The balls on this guy.
No son. You can spend 6 months in the mail room sorting envelopes and making cups of tea for the boss just like the rest of us had to.
It's interesting to see just how many guys are incredibly vain - the amount I see that go around saying something like "I am fit, blonde, tall and handsome. send me a PM".
I wish I had even a tiny bit of that arrogance/confidence