Inspired by Faye_Galore and dedicated to lilithxlove...
I give you "The Conspiracy Thread." Or rather, some things I just don't believe to be true:
1. Crop circles are the work of aliens with intelligence beyond our understanding. Bullshit. Someone please explain to me how aliens can be so damn smart to make crop circles we can't comprehend yet when they cross the border the only jobs they can get are sheet rocking, maid services, or picking tomatoes out in the fields in Oxnard.
2. The U.S. never set foot on the surface of the moon; the moon landings were actually filmed on some backlot in Hollywood or at night in the Arizona desert. Again, I call bullshit. Ever notice that the geniuses who claim such "facts" are westerners and not from some country like, oh I don't know, RUSSIA??? Seriously dude, if we hadn't landed on the moon the fucking rooshkies would've paraded down Red Square declaring to all the world how the Apollo missions were staged...they never have and we did go to the moon.
3. George Bush had a weather machine and used it to create Hurricane Katrina because he hates black people: Ummm, he must hate white folks too because Hurricane Gustav blew half of my damn roof off. Buy a freaking clue people, EVERYONE in New Orleans was warned to get the hell out of there and had the means (one way or the other) to do so.
4. The female erotic spot (the G-spot): I'm not sure if this actually exists or not but am willing, for the sake of science of course, to assist any female in trying to locate her's; any takers? Anyone??? No??? :roll: Shit, I was hoping that would work.
Okay people, what do you have?
I give you "The Conspiracy Thread." Or rather, some things I just don't believe to be true:
1. Crop circles are the work of aliens with intelligence beyond our understanding. Bullshit. Someone please explain to me how aliens can be so damn smart to make crop circles we can't comprehend yet when they cross the border the only jobs they can get are sheet rocking, maid services, or picking tomatoes out in the fields in Oxnard.
2. The U.S. never set foot on the surface of the moon; the moon landings were actually filmed on some backlot in Hollywood or at night in the Arizona desert. Again, I call bullshit. Ever notice that the geniuses who claim such "facts" are westerners and not from some country like, oh I don't know, RUSSIA??? Seriously dude, if we hadn't landed on the moon the fucking rooshkies would've paraded down Red Square declaring to all the world how the Apollo missions were staged...they never have and we did go to the moon.
3. George Bush had a weather machine and used it to create Hurricane Katrina because he hates black people: Ummm, he must hate white folks too because Hurricane Gustav blew half of my damn roof off. Buy a freaking clue people, EVERYONE in New Orleans was warned to get the hell out of there and had the means (one way or the other) to do so.
4. The female erotic spot (the G-spot): I'm not sure if this actually exists or not but am willing, for the sake of science of course, to assist any female in trying to locate her's; any takers? Anyone??? No??? :roll: Shit, I was hoping that would work.
Okay people, what do you have?