Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Cookie Johnson]

I have heard of girls having apple bottom booties but that's ridiculous

if he comes back tape this to your butt and see if its good enough

Flared bases people... seriously... you stick an apple up your ass you'll be in the hospital having an apple removed from your ass pretty quick

 

[Diana_Devil]

So i will make a list girls )) i am a hairy model so many coments are related to this )))

1 My bird is for you bb

2 wear a diaper for me

3 shave that shit ( referred at my pussy)

4 all in this room are fucking faggots ( posting the same thing for 10 times and caps with 10 diffrent account in 20 minutes time)

5 is your hair pussy real ?

6 open tits

7 put finger in ass and suck it

8 eat some hair of your pussy and tell me how is taste



When i have new once i will let you know ))

 

[Diana_Devil]

Flared bases people... seriously... you stick an apple up your ass you'll be in the hospital having an apple removed from your ass pretty quick

I know one went to the hospital to take a rose out of his ass ( male model)

 

[Diana_Devil]

"i would suck you clit up and down like a small dick"

Ohhh my god thats what i had also in my room )

 

[Diana_Devil]

Is your ass hairy?

I have to answer them all the time no my ass is not and can not be hairy but my asshole yes is hairy

 

[Diana_Devil]

Thats a hairy cunt. Are you going to get it off for me?

 

[EmiliaSong]

A new user said this during my public show:

"I want your fluid...every drop till poof you disappear in a puddle.lol"

Shortly followed by:

"I will dip mine in honey for you and little sprinkels.." (while I was blowing a dildo)

Aside from that, he was a fine participant tonight. I just. . . I just don't get it. Like, what does that even mean?

 

[Diana_Devil]

I had the most long pvt of my life with a very creepy member on cb
He wanted me to pretend that i am dead like the morgue corpse with the condition that he doesn't have to see me breathing or moving even if he tip 200 tks and i have the lovense toy inside
After 1h and 30 min he run out of tokens )) and said me that i am the best and beated all his records ))))) and he will come again )

 

[eyeteach]

"So you're native?"
"Yep. Well, I'm mixed, but I'm white and native."
"Does that mean I can make you my squaw and I'll be your chief?"

If one more guy says this imma smash them in the faaaace. I half wanna say the only chief for me is Master Chief.

I you so much!

SOOOOO much!

 

[eyeteach]

A new user said this during my public show:

"I want your fluid...every drop till poof you disappear in a puddle.lol"

Shortly followed by:

"I will dip mine in honey for you and little sprinkels.." (while I was blowing a dildo)

Aside from that, he was a fine participant tonight. I just. . . I just don't get it. Like, what does that even mean?

Okay the first thing I thought was if he took every drop of your fluid how the hell could you puddle? Aren't fluids crucial to have a puddle? Unlesssssssss...maybe you're plasma??? I dunno. Can you puddle if you're plasma?

 

[CosmicRose]

Okay the first thing I thought was if he took every drop of your fluid how the hell could you puddle? Aren't fluids crucial to have a puddle? Unlesssssssss...maybe you're plasma??? I dunno. Can you puddle if you're plasma?

Yeah, this reminds me of this guy from Tank Girl

except a puddle was definitely not his end result.

 

[Diana_Devil]

YEP.


I also get tons of "you look like this girl I went to high school/college with!" *starts going on about how slutty she was and it was so hot and also this is obviously fake and their little fantasy that they want me to encourage so they can get off for free*

I just deadpan "cool story bro" until they leave. Any "why don't you take me private to tell me more about it" never works on them.

I respond them " then go and fuck her what the hell are you searching in my room"

 

[Diana_Devil]

" i would suck 100 dicks staying in line just to have a chance to kiss your pussy once in life"



And 2 guys from the chat answered right away
" start with my dick"

 

[ScarlettPixl]

"BB do you have used condoms in the trash bin?"

...

BANHAMMER!

 

[Diana_Devil]

"BB do you have used condoms in the trash bin?"

...

BANHAMMER!

Dammm hahaha

 

[KarlaKaress]

everything they said today tbh

 

[Diana_Devil]

What the hell is with the fappers today????

" Bb do you have a cactus? If yes comb the pussy hair with "

" i want pvt. Can you put the toes in pussy for me in pvt?"

 

[SaffronBurke]

What kind of angle am I bb?

 

[EmiliaSong]

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What kind of angle am I bb?

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Obtuse.

Oh no wait, that his angle.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

What the hell is with the fappers today????

" Bb do you have a cactus? If yes comb the pussy hair with "

My first thought was the episode of the Addams family where Morticia uses a cactus brush to brush Wednesday's hair.

 

[Fatquack]

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What kind of angle am I bb?

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I will refrain from saying it, I will resist, not say it.






"acute"



Damn, too hard to resist, sorry!

 

[Diana_Devil]

My first thought was the episode of the Addams family where Morticia uses a cactus brush to brush Wednesday's hair.

I was totally forgot about that scene

 

[CharlieCharma]

Had a guy the other day tell me that he loved my top, loved my face, but hated my "n word" music. I immediately blocked and moved on, but I get so annoyed that people think that's an ok thing to say. He had a 1 next to his name and had taken me to private twice, so it wasn't just some troll. I don't want to hear people's racist shit.

 

[SaffronBurke]

but hated my "n word" music. I immediately blocked and moved on, but I get so annoyed that people think that's an ok thing to say.

Who raised some people, seriously. The first time I heard that word (said by a racist, ancient relative), boy howdy was the 45-minute car ride fun. We got a door-to-door lecture about why that word is wrong, should never be said, why racism is wrong, etc. Even when we got into our rebellious teen phase and were swearing up a storm because fuck adults and authority, that word never passed our lips.

 

[CharlieCharma]

Who raised some people, seriously. The first time I heard that word (said by a racist, ancient relative), boy howdy was the 45-minute car ride fun. We got a door-to-door lecture about why that word is wrong, should never be said, why racism is wrong, etc. Even when we got into our rebellious teen phase and were swearing up a storm because fuck adults and authority, that word never passed our lips.

The first time I did was when my uncle asked me why there were so many at my school in 7th grade when I was proudly showing him pictures of my friends. Racist families fucking suck.

 

[Diana_Devil]

Had a guy the other day tell me that he loved my top, loved my face, but hated my "n word" music. I immediately blocked and moved on, but I get so annoyed that people think that's an ok thing to say. He had a 1 next to his name and had taken me to private twice, so it wasn't just some troll. I don't want to hear people's racist shit.

It was on cb ? Because i had one also exactelly like this i blocked him 3 weeks ago. He made a gray account after and came in my room and told me that he make me a report if i do not change the music right away because i listen crap music.
He told me that i am a rasist because i listen old crap only

 

[ExcellaExe]

It was on cb ? Because i had one also exactelly like this i blocked him 3 weeks ago. He made a gray account after and came in my room and told me that he make me a report if i do not change the music right away because i listen crap music.
He told me that i am a rasist because i listen old crap only

The one next to his name means it's on streamate. It indicates how much that user has spent in your room. You get a lot of idiots on streamate.

 

[SavannahQ]

had a guy tell me how his wife fucked him while looking at a picture of her mom... and then wanted to show me the picture of said mother in-law

also, the armpit lickers. what's with the armpit lickers?

 

[CharlieCharma]

It was on cb ? Because i had one also exactelly like this i blocked him 3 weeks ago. He made a gray account after and came in my room and told me that he make me a report if i do not change the music right away because i listen crap music.
He told me that i am a rasist because i listen old crap only

No, Streammate.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I have a disclaimer that I post on my snapchat saying that I block any pics/vids without opening. I have this policy because I'm beyond tired of surprise dick pics. If people would, like, send me pictures of their animals, I would be fine with random pics, because OMG KITTY. But, no, it's a dick 95% of the time, and the other 5 it's a poorly-lit torso shot or a badly-framed face pic. So, insta-block, I post the disclaimer so people are forewarned.

Apparently that pissed someone off, because he sent me a bunch of pictures with the comment "block me baby".