Stupid people-we all know at least one

[Jupiter551]

Yeah speeders, especially in school zones. And the idiots who don't stop for school bus loading/unloading.

Then there's this one kid I'd like to catch who randomly slaps my truck to set the alarm off to piss off my dog. He's probably the same one who marked up her face with a high-liter a few months ago.

Hahahah wtf the local kids are punkin you and your dog?

 

[camstory]

Since we're talking about retail...what pisses me off is fucktards who abandon their trolley in the middle of an aisle to go browse something while no one else can get past/get to shelves. If this is you, yes I will move your stuff and no I don't give a fuck what happens to it. I think these are worse than the "sunday drivers" who wander down the exact middle of an aisle with their shopping carts at the slowest possible pace.

Yes I agree, in fact I sometimes strategically aim said cart at the back of an end cap, or other such display, and give it a little shove. Never aim to damage anything, just knock a thing or two down in the hope the shopper who abandoned his/her cart in the exact middle of the aisle might fell a little embarrassment.

 

[Bocefish]

Since we're talking about retail...what pisses me off is fucktards who abandon their trolley in the middle of an aisle to go browse something while no one else can get past/get to shelves. If this is you, yes I will move your stuff and no I don't give a fuck what happens to it. I think these are worse than the "sunday drivers" who wander down the exact middle of an aisle with their shopping carts at the slowest possible pace.

Yes I agree, in fact I sometimes strategically aim said cart at the back of an end cap, or other such display, and give it a little shove. Never aim to damage anything, just knock a thing or two down in the hope the shopper who abandoned his/her cart in the exact middle of the aisle might fell a little embarrassment.

Sometimes it's fun to just figure you'll run across one in advance and be prepared... drop a box of Magnums or some Vagisil in their cart for lolz

 

[sxycherrypie]

Today my hubby. He called me while I was at work earning an hourly wage just to piss at me because he thought I took the fucking cigarettes which I did not by the way. It is like really fucking really your going to fucking c all me and cuss at me cause you need something to suck on? Bloody fucking hell.So I had to go home on my fucking lunch break to bring the baby his fucking pacifier. Can't you tell how upset I am? Had a horrible nauseating lunch that I despise fucking top ramen and lean pockets.Gah!

There is my rant and I feel better now.

 

[Rose]

I'm going to have to chime in with the cart thing again. While at Kroger today we had 3 jackasses who did this; 1 of which left hers sideways in the aisle. We put expensive things in their carts first and then moved them.

Oh and the drivers around here. Making illegal u-turns, sudden breaking, driving in the middle of the lane or other obvious dumbshit. I have a bad case of the wanna-smacks.

 

[Jupiter551]

Sometimes it's fun to just figure you'll run across one in advance and be prepared... drop a box of Magnums or some Vagisil in their cart for lolz

Anusol haemmorhoid cream :thumbleft:

 

[Shaun__]

I saw a car belonging to a special person at a shopping center yesterday. I hope I can be important enough to park in front of a store and completely piss off untold numbers of people by messing up the flow of traffic one day like them. Walking all the way from the parking lot takes 10 seconds away from my life I will never be able to get back after all.

 

[pyrite1965]

I'm going to have to chime in with the cart thing again. While at Kroger today we had 3 jackasses who did this; 1 of which left hers sideways in the aisle. We put expensive things in their carts first and then moved them.

Oh and the drivers around here. Making illegal u-turns, sudden breaking, driving in the middle of the lane or other obvious dumbshit. I have a bad case of the wanna-smacks.

This is why I'm not allowed to buy a gun...

 

[AlexLady]

Anyone who lets their kids run around or scream in a public restaurant.

I'm trying to eat, and they thought it was funny that their child was fake coughing/sneezing all over the place while climbing into empty booths. Ew.




I didn't complain because they were part of the family restaurant, but eh, I got a free shot for having worn heels and a cute dress out to my solo-dinner.

 

[Rosemary]

I wasn't going to post here because I just couldn't pick one, but tonight...I just need a place to vent and here seems to be the perfect place!

So my neighbor and I have very different views on what constitutes as love for your animals. I got a scathing note once about two things, one of which was about my indoor cats. She lets hers outdoors. In the note she told me she was 'an animal rights activist' and just did not think I was providing my cats with enough responsible ownership by keeping them indoors and, furthermore, not opening any of my windows. I was prepared for battle but never got my opportunity. I guess she didn't see my giant 300$ cat tree in the huge windows I never open, or the fact that my living room looks like Petsmart and Petco made sweet sweet love from wall to wall, or that I am feeding top of the line food, have regular vet visits, and interact with my cats daily for hours on end. I guess...I guess these things happen. Also, I don't think she realizes that if I did let my cats out, the first thing they'd do is fight with hers. My cats stare at her cats all the time and huff and puff and try to get out to go fight/murder them. Nothx.

But that's not my point. I came home today and, as usual, avoided hitting her outdoor cats with my car as they scampered from my yard to hers, but also noticed her dog was loose. Not just loose, but on the other side of the street at 8 o'clock at night, no leash, no owner, no collar. This dog also does not care much for me, so sometimes we meet outside of my door so she can growl and bark at me. Fun times, but anyway...as soon as I stepped out of my car she moved to the middle of the dark street to watch and growl at me before sitting there. I know this dog doesn't like me, but I did try and coax her over. Oh yeah, she's also diabetic with shitty vision. When the dog didn't budge, I had to walk away. I don't want her dog getting hit, I really, really don't, but I also didn't want to make a bad situation worse by making the dog run off or pissed off enough to try and bite me. I'm just stumped. She's home and safe now, thank goodness.

I don't get into people's business, but I really hate that she forces me to almost kill her animals any time I go outside. I have almost hit her dog and her cats on numerous occasions and it will tear me to pieces the day that one of her cats misjudges and gets hurt by me. I do my best, but I can only do so much. I know it'll be expected of me, too, to pay some of the cost if I do end up hitting one of her animals. I would feel awful if I said 'no' and euthanasia was applied. I feel like I'm forced to be caught in this terrible web. I'm just going to leave it at that, I'm getting rather emotional over here

Fucking idiot.

 

[mynameisbob84]

I wasn't going to post here because I just couldn't pick one, but tonight...I just need a place to vent and here seems to be the perfect place!

So my neighbor and I have very different views on what constitutes as love for your animals. I got a scathing note once about two things, one of which was about my indoor cats. She lets hers outdoors. In the note she told me she was 'an animal rights activist' and just did not think I was providing my cats with enough responsible ownership by keeping them indoors and, furthermore, not opening any of my windows. I was prepared for battle but never got my opportunity. I guess she didn't see my giant 300$ cat tree in the huge windows I never open, or the fact that my living room looks like Petsmart and Petco made sweet sweet love from wall to wall, or that I am feeding top of the line food, have regular vet visits, and interact with my cats daily for hours on end. I guess...I guess these things happen. Also, I don't think she realizes that if I did let my cats out, the first thing they'd do is fight with hers. My cats stare at her cats all the time and huff and puff and try to get out to go fight/murder them. Nothx.

But that's not my point. I came home today and, as usual, avoided hitting her outdoor cats with my car as they scampered from my yard to hers, but also noticed her dog was loose. Not just loose, but on the other side of the street at 8 o'clock at night, no leash, no owner, no collar. This dog also does not care much for me, so sometimes we meet outside of my door so she can growl and bark at me. Fun times, but anyway...as soon as I stepped out of my car she moved to the middle of the dark street to watch and growl at me before sitting there. I know this dog doesn't like me, but I did try and coax her over. Oh yeah, she's also diabetic with shitty vision. When the dog didn't budge, I had to walk away. I don't want her dog getting hit, I really, really don't, but I also didn't want to make a bad situation worse by making the dog run off or pissed off enough to try and bite me. I'm just stumped. She's home and safe now, thank goodness.

I don't get into people's business, but I really hate that she forces me to almost kill her animals any time I go outside. I have almost hit her dog and her cats on numerous occasions and it will tear me to pieces the day that one of her cats misjudges and gets hurt by me. I do my best, but I can only do so much. I know it'll be expected of me, too, to pay some of the cost if I do end up hitting one of her animals. I would feel awful if I said 'no' and euthanasia was applied. I feel like I'm forced to be caught in this terrible web. I'm just going to leave it at that, I'm getting rather emotional over here

Fucking idiot.

Print this out and post it to her. Maybe edit out the "fucking idiot" part to avoid potential fisticuffs over the matter though.

 

[Rose]

@Rosemary and she has the gall to call you a bad pet owner? In my neighborhood that actually constituts animal abuse and if caught, she would get arrested and have her pets taken away from her. Bitch needs to get smacked!

My next wanna-smack victim, my neighbor two doors down. Every weekend he has extremely loud parties that we can hear and feel through the walls with our tv on loud that go on past 6am most nights. His friends and fellow party goers regularly insult and threaten us. Roomie won't let me go outside for any reason when this is going on because several of his regulars have threatened to really hurt me just for walking past them with Sadie. It makes me feel so awesome knowing if he gets reported one more time for any reason at all that he'll get evicted and slapped with a fine. :dance: That and I'd like to get the violence out of my neighborhood. I really like having a quiet, friendly apartment complex and he isn't friendly or quiet. If he wasn't 7ft tall and really big, I'd smack him like a back talking child because that's what he acts like. Sorry for the rant.

 

[ViruSphere]

Oh and the drivers around here. Making illegal u-turns, sudden breaking, driving in the middle of the lane or other obvious dumbshit. I have a bad case of the wanna-smacks.

Heard a story about illegal U-turns recently that I have to share. There's construction going on at IMO the busiest intersection in town. The left turning lane is closed off with pylons and a no left turn sign. According to a coworker who saw this with his own eyes, A motorist saw the pylons and sign, attempted to make an illegal U-turn and got a pylon stuck under his car, blocking traffic in both directions while he tried to yank the pylon out.