late in life son and one of *her* daughters was pregnant the same year, it ended up that my niece's son was younger than his *nephew*, albeit by only a month or two.

 

[CallMeMaria]

So, financial submission then?

 

[darcyduke]

USER: Them fish and chips grazed ass be nice

...I think he was mocking my English accent. Or attempting to.

 

[deltaepsilon]

USER: Them fish and chips grazed ass be nice

...I think he was mocking my English accent. Or attempting to.

lol , he prob tried to sound like dick van dyke cockney accent

 

[NotYou]

This is CB and the user is not grey. Not sure what happened the day before but..
This guy seems to just have 1 theme for his insults, very smart guy as you can see.


thepoetscock
Well, well..ur back....just out of rehab?

thepoetscock
U look good

thepoetscock
Ur nick should be...Miss SN O R T Y

thepoetscock
Awww...u seem very demure...not bitching....u must be still sick

thepoetscock
U gonna ban me again

thepoetscock
who else is in ur room?

thepoetscock
Smile..u will feel better

thepoetscock
How ugly of u

thepoetscock
Did I ever say anything about ur family

thepoetscock
U r one very nasty drug snorting bitch

thepoetscock
Ur a druggie

thepoetscock
Ur still a druggie

thepoetscock
Ur SNORTY

thepoetscock
U snort drugs

thepoetscock
U have nothing to do with ur life

thepoetscock
Ur a snorting druggie whore

thepoetscock
Eat shit

 

[MarieElise]

Had one of those weirdos asking if I’ll call myself names in a show last night. I get those requests and I usually tell them no. But I decided to say yes. Then I proceeded to call myself positive names for the duration of the show, without taking any of m clothes off it was awesome. He left after one minute and 39 seconds, right when I was about to change gears and start singing that Meredith whatever song “I’m a bitch I’m a lover I’m a sinner I’m a saint” or whatever . It was so fun! I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.