Terrible Christmas Songs?

[CharlotteLace]

So I know we have a thread on our favorite Christmas songs, but what about the ones that make you want to stab Santa with a candy cane? My personal anti-favorites:


(For pure goofiness and stupidity.)


(I honestly don't know why I hate this song so much. I like Elvis okay, I like Christmas okay, I don't like Elvis Christmas. Not one bit.)

And the worst song I can possibly imagine:


(Because nothing screams holiday cheer like terminal cancer. :? )

So what are the worst Christmas songs you can think of?

 

[SpencerStorm]

I think you hit the nail on the head when it comes to selection!
I hate when stupid pop stars reproduce great christmas music and ruin it.
I shouldn't be able to twerk to silent night or oh holy night, I am sorry just no.

 

[CharlotteLace]

Just found this contender. Not sure if it counts since it's just a cover, but it angered me pretty quickly listening to it. Sorry for the brain aneurysm.

 

[LilyEvans]

I despise "Jingle Bell Rock". It's so soul-less, and that awful awful nasally voice singing it makes me want to bury my head in a hole. (Sorry, Brenda Lee fans!)



Also, anything sung by a chipmunk. Just...no.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

A twofer! Enjoy. :mrgreen:

 

[LilyEvans]

I despise "Jingle Bell Rock". It's so soul-less, and that awful awful nasally voice singing it makes me want to bury my head in a hole. (Sorry, Brenda Lee fans!)



Also, anything sung by a chipmunk. Just...no.

i just realized that I mixed up two Christmas songs that I hate! Needless to say I also don't like "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" either. Jingle Bell Rock is soulless and bland, and the Brenda Lee songs makes me sick with that weird little baby voice. Then again, I also am not a huge fan of rock 'n roll songs that talk about rock 'n roll.

 

[OliveDean]

I will reach over and turn off the radio every time Christmas Shoes comes on, or any Christmas song done by the Glee cast.

 

[ThunderWeasel]

I'll just leave this here & run.

 

[JickyJuly]

Any Christmas song by a Beatle. :snooty:

 

[Nordling]

I despise "Jingle Bell Rock". It's so soul-less, and that awful awful nasally voice singing it makes me want to bury my head in a hole. (Sorry, Brenda Lee fans!)



Also, anything sung by a chipmunk. Just...no.

Ha! Whenever I hear Brenda Lee, I think of Wayne Newton. In his early career he sounded almost identical to her. Story goes, his agent one day said something like, "Wayne, if you want to advance your career, you're going to have to make a choice...do you want to be a boy or a girl?" Also cringe worthy.

 

[Jesse0328]

I know that this one is a favorite with many, but for me, personally, all I want for Christmas is youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....to stop playing this song.

 

[Rylee]

 

[hapa74]

From the amazingly terrible Star Wars Christmas album "Christmas in the Stars"

Featuring C3PO and R2D2



or the "ever popular"

"What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?)"



But the highlight of the album... Jon Bon Jovi's first professional recording.

"R2D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas"

 

[LuckySmiles]

oh god yes. thirding christmas shoes, makes me want to go into a murderous rage!!! and yet I know all the words... and now it's kind of in my head.

CHINGITY CHING!

 

[SaffronBurke]

My first job was at The Children's Place, and we had just the most wonderful selection of Christmas music, I tell you.

Particularly one version of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch". It was sung by a woman (I don't know who), and it was supposed to be jazzy and cute. But it wasn't cute. It sounded like she was fucking the Grinch. She kept moaning and gasping as she sang. And there's this lovely saxophone solo where she says "Blow, baby, blow!" and then makes more moany gaspy noises. It's kinda uncomfortable to listen to.

That was nothing compared to all the Kidz Bop stuff, though. I want to stab the creator of Kidz Bob in the eye with a dull rusty spoon.


I definitely also get annoyed when pop stars ruin the songs, that is kinda ridiculous. I actually had a discussion about that with a coworker a couple nights ago because we found it so annoying.

 

[Misono]

This was the UK Christmas Number 1 song in 1993...

 

[IvyR]

This though... :lol:
It's EXACTLY how you would imagine early Lady Gaga's Christmas music would sound like. This must be a joke.




This is also a gem. Makes me think of Carlton from Fresh Prince trying to make a Christmas song

 

[ZenHedonist]

I hate, nay, I despise "Santa Baby" and "Baby It's Cold Outside"...

 

[goldenaye666]

 

[laleacherie]

Totally agree with the Christmas Shoes...so long and awful and sad. Though realistic, kinda, I guess.

 

[ILikeUonTop]

How is there nothing by The Jingle Cats on here? My god they make me want to stick a screwdriver in my ear. I'll just put up this one, but there are a lot to choose from.