The Wal-Mart game

[driverxtc]

This may be fun. A short lived thread possibly, but fun.

List 3-5 items that you would buy from Wal-Mart to freak out a cashier. NO MORE THAN 5 ITEMS

 

[emptiedglass]

Goggles
Rubber gloves
Rainsuit
Plastic sheeting
Hatchet

 

[emptiedglass]

Turkey baster
Condoms
Vaseline
Muscle relaxant
Bleach

 

[Rose]

A pregnancy test
Alcohol
Diapers-adult and infant sized
Rubber gloves
Rainboots

 

[Anonymous]

This may be fun. A short lived thread possibly, but fun.

List 3-5 items that you would buy from Wal-Mart to freak out a cashier. NO MORE THAN 5 ITEMS

*that pink rifle that I saw at a WalMart store

And the following items intentionally placed on top of each other at checkout where a 60+ year old lady is working:
*Cosmopolitan magazine with the headline "10 sex tricks to drive your man WILD in bed!"
*flavored condoms (Ah, what the hell...maybe even ask her "Do you guys ever get these in Apple Cinnamon?")
*TWO pregnancy tests

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[rexcode]

A bag of cat litter
NyQuil
Big box of condoms (the size my friend refers to as the "family pack")
Quart of motor oil
A webcam

 

[southsamurai]

i did this for real once.

a mega pack of condoms (24)
a bottle of stain remover
a box cutter
a pair of black satin panties, size xxl
30 feet of rope

as the lady was checking out my goods she was also trying to check me out without letting me see her do it. when she looked up at one point i started giggling maniacally, scratching myself all over and asked her if she thought the stain remover would get out a very large pool of blood or should i take it back and get bleach instead.
poor little chinese lady ran.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Big bags of fertilizer
Diesel fuel can
Road flares
Alarm clock

Not really sure I'd need a 5th item with that list. Pretty sure it might even get a call to the authorities right there. :?

Ooh, wire. Yeah.

 

[emptiedglass]

I think this is going to become my new favourite thread. :lol:

Toilet paper
Eggs
Sugar
Caution or danger tape
Dish soap (damn kids dump a whole bottle into the local water fountains some nights!)

 

[BlueViolet]

I did this when I was like 14-years-old.

Flavored lubricant
A box of chocolate
The biggest cucumber I could find.

The cashier was an old lady.

 

[emptiedglass]

If I lived in the US, where the first 2 are apparently easier to buy...

Handgun
Bullets
Zip ties
Disposable prepaid phones

 

[emptiedglass]

Largest TV possible
Blu-ray or DVD player
Cable to hook up player to TV
Very large pack of toilet paper
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2013 Wall Calendar with Bonus DVD

 

[RogueWarrior]

Waaaaaaay off topic, but I noticed it here: JerryJoBerry well played in your sig, well played.

Sorry for the interruption, carry on.

 

[LadyLuna]

(do multiples of the same item count as 1? they do for express lanes...)

large chain
small trash can
multiple key locks obviously big enough for multiple layers of the chain
large thing of paper towels
one six-pack of beef cup-ramen

(never done this one, but I can totally see it happening someday)

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Waaaaaaay off topic, but I noticed it here: JerryJoBerry well played in your sig, well played.

Sorry for the interruption, carry on.

:lol:

 

[krukstyle]

Giant bag of dry dog food
Squeegee
Bucket
Ipecac Syrup
Value-Size Pepto Bismal

 

[AedanRayne]

* Preparation H
* Lube
* Hammer
* 3 bottles of Wine
* Medical Bandage Wrap & Tape

 

[AshleyMarks]

Knives
Shower curtain
Pvc Apron
Painter's plastic
And a saw

hehehe

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

An AR 15 with ammo.
A chainsaw
A gross of condoms
A heavy duty plastic tarp/tent (they come with rope)
A black body suit with a full facial mask

 

[VenPerv2]

Video Camera
Race car Bed
Rope
Children's Underwear
Candy

 

[driverxtc]

rubber gloves
lube
ping pong balls
rope
raincoat <---on a sunny day

 

[Jessi]

Zipties
Vaseline
Football
3 boxes of an over-the-counter sleep aid.

 

[LaceyRoyce]

my mum describes checking into a hotel with 7 friends all at the desk. It was a single unit with ONE bed. She also asked if the hotel attendant had a very wide roll of saran wrap that they could purchase.

 

[LaceyRoyce]

My list:

a goldfish
a turkey baster
lube
an enema kit

 

[NikkiBlossom]

I've done this game before for real. But I really did need this stuff. Mind you it was the middle of February.

Kiddie Pool
Confetti
Condoms
Markers
Lube

:lol:

 

[Eva_ChangeN]

I work big box retail, not Walmart. Was helping walk a lady, who was in a suit and very "proper" to each item, cause she wasn't "familiar with these kind of stores". She was prob late 40s early 50s. First we got her some drop cloths, a tarp and a utility knife. Then we got trash bags, 3 rolls of duct tape and cleaners. Next we got branch shears, like for branches around 1.5" and a shovel. Then with an odd stern look on her face, she asked "do you all carry heavy chain, cement, and padlocks?" I just walked away....she spent over $350. I told the managers who said I was over reacting and needed to leave my horror movie thoughts at home...until a guy was found buried in a tarp by the river.... I was asked to write an anonymous statement for "corporate"... :?


My Walmart list:

lube
toys (plastic sword, matchbox car, foam pool noodle?)
rope
new large suitcase or rubber maid bin
video tapes or Polaroid film

 

[AbsoluteDream]

Some of these responses were hilarious!

* Diapers
* Small cage
* Parenting magazine
* Baby food
* Web cam

Tried to come up with something a bit different, but I think it might have been bits and pieces from everyone else' posts! :shhh:

 

[emptiedglass]

Toothpaste
Shower brush
Pressure washer
Stepladder

 

[Albert_1]

Enema
Gerbil
String
A gerbil sized miner's helmet

 

[camstory]

Bad mitten, or volley ball net
car battery
jumper cables
bionic ear
black shoe polish in the bottle