Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Poker_Babe]

Just 2 seconds ago:

BitchSlapDaHO: do you have a jalapeno pepper. to fuck your pussy?

 

[zippypinhead]

I like to rate and admire because its a good way for me to track who I've visited and came away with a good first impression.

sure but how do YOU track who you've rated and admired? (admired duh, but rated?)

Yeah, just the admires keep track for me, but I always hit to stars while I'm going through the process. Can't hurt.

 

[SatanJonez]

Just 2 seconds ago:

BitchSlapDaHO: do you have a jalapeno pepper. to fuck your pussy?

:shock:

 

[Diana Blake]

Just 2 seconds ago:

BitchSlapDaHO: do you have a jalapeno pepper. to fuck your pussy?

:shock:

 

[Nordling]

Just 2 seconds ago:

BitchSlapDaHO: do you have a jalapeno pepper. to fuck your pussy?

lol I'd boot him for his name alone.

 

[ComicOzzie]

bobbya987654: hey beautiful
bobbya987654: how r u today
bobbya987654: u must not talk to guest or basic members
bobbya987654: can we have a peek of ur nipples
bobbya987654: u fucking fat ass skank...........u dont need to be on here cause u look like my dogs ass
bobbya987654: u nasty fucking whore u and ur mom

From being beautiful to looking like his dog's ass in 5 lines.

 

[ComicOzzie]

etu69: skype show?
Ninja_Girl: 80tks / min on skype
etu69: wow
etu69: iam a poor man

I guess he wanted the FREE Skype show...

 

[ComicOzzie]

ROCKET160: how many tips for ur gallery?
Ninja_Girl: i don't sell that
Ninja_Girl: yet
ROCKET160: can u give me a password plz?

Yes, because she is not selling the gallery yet, that means she is giving it away for free.

 

[God]

Thanks, Amber and Lily. :thumbleft: I was able to remove it (Yay!), but now my background image (one of my favorite pics of me ever) is removed from my profile, so now I have to put that back up.

you probably just have to cut and paste the HTML for that picture to a different area of your profile. some HTML tags are containers and everything inside them can be made invisible. if you cut and paste it your profile will be a little faster to download.

 

[God]

i don't want to say anything too specific because i don't know how much editing control you have over your profile and i haven't looked at the HTML source code for it.

 

[God]

bobbya987654: hey beautiful
bobbya987654: how r u today
bobbya987654: u must not talk to guest or basic members
bobbya987654: can we have a peek of ur nipples
bobbya987654: u fucking fat ass skank...........u dont need to be on here cause u look like my dogs ass
bobbya987654: u nasty fucking whore u and ur mom

From being beautiful to looking like his dog's ass in 5 lines.

that's how some guys get dates these days.

 

[God]

etu69: skype show?
Ninja_Girl: 80tks / min on skype
etu69: wow
etu69: iam a poor man

I guess he wanted the FREE Skype show...

i saw a model this week telling guys that she will chat for free on Skype with the video off.

 

[LailaBaise]

Member: How come you don't give a freebie
*What do you mean?*
Member: Well, I'm kind of picky on my investments
*Is that your way of letting me know you're a complete arsehole?*
He went very quiet after that.

This was also in the middle of a lucky dip countdown, where I am doing flashes, spanks, deepthroating and giving away videos for half price. A few minutes of observation would tell him pretty much what he needed to know about me.

 

[AmberCutie]

Last night in my chat while I was doing a "foreplay" show before group.

Member: What size are your tits?
Me: Size large!
Member: Yeah, like your attitude. *leaves room*

So much for a sense of humor these days.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Last night in my chat while I was doing a "foreplay" show before group.

Member: What size are your tits?
Me: Size large!
Member: Yeah, like your attitude. *leaves room*

So much for a sense of humor these days.

Dammit, he was gonna buy you a whole bunch of bras had you bothered to tell him. :naughty:

 

[MsAllyCat]

It's not a specific WTF, but it amuses me greatly when I have Members go on in a typical manner about how they want to do this or that to me. Then they are all "ooooh BB, I'm 19 and so horny to give you the best sexing blah blah".

I just think "dude, I was having sex before you were born. I'm pretty sure Id chew you up and spit you out in the bedroom".

Or when I get gems of advice on how to masturbate. "BB, use two fingers and grind that hand hard yada yada".

I worked out before I've been having great sex for 21 years. Lets average that to three times a week. That's over 3200 times. I reckon I pretty much know how to touch my breasts and pussy the way that feels best for me. Boys. Meh.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

 

[mynameisbob84]

This was also in the middle of a lucky dip countdown, where I am doing flashes, spanks, deepthroating and giving away videos for half price... and eating pieces of paper...

:whistle:

 

[mynameisbob84]

Not a specific WTF, but one I see enough for it to annoy me. And I guess it's not technically a WTF cos I can kinda see why they might do it. But it's something that irks me...

The doods who drop a big tip (or big tips... I just typed "big tits" there in what may or may not have been a Freudian slip :?) and then go on and on and on about how well they treat the model every single opportunity they get.

*model recieves big tip*
"I applaud you, fellow member. I gave her a huge tip like that yesterday. I like to take care of her"

*model mentions struggling to pay rent*
"What, even though I gave you that massive tip last week?"

*model sets countdown*
"Hey, if someone was to tip you what I tipped you last month, this countdown would be gone right away"

*model takes a sip of water*
"Hey, remember that massive tip I gave you last year?"

 

[LailaBaise]

This was also in the middle of a lucky dip countdown, where I am doing flashes, spanks, deepthroating and giving away videos for half price... and eating pieces of paper...

:whistle:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[southsamurai]

Not a specific WTF, but one I see enough for it to annoy me. And I guess it's not technically a WTF cos I can kinda see why they might do it. But it's something that irks me...

The doods who drop a big tip (or big tips... I just typed "big tits" there in what may or may not have been a Freudian slip :?) and then go on and on and on about how well they treat the model every single opportunity they get.

*model recieves big tip*
"I applaud you, fellow member. I gave her a huge tip like that yesterday. I like to take care of her"

*model mentions struggling to pay rent*
"What, even though I gave you that massive tip last week?"

*model sets countdown*
"Hey, if someone was to tip you what I tipped you last month, this countdown would be gone right away"

*model takes a sip of water*
"Hey, remember that massive tip I gave you last year?"

i should start doing that.... *model coughs randomly* "hey! you remember that tiny tip i gave you three weeks ago?"

 

[ComicOzzie]

IBURNYOU: ASIA BARNHILL'S PUSSY STUNK! RAPIST PIG DEADBEAT MOM SKANK WHORE BEAST! 666 BURN

Seriously, WTF?

 

[emptiedglass]

I know lots of people who call themselves Scottish but have never actually been there.

 

[Anonymous]

you probably just have to cut and paste the HTML for that picture to a different area of your profile. some HTML tags are containers and everything inside them can be made invisible. if you cut and paste it your profile will be a little faster to download.

Thanks. I'm not referring to a photo being displayed in one section of my profile, or anything like that. I'm referring to the background image I used to have on my profile. It was one photo that repeated itself throughout my MFC profile, so that if you scrolled down the page, you'd see several of that 'yummybrownfox smiling on the bed' pic. To get it to do that, I had that picture already saved in my MFC photo gallery. Then I clicked 'customize profile' and selected that pic as the background image...then chose the 'repeat the pic when scrolling' option.

All I wanted to do was remove the rate/admire feature from my profile, but doing that also removed my profile background image. I was pissed about it at first, but I'm not gonna worry about it because I've been thinking about changing my background image anyway. But when I do that, I have a feeling it's gonna put the rate/admire feature right back on my profile...lol. Oh well...removing that feature isn't that big of a deal, I guess. I'd rather just have a background image/profile that I'm happy with.

 

[ComicOzzie]

AmberMatt1 has tipped sweetprincexa 1 tokens.
Topic: 2000 untill cum show (toys )
bblgum69 has tipped sweetprincexa 20 tokens.
Topic: 1980 untill cum show (toys )
CARLO_099: 1979
DiogenesDaDog has tipped sweetprincexa 20 tokens.
CARLO_099: 1959
Topic: 1960 untill cum show (toys)

Freeloader keeps trying to get one token taken off the count. Model keeps ignoring him. :lol:

 

[pg240]

This one caught my attention tonight:

Guest37312: have you pooped on anyones chest before?
MargaritaSky: this is very nice question
MargaritaSky: wich i'll never answer
MargaritaSky: and ill do like this
Guests have been temporarily muted by the model. Please log in or register free to chat.

 

[ComicOzzie]

vettman19: if i come to your country can we meet?
ChristinaCole: no
vettman19: i would give a thosand to see you in person nothing expected from me
vettman19: no one on here interestes me except you
vettman19: you must be married

Yes, random internet stranger, if she doesnt want to meet you, she must be married. :thumbleft:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[ComicOzzie]

BigBadToddy: omg i love u
Buddy690: hi
BigBadToddy: do u swallow???

From "I love you", to "Do you swallow" in 10 seconds...

 

[JerryBoBerry]

From the phone number quoting above

I love it when they give out their phone numbers in chat. I give them a call to verify it's a real number then it gets posted right away to gay chat forums.