Jupiter551 said:
and even then, 3/4 of them would think "what the fuck is he going on about?" :lol:
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and even then, 3/4 of them would think "what the fuck is he going on about?" :lol:
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bigsize: if i see you squirt i will beat my gf because she dont do it
Sure it was meant as a joke, but wtf. :lol:
Sure it was meant as a joke, but wtf. :lol:
Been thinking about this for a while...still can't imagine it ever being physically possible.
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right, I'll just use my foot to push the non-existent zoom-button then...
I use a webcam, not a camcorder.
AngelicTease said:
get out the spot-on baby....I'm coming in. LOL :lol:
Did he think that you're a cat?
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GiaMisaki said:LadyLuna said:
some webcams have a zoom feature
I wish to highlight the word BUTTON in my post. Yes, they have a feature, that usually requires pulling up the camera settings and adjusting a sliding button. Not just a "push this button on the side of the camera to zoom in, push that button to zoom out" like on real camcorders.
And even if they did, they would be so tiny that pushing it with my foot would knock the camera over.
Asking me specifically to "zoom when you cum", meaning, stop cumming so I can zoom so you can see me cum... doesn't make any sense. (If any girl here IS capable of zooming at the moment of climax, please let me know. I wish to give you some serious adoration. I don't have that much thought in me when I'm cumming, and no coordination at the best of times)
If that came off pissy, I'm sorry. I can't really tell right now what sounds pissy and what doesn't... everything sounds pissy to me. x.x
Next time just answer "The girls who can stop and zoom are prob faking. The girls who zoom automatically are prob studio chicks with other people zooming for them." Blam, and done...
LadyLuna said:GiaMisaki said:LadyLuna said:
some webcams have a zoom feature
I wish to highlight the word BUTTON in my post. Yes, they have a feature, that usually requires pulling up the camera settings and adjusting a sliding button. Not just a "push this button on the side of the camera to zoom in, push that button to zoom out" like on real camcorders.
And even if they did, they would be so tiny that pushing it with my foot would knock the camera over.
Asking me specifically to "zoom when you cum", meaning, stop cumming so I can zoom so you can see me cum... doesn't make any sense. (If any girl here IS capable of zooming at the moment of climax, please let me know. I wish to give you some serious adoration. I don't have that much thought in me when I'm cumming, and no coordination at the best of times)
If that came off pissy, I'm sorry. I can't really tell right now what sounds pissy and what doesn't... everything sounds pissy to me. x.x
You can get a remote control that you can control the zooming feature by pressing a button. A lot of girls have them so he probably just assumed you did as well.
I'm going to invent an enormous red button that you can just kick with your foot at the relevant moment to zoom in on a pre-determined location
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Jupiter551 said:
DOOO IIIT
retarted streamates member said:
"Um, I'm sorry, I don't understand you. Seriously, that just went right past my head."
retarted streamates member said:
"And again, I don't understand what you're saying."
Anyone got any clues?
So a noob comes in to Amber's room tonight and after he accused me of being her husband (since I had dropped a tip large enough to kill a get naked again countdown and to which I replied "in my dreams, maybe... but in real life, no"); he asked to PM me to ask me something. I initially said no, but gave in. Bad idea. Here's what was said.
Models- just ban his ass now and save yourself the pain.
Members- just ignore his ass now and save yourself the annoyance.
I passed his 1st 2 lines on to Amber via PM and she called him out on it and banned him.
Models- just ban his ass now and save yourself the pain.
Members- just ignore his ass now and save yourself the annoyance.
I've had a couple guys ask me to go private and be their cousins or sisters. OMG one guy asked me to be his stepdaughter. The best one was one that asked me to pretend that I was a little 5 year old girl and then TRANSFORM MAGICALLY into a woman that was wired for sex and only sex... 
give it up for the guys that make our day interesting hahahaha.
plus the 50 marriage proposals a day.
give it up for the guys that make our day interesting hahahaha.plus the 50 marriage proposals a day.
Shame he doesn't have a profile. Otherwise, I'd say to him "And you'll always be a dumbfuck beggar who never tips because you don't want to give MFC 40% for running the site."
Yeah, I know that there's times where it feels like MFC is wasting that 40%; but play along here.
Yeah, I know that there's times where it feels like MFC is wasting that 40%; but play along here.
Yeah I wonder if that guy came back and found I had my own site where I get 100% if he'd expect to pay less on his end... lol.alexa7 said:Guys like him are the reason I do not do skype shows for the most part... mostly just aiming for a discount of some sort... well sweetie there is no sale price on this kitty cat
Either way, all this BS about "wahhhh you let MFC take a cut, blah blah waaahhhh" is getting old. If I wanted to deal with finding traffic, advertising, and handling the backend work of having my own pay site, I would. But I DON'T WANNA deal with all that, I am happy giving a cut to a site that has mad traffic, cool features, and a community.
And that's a great point. How many porn stars have to pay people to run the tech end of the site, shoot the film, take the pictures, do the makeup and hair and then pay for the advertising and sometimes pay whoever they're performing with at the shoot? I'd bet 5,000 tokens that the average girl with their own site make less than 60% of the money each member to their site pays.
guys who whine about the 40 percent cut want one thing :
to pay 40 percent less.
kinda defeats the purpose of pretending you care about the models welfare.
its freaking annoying.
i have taken paypal before when i genuinely need the extra bit of money but the thing about paypal is if they have even the slight suspicion that you are getting paid for adult services they can freeze your account and take your money.
so yeah fuck that noise.
to pay 40 percent less.
kinda defeats the purpose of pretending you care about the models welfare.
its freaking annoying.
i have taken paypal before when i genuinely need the extra bit of money but the thing about paypal is if they have even the slight suspicion that you are getting paid for adult services they can freeze your account and take your money.
so yeah fuck that noise.
ghahaha, this would've been less hilarious if it didn't make me think what an awesome name "Over Cocked" would be for a glam metal band or someshit. :lol:AmberCutie said:
Anyways, this just in:
So, drink it.... and also drink it? Fuck me sideways, that just doesn't compute.
Jupiter551 said:
haha it freaked me out a bit, I was like...ummmm...I don't do that, sorry.
but hey, as horrible as it sounds, it's guys like that, that pay my bills, so I really can't complain. At least he's pretending with some random chick on the internet, then trying to do something with his stepdaughter, or someone elses.
Damn... wish I would have witnessed this! Would have been perfect timing for the :eekmelon emote.AngelicTease said:
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