Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Nordling]

Please type, I find models voices to be annoying so my sound is off

Is that what someone said in a room, or is it what you're saying right now? :lol:

 

[emptiedglass]

Please type, I find models voices to be annoying so my sound is off

Is that what someone said in a room, or is it what you're saying right now? :lol:

Assuming it was said in a room, the model should have replied with "Please speak, as I find basics'/guests' typing to be annoying." :lol:

 

[Diana Blake]

On SM tonight:

Member: Those are amazing tits, can I see them?
Me: Sure, join the Gold Show and I'll whip 'em out and shake 'em atcha.
Member: Just one, a little peek
Me: *Gives Spock Eyebrow*
Member: Please, I'll eat you out all night
Me: Dude...this is the in-ter-net. I'm not sure you know how it works.

 

[ComicOzzie]

jewlake: 18 f naked taking requests www.teensfrom.asia

WTF?

 

[ComicOzzie]

cowboys87: hi honey, can you please take a peek at my cam? i want to know if i have a chance with someone so beautiful

Has this line ever worked in the history of MFC?

 

[mynameisbob84]

cowboys87: hi honey, can you please take a peek at my cam? i want to know if i have a chance with someone so beautiful

Has this line ever worked in the history of MFC?

Yeah, I've had some success with it. I mean, I had to pay them to open my cam first. And when I did, they giggled... but I think that's just cos they were intimidated by mah willy, which just happened to be out at the time. But I could tell that they wanted my P all up in their V. It wasn't so much what they said (something throw-away and inconsequential like "you're not my type" or "are you serious?" or some nonsense) but the way they said it... yeah, we both knew what was up. It's progressed a lot since then. We talk for about two hours a day now, so yeah, I guess you could say it's gotten pretty serious. I mean, they're not just talking to me. There are other people in their room at the same time. But I can tell they enjoy talking to me the most, ya know :?

 

[Deleted member 8603]

would you open your asshole wide and push really hard like you were pooping ? in pv for me baby ? mmm

I think he means winking.
But the description! oh, the description!

 

[SatanJonez]

him: is your boyfriend home? will you suck his dick for me?
me: uhhh. no. i told you that he doesn't cam with me.
him: are there people around? can you just run outside and grab a random guy and suck his dick? that would be so hot. just go ask a neighbor maybe?
me: um, nobody is around and no i'm not comfortable doing that.
him: i want to see outside.
me: hell no.

Apparently where he lives sucking a neighbors dick is like borrowing a cup of sugar?

 

[Diana Blake]

Ever get trolled so bad that it takes you a while to realize you're being trolled and then you kinda feel bad that they got so frustrated at your un-trollability?

Tonight:

Me: *talking about my family and telling a funy boob-related story*

FailTroll: So I guess that's why your dad bailed, huh

Me: Uh, actually, me and my dad have a great relationship. He helps me make posters when I have sexy camgirls visiting!
*moves on to next subject, someone asks what kind of dick I like and I admit I've only slept with two men ever*

FailTroll: So you only had two boyfriends and they both dumped you? *hint*

Me: Well, I'm still with one of them. He's the one that put this big shiny ring around my neck. Oooooh! You guys! Tomorrow I'm going to a mini comic-con and I might be meeting not one but two cute girls there! I'll also be looking for a mudkip bikini so I can make poke-porn. *talks about my sexy pokeball sex toy thing and how I will name my poke-porn "So I Heard You Lick Mudkips"*

FailTroll: So you're a huge slut

Me: I try to be, and I act like I got game but most of the time girls run from me. Actually happened at a bar once. I tried to give a lesbian my number and she actually ran away from me and hid behind her friend.
*starts telling the running lesbian story*

FailTroll: Bye clueless whore

*lightbulb*
Me: OOoooooh, were you trolling me? I'm sorry, come back! I promise to look bothered by it this time!

 

[LilyMarie]

him: is your boyfriend home? will you suck his dick for me?
me: uhhh. no. i told you that he doesn't cam with me.
him: are there people around? can you just run outside and grab a random guy and suck his dick? that would be so hot. just go ask a neighbor maybe?
me: um, nobody is around and no i'm not comfortable doing that.
him: i want to see outside.
me: hell no.

Apparently where he lives sucking a neighbors dick is like borrowing a cup of sugar?

That's what I was thinking :-D
If I asked any of my male neighbors if I could suck their dick, I'd have to move out by tomorrow because I wouldn't be able to handle the embarrassment.

 

[LailaBaise]

I mentioned I was late because a friend of mine died of cancer yesterday and I was discussing funeral/flowers etc with a few people. This guy who I noted had been a member for 1682 days and had accrued the mighty sum of 40 reward points took massive offense. :? It was literally a passing comment and I wasn't crying or emotional...

 

[mynameisbob84]

I mentioned I was late because a friend of mine died of cancer yesterday and I was discussing funeral/flowers etc with a few people. This guy who I noted had been a member for 1682 days and had accrued the mighty sum of 40 reward points took massive offense. :? It was literally a passing comment and I wasn't crying or emotional...

Sorry for your loss, Fluff. If it's any consolation, I'm about 93.7% sure glowfisch has genital warts. And piles :?

 

[LadyLuna]

I mentioned I was late because a friend of mine died of cancer yesterday and I was discussing funeral/flowers etc with a few people. This guy who I noted had been a member for 1682 days and had accrued the mighty sum of 40 reward points took massive offense. :? It was literally a passing comment and I wasn't crying or emotional...

*hugs*

 

[ComicOzzie]

polygo: Do you neighbors now what you do?

To a model camming from her bedroom...

The sheer idiocy of the questions people ask on MFC never ceases to amaze me.

 

[QueenJolene]

so this JUST happened and i can't stop laughing
i read it out loud to my room

 

[ComicOzzie]

johnrelaxin: a body to die for.............

But not apparently to tip for........

 

[ComicOzzie]

So a model was telling a funny story about how she caught her little brother trying to spy on her when she took a shower, and a member decided to respond with:

johnrelaxin: I'm gonna go ask mom and dad to make a sister for me

:shock:

 

[PlayboyMegan]

 

[LilyMarie]

But Megan. He can't even drive. :lol:

 

[morment]

But Megan. He can't even drive. :lol:

and the name pussysoaker69 just screams honesty

 

[Anonymous]

On AdultWork:

You're in the wrong room for that kind of talk, playa...

 

[ComicOzzie]

Kyenne_: big healthy dick?
Kyenne_: ha
kevvy67: do you like your dicks that huge ?
kevvy67: put that dildo in your butthole
onclecharlie: bonjour
seattleman75: you like thick dick baby
Kyenne_: she just loves GOOD dick

Nothing beats some stimulating dick chat. :dance:

 

[ComicOzzie]

camfor31: are u brazilian????

And when the model says yes...

camfor31: és muito gata
camfor31: que tesao

She then had to inform him that Brazilians speak Portuguese, not Spanish.

:lol:

 

[Nordling]

Strangely though, google translate says he IS speaking Portuguese.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Sometimes a compliment is so over the top as to be :roll:

Tonyabbott: Of the 7 billion + people on planet earth..to "me" you have the loveliest breasts i have ever seen...BUT...your smile..is life changing..so so so beautiful

 

[mynameisbob84]

Sometimes a compliment is so over the top as to be :roll:

Tonyabbott: Of the 7 billion + people on planet earth..to "me" you have the loveliest breasts i have ever seen...BUT...your smile..is life changing..so so so beautiful

Do compliments like these lead to models becoming desensitized to compliments in general? I kinda feel like there's only so many times you can be told you're beautiful or fuckable or have a "life changing" smile before you stop being flattered when someone tells you this and just start to get bored of it all.

 

[pg240]

Sometimes a compliment is so over the top as to be :roll:

Tonyabbott: Of the 7 billion + people on planet earth..to "me" you have the loveliest breasts i have ever seen...BUT...your smile..is life changing..so so so beautiful

Do compliments like these lead to models becoming desensitized to compliments in general? I kinda feel like there's only so many times you can be told you're beautiful or fuckable or have a "life changing" smile before you stop being flattered when someone tells you this and just start to get bored of it all.

I know I grow a bit weary of it.

 

[Deleted member 8603]

Sometimes a compliment is so over the top as to be :roll:

Tonyabbott: Of the 7 billion + people on planet earth..to "me" you have the loveliest breasts i have ever seen...BUT...your smile..is life changing..so so so beautiful

Do compliments like these lead to models becoming desensitized to compliments in general? I kinda feel like there's only so many times you can be told you're beautiful or fuckable or have a "life changing" smile before you stop being flattered when someone tells you this and just start to get bored of it all.

It really depends on the person.
I'm on SM, so if it's done in free chat I can pretty much assume the person just wants to see free tits.
Those people are also very likely to call you a "bitch" if they don't get those free tits.
So everything there is taken with a grain of salt.

During an actual show, I find it adorable and it makes me blush like crazy.
Because since the guy chose me to spend his hard earned $ and his time on instead of any other girl, it means maybe he actually does think that.
Which is really sweet.

Kindof the way someone yelling "nice ass" at you on the street is way less flattering than having a guy say "god you have a nice ass" while he slides his cock into it. :twocents-02cents:

 

[AmberCutie]

Sometimes a compliment is so over the top as to be :roll:

Tonyabbott: Of the 7 billion + people on planet earth..to "me" you have the loveliest breasts i have ever seen...BUT...your smile..is life changing..so so so beautiful

Do compliments like these lead to models becoming desensitized to compliments in general? I kinda feel like there's only so many times you can be told you're beautiful or fuckable or have a "life changing" smile before you stop being flattered when someone tells you this and just start to get bored of it all.

I actually appreciate compliments more when they are simple. Once someone goes to the trouble of getting all verbose with it, it feels cheesy or creepy.

"Your boobs and smile are wonderful!" - nice compliment (in my opinion)
"Your breasts are astonishing and breathtaking, and your smile makes my heart warm" - too over the top and a tad on the creepy/cheesy side (in my opinion)

 

[AllisonWilder]

Sometimes a compliment is so over the top as to be :roll:

Tonyabbott: Of the 7 billion + people on planet earth..to "me" you have the loveliest breasts i have ever seen...BUT...your smile..is life changing..so so so beautiful

Do compliments like these lead to models becoming desensitized to compliments in general? I kinda feel like there's only so many times you can be told you're beautiful or fuckable or have a "life changing" smile before you stop being flattered when someone tells you this and just start to get bored of it all.

I actually appreciate compliments more when they are simple. Once someone goes to the trouble of getting all verbose with it, it feels cheesy or creepy.

"Your boobs and smile are wonderful!" - nice compliment (in my opinion)
"Your breasts are astonishing and breathtaking, and your smile makes my heart warm" - too over the top and a tad on the creepy/cheesy side (in my opinion)

On the subject of compliments, the more original the compliment, the more likely I am to love it. I can only be told "You're so pretty/sexy/amazing/etc." in so many ways but when someone says something specific and original like "Your voice is so soft and soothing" (probably my favorite compliment since I'm pretty soft-spoken) I'm far likelier to really take the compliment.