CyberSpook: If your pussy could talk... What would it say...???
It would say, "Tip, you cheap motherfucker!"
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CyberSpook: If your pussy could talk... What would it say...???
JickyJuly said:This guy, ugh this guy. I'm just listening to Sepultura. I tell him it's not death metal. It's like cute baby metal all drooling and kicking its socks off like a scamp. To which he says "I just like the original metal. Metallica." A. not metal B. being the first 'metal' band you heard doesn't make it the original C. punch to the nose
I think I need to go eat a cookie or something. This shouldn't annoy me as much as it does.
bigbody1991: please go naked in sun please
bigbody1991: what a bitch
Whydowefall: I'd pay a £200,000 for real
zippypinhead said:Since when was Metallica demoted out of metal status?
eightbit: fucking MODEL declines Group Show
eightbit: rude
Lili Sparks said:I had two different people in my room saying they were underage and asking if I would fuck them. WTF? Is it common to get people saying that?
member: Hello, dear. I'm looking for a sexy, erotic woman who hates cats and can can tell me nasty stories in private. Are you able to do that?
heartsandluv: you are too hot; bye
VallieBeuys said:member: Hello, dear. I'm looking for a sexy, erotic woman who hates cats and can can tell me nasty stories in private. Are you able to do that?
This was one of the most specific requirements I've ever seen. I worry that what he wanted was "nasty stories" about harming cats? This week has been full of WTF but this one still has me scratching my head. I really hope he didn't want models to talk about hurting cats. Not cool.
"So I was fucking this guy I'd met on the way home, and he flipped me over and stuck his cock up my ass - no warning, no lube, no bueno - I'm in agony and start shouting at him to pull out, so he does, and I empty my bowels on the spot. Shit gushes out all over his legs and feet, and I can tell by the look in his eyes that he's more turned on than ever. And then the next door neighbour's cat jumps through the window, probably lured in by the smell of shit, and just fucking glares at me. I fucking hate cats, but by now, this guy is on his knees, smearing shit all over his cock and he wants me to blow him. I can tell the fucking cat is judging me for even contemplating it, so I take his shit-covered cock in my mouth for as long as I can before I start puking all over his stomach, just to spite the fucking cat. It's still looking, silently judging me as I wretch, so I take my index finger and crudely spell out in the shallow pool of vomit that's collected on this guy's gut the words "FUCK YOU CAT". The cat walks away as I smile contentedly and the overwhelming melange of shit and vomit hits me again and I puke what's left of my lunch all over the floor.
Less than two minutes later:Lover_Boyy7: i luv to get her pregnant
Lover_Boyy7: dose she date raffle?
TinyT1212 said:His question... For a custom video will you go on craigslist and find an Indian guy to have sex with and let him creampie you?
My respone.... will you?
I mean seriously what the hell are some of these guys thinking??
he hopes you are not taken. thanksSaffronBurke said::dontknow: I am at an utter loss as far as figuring out what the hell it means to hope that someone is "not taking thanks".
Johndoe91 said:Model states she is on her period...
Is that a thing im just not aware of? I feel like I've spent way too much time staring at women's chests to not notice that phenomenon...
Johndoe91 said:Model states she is on her period...
Is that a thing im just not aware of? I feel like I've spent way too much time staring at women's chests to not notice that phenomenon...
:lol: I keep forgetting how to understand poor grammar with horrendous spelling mistakes - my brain just doesn't wanna! His reply when I asked him wtf that means was also bad:SpencerStorm said:he hopes you are not taken. thanksSaffronBurke said::dontknow: I am at an utter loss as far as figuring out what the hell it means to hope that someone is "not taking thanks".
I DONT KNOW BUT I THINK YOU LOOK GOOD ARE YOU SINGLE OR WHAT DO YOU DO FOR WORK TO I SING MAKE SONGS VIDEOS I NEED A WIFE
SpexyAshleigh said:"Open your tits bb"
I dunno about the rest of the ladies, but my titties don't have windows or doors on them :?