Tattoos that make you go "WTF!"

[LiLredhairedgrl]

The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos. ~Author Unknown

And then there are the wannabe tattooed ones, such as myself. :-D
So I often lurk around the 'webz' looking for interesting ones to inspire me, and today I found THIS...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

A quote is just a tattoo on the tongue. ~William F. DeVault

"blue balls"?

(Ok, I will wait my turn now... :-D )

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos. ~Author Unknown

And then there are the wannabe tattooed ones, such as myself. :-D
So I often lurk around the 'webz' looking for interesting ones to inspire me, and today I found THIS...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

(Ok all fixed. My apologies!)

 

[schlmoe]

I'll raise your Bart with two monkeys:

 

[Jupiter551]

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I'll raise your Bart with two monkeys:

BaHAHAH! I showed the Bartbutt to a friend of mine & he told me to look for some 'monkey-pussy' tattoo...I forgot all about it!
:lol:

The moral of this tattoo? ' Don't have a cow.'

 

[Jupiter551]

The moral of this tattoo? ' Don't have a cow.'

OMG I think the moral of the story is some people are disgusting lol.

 

[BloodRed87]

Obligatory.

 

[Jupiter551]

Obligatory.

I feel sorry for any future grandkids she has LOL

 

[LadyLuna]

Obligatory.

I feel sorry for any future grandkids she has LOL

O.O

I hope she takes those clit-rings out if she ever has kids!

 

[GemmaMarie]

Uhm, I have to wonder if those guys with animals assholes pasted on their bellies ever have sex. i know I wouldn't like having to watch that come at me when we're going to pound town.

 

[Aikkax]

thats really awesome

http://tatuajes.name/tatuaje-de-spiderm ... n-tattoo3/

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I found another one, and I swear it was by accident... :-D

 

[Jupiter551]

I found another one, and I swear it was by accident... :-D

Ugh, is this the tattoo version of trying to make a woman horny on mfc by spamming cock emotes? He probably thinks the ladies looove his tattoo

 

[LailaBaise]

I found another one, and I swear it was by accident... :-D

Ugh, is this the tattoo version of trying to make a woman horny on mfc by spamming cock emotes? He probably thinks the ladies looove his tattoo

I bet he puts his finger in it when he masturbates. :shock:

 

[Jupiter551]

I found another one, and I swear it was by accident... :-D

Ugh, is this the tattoo version of trying to make a woman horny on mfc by spamming cock emotes? He probably thinks the ladies looove his tattoo

I bet he puts his finger in it when he masturbates. :shock:

LOL I bet he does eww

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

:shock:
Now thats gotta hurt...

 

[Bocefish]

check out the pubic ink thread for some more...

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=1203&p=30467&hilit=fish+tattoo#p30467

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I never would have thought to search out a thread for 'pubic ink'...baahaha! Thanks Bocefish. :-D

 

[Jupiter551]

:shock:
Now thats gotta hurt...

I think that hippy one is photoshopped, I've never seen a tattoo manage to capture a portrait so well and would be very surprised such an amazing example was on someone's vagina lol.
I think a couple of them are probably done with makeup rather than as a tattoo as well, though I personally find the whole pubic tattoo issue kind of distasteful - it's a sacred area

 

[Nordling]

:shock:
Now thats gotta hurt...

I think that hippy one is photoshopped, I've never seen a tattoo manage to capture a portrait so well and would be very surprised such an amazing example was on someone's vagina lol.
I think a couple of them are probably done with makeup rather than as a tattoo as well, though I personally find the whole pubic tattoo issue kind of distasteful - it's a sacred area

:-D Agree...most likely not possible and if she somehow achieved it, kudos to her for even "graying" the tips of the pubic hair to match the apparent age of the hippy. lol Such attention to detail!

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

Here is the website I found the vaginas...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n

I was also wondering how that hippy guy could be so real looking. But there are some REALLY good tattoo artists out there, so I tried to google around and find more info. Of course I didn't have any luck searching out "Hippie Vagina Dude tattoo"...
It does look like there are some kind of initials or signature on her thigh under the tattoo though, I wonder if that is the 'artist' (like signing a painting...)? Oh well, I guess I will never know the truth. :violin:

I did find some tattoo artists that probably COULD do something that realistic...
http://poundedink.com/10-top-tattoo-artists/

Bob Tyrrell - Bob Tyrrell started tattooing at the tender age of 34, already a student of art, Tyrrell has risen to the top of the tattooing field with his insanely realistic black and grey portraits. If you are in the market for a wickedly realistic tattoo then you should look no further then Bob Tyrrell. The finished works of this tattooist look like they are ready to jump off the skin and join in conversation.





http://www.bobtyrrell.com/

Mike DeVries – A rather young addition to the ever competitive tattoo market, Mike DeVries has stood his ground as one of the top color tattooist in the country. DeVries continues to create ultra realistic color tattoos that look as though they will jump off the skin at any minute. Hoping to expand his abilities, to achieve the utmost realistic pieces on skin. “Portraits, animals and pin-ups are my favorite things to do; anything that is real.” Mike says.





http://www.mdtattoos.com/

Pretty freaking amazing.
It really does look like they are "ready to jump off the skin and join in conversation."
:-D

*I do apologize for the lengthy post!

 

[Jupiter551]

Those look amazing for tattoo portraits, but frankly none of them look as good as the hippy vagina. I think part of the reason is it's very difficult to get a great deal of shading variations with a needle and ink, unlike say pencil or charcoal portraits, so the shadows and perspective on most tattoo faces tend to look a bit.. "off".

 

[JoleneBrody]

The signature on her thigh leads me to believe it's some sort of body paint an artist did, still pretty bad ass though!

 

[Bocefish]

At first I said WTF, then wondered if a shark took his arm.

kinda creepy IMO

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

Those look amazing for tattoo portraits, but frankly none of them look as good as the hippy vagina. I think part of the reason is it's very difficult to get a great deal of shading variations with a needle and ink, unlike say pencil or charcoal portraits, so the shadows and perspective on most tattoo faces tend to look a bit.. "off".

Well, I hope at least the 'bushy' beard is real...



*Yes I know- not a tattoo, but "WTF!" worthy regardless... :-D


P.S.
OMG that SHARK! Pretty symbolic if only his arm were really gnawed off by one--and the dolphin is definately creeeepy...
:?

 

[JoleneBrody]

Knowing a few amputees myself I can tell you, It takes a man with balls the size of Paul Bunyon to get a tattoo on a severed limb! That shit is mother bleeping painful as hell!!! That could make chuck norris cry.

 

[MrRodry]

Partying hard with his Pokemon fan friend.

 

[ThePioneer]

I guess he never got around to finishing the bible...

 

[Jupiter551]

Partying hard with his Pokemon fan friend.

who is the tattoo of?