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SpexyAshleigh said:
NinjaMike42 said:
Eh... They probably assumed that's not your real name, if they were thinking at all, and wanted to know what your real name is.

I wouldn't say that's the same type of stupid.
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no, they were asking what my cam name was. I pointed it out to them and they were like "sorry I'm so horny bb I didn't see" :roll:
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/facepalm

Maybe porn does make people go blind.
 
SpexyAshleigh said:
"whats your name bb"

STUPIDEST QUESTION EVER.

Seriously, like I'd somewhat understand if a dude is too lazy to read my profile to see where I'm from, how old I am etc...but my name is on their screen!!!
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My friend has that happen to her too!

Probably not really that stupid but I get a few people asking me if I'm from the UK, when my name has UK in it.
Maybe some people don't read peoples names and just look at the picture and enter the room?
 
On bra sizes - the most annoying question to me ever. Like Luna said, you aren't going to be buying the model a bra. I say all the models should invert when they get asked their bra size - if you are small up top say "44DD" and if you are big up top say "34A". Of course none of the boneheads who insist on asking the question would get the joke.

And I don't want boobs to be opened, I want them to stay behind the skin where they belong.
 
Someones accused me of having a boob job before, when my boobs were a size smaller(32A). They were conviced they were fake, and they said they knew they were coz they knew what fake ones looked like, wtf!
I was like, if I had spent over £2000 on a boob job, don't you think I'd go to a size a bit bigger than an A cup?!
 
Ah yes, the boob question. I'm a B cup. Sometimes I take it as a compliment because hell yeah they're perky and look damned good (haha man-made). However, when someone wants to argue with me on the validity of my chest and then start tossing out that they can "see scars" and junk...eh. Dummies. It REALLY isn't that hard to tell the difference 99% of the time. Really.
 
we do get some odd questions.

so far the whats your name one has me shake my head.. um like its above my face... too busy starin at other shit are we?
them:how old are you?
me: 30
them: no way
me: yes
then either them sayin how old they think i look or something like i need to see id to believe that.. :lol:

my ultimate fav still to this day involves me wearing a mesh see thru top in free.. this was on another site but i have gotten the same question on mfc :cry: "CAN I SEE YOUR NIPPLES BB?"

-------blank stare... i actually said (and typed) hun im wearing a see thru top... if you cant see them you need glasses."
to this i was answered with please lift top bb i cant see... :shock:


stupid insults.. the oddest ones...

so far would be that apparently I am a mud turkey, oh yea i am fat... (um big girl I know I have a few more pounds on my body than a size 8...) and i had 2 ppl same day (think a troll has somethin to do with it) who asked me how much it would cost to close my gap --- :violin:

lmao holy fuck... i am 30 yrs old.. if i wanted my gap closed i woulda did it by now
 
I just had someone come in my room and ask me if I wear shoes!!!! WTF. I told them no, I was a yetti and didn't ever wear shoes, I just went shopping/walked the dog bare foot.
 
Cassidy Nicole said:
The super specific ones, like "Omg you know you like my thick 9 inch cock sliding in and out of that pussy, it feels so good around my cock. God I want to fuck you all night and pump my cock in and out"

I like the "Oh yeah fuck that pussy" stuff, not the uber specific shit, go private or put it in a PM atleast.
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not to be homophobic but thats just UBERGAY they want the guys to react also, it is a gay troll.
 
AngelicTease said:
I just had someone come in my room and ask me if I wear shoes!!!! WTF. I told them no, I was a yetti and didn't ever wear shoes, I just went shopping/walked the dog bare foot.
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i know a guy that makes custom shoes he could make some yetti shoes for your big ass feets :D
 
LittleJessie said:
This guy asked me were i was from, i said "lancashire"

"oh is that in america"

"no im english"

"lancashire- illnois?" (cant spell it)

"no Lancashire- England, im english"



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so it is in america? i am confused
 
AngelicTease said:
I just had someone come in my room and ask me if I wear shoes!!!! WTF. I told them no, I was a yetti and didn't ever wear shoes, I just went shopping/walked the dog bare foot.
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Next time tell him you have hooves.
 
AmberCutie said:
AngelicTease said:
I just had someone come in my room and ask me if I wear shoes!!!! WTF. I told them no, I was a yetti and didn't ever wear shoes, I just went shopping/walked the dog bare foot.
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Next time tell him you have hooves.
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Hooves do wonderful things for the shape of the leg - plus - no foot-strain like with heels.

It's just a matter of time before the cosmetic surgery profession realises this!
 
I *really* hate the "What's your name" question; and I *really* hate it when they ask what my "real" name is.
 
AmberCutie said:
AngelicTease said:
I just had someone come in my room and ask me if I wear shoes!!!! WTF. I told them no, I was a yetti and didn't ever wear shoes, I just went shopping/walked the dog bare foot.
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Next time tell him you have hooves.
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I'd bring up the idea of snappy answers to stupid questions, but I'm not sure if that's too much to handle for this topic (on researching the matter, I was reminded of the fact that Al Jaffee is old)

Perhaps the guy had a fear of women in cowboy boots and wanted to make sure you were wearing shoes
 
I remember when "do you do private shows" was a dumb question, but is increasingly more relevant.
 
Cassidy Nicole said:
Whats your number?-- If I am texting or answer my phone for a quick second, I will always have atleast one douche ask this. Yeah that sounds like a good idea, just to give some random guest my number.
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My favorite is when guys post their numbers in the chat room.

FWIW though I have seen one girl put her real cell number in the free chat room for anyone and everyone to see. I know it was real because I texted her and watched as she got it and replied.
 
Any guy who posts their number/email in public gets the following spoken reply from me:

Oh, hun, I'm sorry. Don't be surprised if you get (insert rounded number of people watching) spam message / prank calls in the next few days. I don't control how the others who can see that use it.
 
I think I must attract the silly questions somehow. Today someone asked me why I'm so tall. Ehhh?
Do I wear shoes is still my fave silly question though!
 
When I post stupid shit like "I squirt bb, all over your face" I get a lot of PMs asking if I'm a girl. I really need to start just turning on my cam and making them stare at my dick. That or use cam software to show them lemonparty or something.
 
LOL

Yes, I have hair growing from inside my slit. :rolleyes

:p
 
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