the one testicle test

[southsamurai]

ok, heres the parameters:
what person (usually female for guys, but im open minded) or persons would you give up one of your testicles for assuming the following
1 you get one day and night, to spend however you like (probably sexually)
2the removal of the testicle is painless and requires no recovery time
and 3 there are no other consequences at all

the female version is the one ovary test, but i have yet to meet a woman that values her ovaries the same as guys do their testicles, and none that were silly enough to give one up for a day and night of hot passionate sex either. ive met plenty of men though that had a list of three or more ladies rattled off in a few seconds lol

 

[Nordling]

Sophia Loren (but in her mid-30s)

 

[emptiedglass]

CarinaChateau comes to mind.

 

[Airwolfe]

I came from the factory with two nuts and I plan on keeping them both.

I know that a man can function just fine with one nut but I like the piece of mind knowing that I have one in reserve just in case something bad happens. I wouldn't want to be nutless.

 

[lordmagellan]

I can't. My nuts are more popular than I am.

 

[Shaun__]

I found I liked myself well enough to remove one.

 

[bob]

is this deal open to negotiation? :whistle:
i was thinking of something along the lines of the terms orlando bloom got, as captain of the flying dutchman
but on a monthly rotation :lol:

 

[Mott_]

Achhh, as long as I'm left with one to scratch / play with then that's fine with me

Jennifer Aniston when she was in Friends. Hot dnag!

 

[Remykins]

I'd give BOTH of my ovaries (if need be) for a night with Adam Levine

 

[Rose]

Am I allowed to give up my ovaries and uterus for free or is that against the rules?

 

[TashaDutch]

meh... the sex would probably be worse than i imagine it would be
and since he won't give me babies.. i'll keep em both, and just go along with guys that wanna fuck me with both

 

[Mirra]

I have yet to meet or see anyone I feel would be worth the losing of a testicle. I'm rather attached to them, truth be told.

 

[16_bit]

Can't say i've ever understood this morbid fascination humans have with the sacrificing of body parts for people, generally celebrities. I know it's often more a bit of fun than something serious but sometimes when talking to people, you get the feeling that they would actually chop their arm or other body part off for a night with someone.

 

[southsamurai]

oh! it doesnt have to be celebrities! its anyone, past, present or future!

but its the old game of would you rather taken from a more machismo place. its not like an uber serious rational thing, just a way of entertaining yourself and a small group of friends when youre tipsy.

but sacrificing body parts for reward? old as time itself. heck way back when everything from body parts to small children were sacrificed to please the gods.

oh, and since i forgot to actually include my short list ill do it now

number one: my current paramour.. yeah yeah, sappy i know, but still true. the lady is amaaaaazing in the carnal department

number two: our agreed upon celebrity free pass, but only if its a threesome... milla jovovich

number three: only possible if i could travel back in time into my younger sel, but i would love to re-experience my first experience again

thats it, my total list... lame right?

 

[Kunra9]

For one night?

Nobody out there worth it for me.

I think Mila Kunis is pretty much the most beautiful woman on the planet, but for just one night? Ehhh.

How about a month.

 

[LadyLuna]

For one night?

Nobody out there worth it for me.

I think Mila Kunis is pretty much the most beautiful woman on the planet, but for just one night? Ehhh.

How about a month.

There's a reason it's only one night. Would you really want them to go out with you for a month when you know that it's just because they have to? If only the one night is because they have to, if they keep going with you for a week, a month, or longer, then it's because they liked that first date. It's why, when you do a bet with a girl for a date, it's only one date. If they hate it, they don't have to stick around for more and make you miserable. But if they like it, they might just continue.

 

[lordmagellan]

I wonder if I could find someone willing to sacrifice a part of herself for me.

I have a thing for amputees.

Judge me. I don't give a fuuuuck.

 

[BellaBrookz]

I would never give up my ovaries for ANYONE.. lol
I will let menopause for when I'm way older, thank you very much


But my Uterus.. well, I would give it for free at anytime for someone that wants/needs one


I'm a "child-free" woman

 

[Nordling]

For one night?

Nobody out there worth it for me.

I think Mila Kunis is pretty much the most beautiful woman on the planet, but for just one night? Ehhh.

How about a month.

There's a reason it's only one night. Would you really want them to go out with you for a month when you know that it's just because they have to? If only the one night is because they have to, if they keep going with you for a week, a month, or longer, then it's because they liked that first date. It's why, when you do a bet with a girl for a date, it's only one date. If they hate it, they don't have to stick around for more and make you miserable. But if they like it, they might just continue.

Exactly. Plus in reality, I doubt anyone's going to give up half their sex organs for a one night stand with anyone, not even a 35 year old Sophia Loren. lol But I didn't take that part of the OP literally/seriously...more like "who would you really give up cheeseburgers for a year to have a one night stand with?" It's really just a more complicated and politer version of "who would you like fuck bb?"

When I was in the navy and my ship was deployed, sometimes for two months at a time, we'd get really stir crazy and would have long, crazy, bizarre conversations, and often based on questions like this, but much cruder... Like "would you eat a plate of shit for a million dollars?" "what size plate?" "average." "define average?" on and on endlessly.

 

[southsamurai]

seeee nordling gets it lol

 

[Rose]

In the spirit of the game, I'd be willing to let someone amputate one of my legs, safely of course, for a night with Bert McCracken. My only condition is the night has to be right after one of his concerts when he's sweaty and grungey because of reasons.

 

[lordmagellan]

In the spirit of the game, I'd be willing to let someone amputate one of my legs, safely of course, for a night with Bert McCracken. My only condition is the night has to be right after one of his concerts when he's sweaty and grungey because of reasons.

I was getting excited for a minute there......

 

[SNATCH]

I would gladly offer up my tits, AND ovaries. For free. Fuck them both, I hate them. LOOOL.

 

[AllisonWilder]

Hmm...I would gladly give up both my ovaries or my uterus for just one night with this guy I know that I can't ever date. Since I can't name him here, I'll pick someone else.

Aaron Lewis of Staind. I don't know what it is, but I've had a thing for this guy since I first heard of him in 1996. Plus, he has that scruffy, older guy look about him now.

 

[Rose]

In the spirit of the game, I'd be willing to let someone amputate one of my legs, safely of course, for a night with Bert McCracken. My only condition is the night has to be right after one of his concerts when he's sweaty and grungey because of reasons.

I was getting excited for a minute there......

Well I don't want an infection or something. :?

It doesn't have to be my leg though. I'd be willing to give up my left arm or something. Only my left though because I don't want to relearn how to wipe my own ass...

Also, I'm still down with giving away my reproductive organs without compensation. If anyone wants them.... :whistle: *free to ANY home*

 

[DoctorVen]

Many many names come to mind, but I have to go with Nikola Tesla. Mmmmm use your coils on me bb. You did say past or present, right?


Rose, all my instant messaging names throughout high school/middle school had Bert's name in them. :lol: But Quinn is hotter IMO.

 

[Rose]

Rose, all my instant messaging names throughout high school/middle school had Bert's name in them. :lol: But Quinn is hotter IMO.

Don't forget Jepha or Dan. :drool: Now that is one tag team I would kill to be a part of. They could play me like the hokey pokey all night long.

 

[DoctorVen]

Rose, all my instant messaging names throughout high school/middle school had Bert's name in them. :lol: But Quinn is hotter IMO.

Don't forget Jepha or Dan. :drool: Now that is one tag team I would kill to be a part of. They could play me like the hokey pokey all night long.

Still one of my all time favorite bands.

 

[lordmagellan]

Rose, all my instant messaging names throughout high school/middle school had Bert's name in them. :lol: But Quinn is hotter IMO.

Don't forget Jepha or Dan. :drool: Now that is one tag team I would kill to be a part of. They could play me like the hokey pokey all night long.

I never suspected you'd be down for getting fisted and footed!

In the spirit of the game, I'd be willing to let someone amputate one of my legs, safely of course, for a night with Bert McCracken. My only condition is the night has to be right after one of his concerts when he's sweaty and grungey because of reasons.

I was getting excited for a minute there......

Well I don't want an infection or something. :?

It doesn't have to be my leg though. I'd be willing to give up my left arm or something. Only my left though because I don't want to relearn how to wipe my own ass...

Also, I'm still down with giving away my reproductive organs without compensation. If anyone wants them.... :whistle: *free to ANY home*

Wha? I wouldn't wish an infection on anyone. They hurt like a bitch, tend to stink (if open and festering), and can killz ya.

 

[Rose]

Rose, all my instant messaging names throughout high school/middle school had Bert's name in them. :lol: But Quinn is hotter IMO.

Don't forget Jepha or Dan. :drool: Now that is one tag team I would kill to be a part of. They could play me like the hokey pokey all night long.

I never suspected you'd be down for getting fisted

Been there, done that, videoed it and would totally let any member of The Used (attempt to) do it to me again :dance: