Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[NotYou]

Woah. Was this like the first message or so sent too? Damn-- dude is coming on a bit strong there, eh? lol

I feel like there can be rather long messages of appreciation that can happen after talking to someone for a long time that can be pretty sweet (e.g. "I'm honestly glad to have met you" stuff), but this one feels creepy, like it reeks of ulterior motives, like an incel hidden behind the persona of a "nice guy™."

It may as well have been. His only other message before those was "Hi", then straight into that long copy>paste message lol.
And I absolutely agree with you about the ulterior motives and being a creepy guy. The simple fact he explicitly says stuff like he isn't wanting to take advantage or call anyone a whore (despite previously saying he could pay for a whore).. but yeah. I bet 9/10 women don't read this nonsense unless they are very bored. Do you, ladies?

 

[SaffronBurke]

It may as well have been. His only other message before those was "Hi", then straight into that long copy>paste message lol.
And I absolutely agree with you about the ulterior motives and being a creepy guy. The simple fact he explicitly says stuff like he isn't wanting to take advantage or call anyone a whore (despite previously saying he could pay for a whore).. but yeah. I bet 9/10 women don't read this nonsense unless they are very bored. Do you, ladies?

I, at most, skim long copy pastas. I usually tell them that I'm not reading all that unless they tip a decent amount.

 

[CheeseMoon]

I bet 9/10 women don't read this nonsense unless they are very bored.

The 10th is secretly copying the text for use in the musical The Village Idiot she is working on inbetween shifts.

 

[NotYou]

I have seen this guy a lot in the past but haven't seen him for a very very long time:
(Always a grey and I think different names)

milffuckerxxxxxxxxxxxx Mr Afrodox bronxx Machoxxx 52 Hard masculine beefy stud rich married i do breed hot wifes pregnant in my secret pvt suites


There needs to be an IQ test or something for people to access the internet, jeeez.

 

[CheeseMoon]

milffuckerxxxxxxxxxxxx Mr Afrodox bronxx Machoxxx 52 Hard masculine beefy stud rich married i do breed hot wifes pregnant in my secret pvt suites

Must be a thing. These "breeding" cuckolding clips are all over the porn sites, but I'd like to know what his business plan is posting them all over cam sites

 

[Deleted member 57885]

This happened awhile back on a CB room I frequented (now retired), but I found it kind of funny lol. When a model leaves for a private, all the flavors of salt really show themselves:

• Member1 (aka a new person to the room after tipping some): "<member1>|400| Im the king, so bow down bitches".
• The moderator then gave a warning to him to chill out, which got the current king and another purple to jump in insulting the mod, saying the mod was a nazi / Hitler, trying to bring down the mood of the room, etc.
• Moderator role coincidentally expired due to time, and since model was in private, it couldn't be renewed. Other peeps interpreted it as "ha! he got unmodded!"
• I say something generic to try and calm the situation.
• They turn their attention towards me. I get called by the 'king' as a freeloader
• lol.jpg (I usually did 2 to 3 privates a day in that room, and did most tips in pvts.)
• other purple calls me Donald Trump taking a break from golfing to visit Chaturbate as some sort of insult for supposedly freeloading. lol'r.jpg
• model comes back from private, very confused why I'm jokingly making Trump references (e.g. "We're going to build a yellow wall! And members are going to pay for it!"). king/purple whining the mod should be banned
• model renews the moderator role for the person
• another regular enters right then, tips and becomes king
• other peeps -- complete radio silence lol

 

[mike_aussie]

I have seen this guy a lot in the past but haven't seen him for a very very long time:
(Always a grey and I think different names)

milffuckerxxxxxxxxxxxx Mr Afrodox bronxx Machoxxx 52 Hard masculine beefy stud rich married i do breed hot wifes pregnant in my secret pvt suites


There needs to be an IQ test or something for people to access the internet, jeeez.

I had someone in my room a few days ago using similar language to that lol. Left a few seconds later.

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

Ultimate member on SC:
„ugly cunt“
„youre asshole is ugly“

i just tell him „Oh Baby you are making me so horny with youre insults^^“

Probably not the reaction he was hoping for.

 

[Morganjanelle]

"Open your tits bb"

I dunno about the rest of the ladies, but my titties don't have windows or doors on them :?

Would be cool for snack and medicine storage tho tbh

 

[yummybrownfox]

I only had ONE tipper last night, and he was cool but he was on some 'wanting to know where in Maryland I am' b.s. "I'm not asking for your address, though if I did have it I could send some Edible Arrangements or send you some more followers." LOL. What?!

Yeah, um...no, dude. I block my state, and I wouldn't want a bunch of fellow MDers in my free chat anyway, who are probably gonna act like a bunch of Inspector Gadgets, looking for clues of where I am.

I tell people that if you really want to send me a gift (which means I don't have to give anything in return other than an enthusiastic thank you), you can go to the 'Buy me crabs!' button on both of my profiles. If it's on ManyVids, you can do that or send me a 'Make it rain' tip. And hey, depending on the tip amount, it may even put me back on the list of Top 50/Top 100 Ebony Earners again. Bonus!

 

[GoddessV]

Had an exclusive on SM with a new person and he was asking me questions that seemed to be leading to underage stuff. When he asked "How old were you when you gave your first handjob," I answered honestly because I was exhausted from a long ass work week and didn't have a "script" for that question in my brain. (I also think I knew it would turn him off if he was seeking underage content).

I said "25" and he went off about how I am joking, "that's a little late isn't it?" and I laughed and danced around saying "seems like I am doing just fine, wouldn't you say?" Cue the typical, you don't look over 20 bullshit stuff and when he asked my age I said my real age - 40 - and he lost his shit, called me a liar and got very angry - he left. Only took 3 minutes for him to show how gross he was.

Thanks for the money you little pedo bitch. Why are men so surprised that women in their 40s are hot and fit? (or that we aren't sex crazed just because we are on a cam site?)

I will continue to call out the pedos simply by being honest lol

 

[Deleted member 57885]

Had an exclusive on SM with a new person and he was asking me questions that seemed to be leading to underage stuff. When he asked "How old were you when you gave your first handjob," I answered honestly because I was exhausted from a long ass work week and didn't have a "script" for that question in my brain. (I also think I knew it would turn him off if he was seeking underage content).

I said "25" and he went off about how I am joking, "that's a little late isn't it?" and I laughed and danced around saying "seems like I am doing just fine, wouldn't you say?" Cue the typical, you don't look over 20 bullshit stuff and when he asked my age I said my real age - 40 - and he lost his shit, called me a liar and got very angry - he left. Only took 3 minutes for him to show how gross he was.

Thanks for the money you little pedo bitch. Why are men so surprised that women in their 40s are hot and fit? (or that we aren't sex crazed just because we are on a cam site?)

I will continue to call out the pedos simply by being honest lol

Reminds me a bit of a guy that was on a previous Q/A site I frequented. There was a notorious user (who kept getting banned and created new accounts) known as "Virgin Hunter". The dude would continually post about how 'first loves are something special' and that he only would go for virgins, despite not even being one him self. It was basically a virgin fetish, and he wasn't picky about age. Cyberstalked some girls on the site pretty heavily. Later it was found out that he got thrown in jail for a bit on him after he drove 400 miles to have sex with some 16 year old (he was mid 20s) out of desperation to lose his virginity. He got a restraining order put on him by the parents, since he then stalked the girl like crazy after.

There are fucked up people all over the internet.

 

[Morganjanelle]

I only had ONE tipper last night, and he was cool but he was on some 'wanting to know where in Maryland I am' b.s. "I'm not asking for your address, though if I did have it I could send some Edible Arrangements or send you some more followers." LOL. What?!

Yeah, um...no, dude. I block my state, and I wouldn't want a bunch of fellow MDers in my free chat anyway, who are probably gonna act like a bunch of Inspector Gadgets, looking for clues of where I am.

I tell people that if you really want to send me a gift (which means I don't have to give anything in return other than an enthusiastic thank you), you can go to the 'Buy me crabs!' button on both of my profiles. If it's on ManyVids, you can do that or send me a 'Make it rain' tip. And hey, depending on the tip amount, it may even put me back on the list of Top We don't want fruit kabobs we want money

Ulterior motives, no thank you!

Had an exclusive on SM with a new person and he was asking me questions that seemed to be leading to underage stuff. When he asked "How old were you when you gave your first handjob," I answered honestly because I was exhausted from a long ass work week and didn't have a "script" for that question in my brain. (I also think I knew it would turn him off if he was seeking underage content).

I said "25" and he went off about how I am joking, "that's a little late isn't it?" and I laughed and danced around saying "seems like I am doing just fine, wouldn't you say?" Cue the typical, you don't look over 20 bullshit stuff and when he asked my age I said my real age - 40 - and he lost his shit, called me a liar and got very angry - he left. Only took 3 minutes for him to show how gross he was.

Thanks for the money you little pedo bitch. Why are men so surprised that women in their 40s are hot and fit? (or that we aren't sex crazed just because we are on a cam site?)

I will continue to call out the pedos simply by being honest lol

Yes! Can't tolerate this shit and won't. Thank you standing up! "Little pedo bitch" I really loved hehe.

 

[pupelovedance]

Today on SM, someone asked me if I could be naked after 10 seconds if we go private .
Knowing that the first 30 seconds we are not paid, I told him of course, let's go.
Once in private I started to count 1,2,3,.........till 10 very slowly teasing him.
Finaly, he left after 32 seconds, he saw nothing, was blocked and I get paid 1 minute.

 

[Morganjanelle]

Today on SM, someone asked me if I could be naked after 10 seconds if we go private .
Knowing that the first 30 seconds we are not paid, I told him of course, let's go.
Once in private I started to count 1,2,3,.........till 10 very slowly teasing him.
Finaly, he left after 32 seconds, he saw nothing, was blocked and I get paid 1 minute.

Queen

 

[yummybrownfox]

Yes! Can't tolerate this shit and won't. Thank you standing up! "Little pedo bitch" I really loved hehe.

You accidentally put your "We don't want fruit kabobs we want money!" comment within my quote, but yes...I agree! Edible Arrangements is what I sent to my son's school in January 2020 as a late Christmas gift. They're nice and all, but SHOW ME THE MONEY!

 

[Morganjanelle]

You accidentally put your "We don't want fruit kabobs we want money!" comment within my quote, but yes...I agree! Edible Arrangements is what I sent to my son's school in January 2020 as a late Christmas gift. They're nice and all, but SHOW ME THE MONEY!

Ha thank you for letting me know, how silly of me

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

Today on SM, someone asked me if I could be naked after 10 seconds if we go private .
Knowing that the first 30 seconds we are not paid, I told him of course, let's go.
Once in private I started to count 1,2,3,.........till 10 very slowly teasing him.
Finaly, he left after 32 seconds, he saw nothing, was blocked and I get paid 1 minute.

 

[OttersAreCool]

I saw this short conversation today on CB and it made me laugh

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

„Fake Bitch“
„Disgusting“
„You are disgusting“

It all came from new grey accounts on stripchat ... and it always happens when my show is going well and I get a lot of tokens....

I have recently removed a lot of knights because I noticed that they tried to lure regular customers of mine into other rooms. I guess it comes from them. Such actions are so pathetic ...

 

[Deleted member 52557]

I only had ONE tipper last night, and he was cool but he was on some 'wanting to know where in Maryland I am' b.s. "I'm not asking for your address, though if I did have it I could send some Edible Arrangements or send you some more followers." LOL. What?!

Yeah, um...no, dude. I block my state, and I wouldn't want a bunch of fellow MDers in my free chat anyway, who are probably gonna act like a bunch of Inspector Gadgets, looking for clues of where I am.

I tell people that if you really want to send me a gift (which means I don't have to give anything in return other than an enthusiastic thank you), you can go to the 'Buy me crabs!' button on both of my profiles. If it's on ManyVids, you can do that or send me a 'Make it rain' tip. And hey, depending on the tip amount, it may even put me back on the list of Top 50/Top 100 Ebony Earners again. Bonus!

What? Send followers to your house? lol

 

[yummybrownfox]

What? Send followers to your house? lol

Lol. The way he worded it certainly does sound like that, but I think this was his poor way of claiming he could hook me up with "fans" in my area who would become cam site regulars. Lol. These guys will say anything to try to squeeze out personal info on a model. Reminds me of those guys who are like "Oh, you sing? I got an uncle who's an A&R rep and has connections in the music business." Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boy, BYE..... This is a cam site...not a local talent show, and I'm not giving out my number. Haha.

 

[CheeseMoon]

Yeah, why do it for this money when you can do it for that money?
Also, I think his real name is Sheik Yerbouti.


sheik_alzara007 greething from dubai Honey, i am new here my name is sheik el Zara... sweety you looks so beautyfull but why you do this job i not understand it shoked me to see you here ydo it for money? write me pm maybe i can pay you for o working here kiss HONEY

 

[NotYou]

This is literally al this grey kept saying.
The model basically ignored him yet he still didn't get the hint. After 10 minutes he finally did and left lol.
How can people be so stupid and vain?


davidhammond1991: you want me as your muscular Aussie boyfriend love
davidhammond1991: Yes or no you want me as your muscular Aussie boyfriend love
davidhammond1991: Answer the question please yes or no you want me as your muscular Aussie boyfriend love because I love you so much
davidhammond1991: You not talking to me love

< repeat the above lots in different variations >

 

[CheeseMoon]

How can people be so stupid and vain?
davidhammond1991: you want me as your muscular Aussie boyfriend love

Lol. Some people just shouldn't be on the internet. I'd bet real money on that being his actual name and year of birth

 

[NotYou]

This is a knight on Stripchat that is in at least 2, 3 or 4 rooms that I have seen. He literally copies and pastes (or types, I guess) the exact same messages every day in EACH of those rooms he knights.
That isn't the problem, but the thing that makes me go "wtf" is something that annoys me, and here is one message by him as an example:

[Knight Name] @[model name] has the best body, legs and face of any MILF on this site and she is the best MILF on this site and has the best face, body, legs .and moves also!


Now, what is so annoying to me for that, although the intention is somewhat good, it's also clear he just loves the fact of being knight and wants to be praised as such by the models.
I literally saw this guy say this same message to another mode he knights earlier TODAY. Saying they are "the best" on the site, but then saying it to each model he knights, is just something that truly annoys me. Yes, it annoys me more than it probably should.

To say something like "she is a very beautiful milf with amazing legs, face and body" is fantastic, but to call each one "the best" purely to get praised by it and sucking up to the model annoys me.

 

[Danigirl]

This is a knight on Stripchat that is in at least 2, 3 or 4 rooms that I have seen. He literally copies and pastes (or types, I guess) the exact same messages every day in EACH of those rooms he knights.
That isn't the problem, but the thing that makes me go "wtf" is something that annoys me, and here is one message by him as an example:

[Knight Name] @[model name] has the best body, legs and face of any MILF on this site and she is the best MILF on this site and has the best face, body, legs .and moves also!


Now, what is so annoying to me for that, although the intention is somewhat good, it's also clear he just loves the fact of being knight and wants to be praised as such by the models.
I literally saw this guy say this same message to another mode he knights earlier TODAY. Saying they are "the best" on the site, but then saying it to each model he knights, is just something that truly annoys me. Yes, it annoys me more than it probably should.

To say something like "she is a very beautiful milf with amazing legs, face and body" is fantastic, but to call each one "the best" purely to get praised by it and sucking up to the model annoys me.

Lol I think I've had him in my room but it was ignored due to busyness! I dont do knights but what a loser lol. It's an empty meaningless compliment unless accompanying a tip.

 

[THE MOLLIE MARIE]

say something like "she is a very beautiful milf with amazing legs, face and body" is fantastic, but to call each one "the best"

I hate this shit, you don't have to compare me to other people to give me a compliment. Say what you wanna say without making it into a competition or a way to put others down. We are here in my chat to talk about me and me ONLY.

Then there's the logical issue with calling more than one person "the best" anything, that just doesn't make any sense. So yeah, this is just foolish behavior for several reasons in my eyes.

 

[CheeseMoon]

Then there's the logical issue with calling more than one person "the best" anything, that just doesn't make any sense. So yeah, this is just foolish behavior for several reasons in my eyes.

When you are the bestest knight for all teh greatest and teh bestest models ever in all the 5 bestest rooms ever in the world, you have to be the world's most super duper efficient! No time for that chatting nonsense when you have so many best rooms to run.

 

[rumpelstiltskin]

Context: Someone calling themselves Amy_stringofnumbers has asked me 3 times in 2 months if I have business suit trousers. When I say no she leaves. Then today, someone not called Amy came into the room:








What are the odds? Anyway I hope they find someone who has the right kind of trousers one day.