A woman in India complained of runny-nose, cough and fever for six months straight. Upon a doctor's examination, she was found to have a condom lodged in her lung. Apparently she had inhaled it during oral sex and didn't even notice!
A Maryland couple decided to experiment with power tools in the bedroom. They attached a dildo to an electric saber saw. I'm not sure what educated person would come to the conclusion that this was a good idea. The saw cut through the dildo and, well, you can imagine the rest.
There are no bones in the penis. It is, however, possible to create a laceration in the fibrous membrane that surrounds the spongy tissue of the penis. This causes blood to leak into surrounding tissues and a loss of erection (obviously). It requires immediate medical attention, but very frequently those who suffer a penile fracture are too embarrassed to go to the emergency room.
A male patient came in to the hospital reporting that his penis had become stuck in the hose attachment of an old Kobold vacuum cleaner.
A male patient waited two days to finally see a doctor after he suffered terrible pain in his genitals. He suffered a series of wounds during fellatio caused by his partner's braces. By day three the wounds had formed into infected ulcers.
If it will fit in one's anus, people will put it in there. Just a small sample of things found lodged in people's rectums: aerosol deodorant can, shower head, an iron bar, a small packet containing fish hooks and a pen knife.
A Croatian man stuck a neon light bulb in his anus as a means of pleasuring himself. It was still plugged in, and exploded while inside the man. He nearly died.
A New Zealand woman went to the hospital with a paralyzed left arm. It was found to be caused by a hickey given to her by her boyfriend. The hickey caused the woman to suffer a small stroke.
A Malaysian man tried to lengthen his penis by attaching a heavy welding nut to the end of it. Unfortunately for him, he got an erection in the process and was forced to call the police. The fire department could not remove the nut, and were forced to take him to the hospital. He nearly lost his penis.
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A Maryland couple decided to experiment with power tools in the bedroom. They attached a dildo to an electric saber saw. I'm not sure what educated person would come to the conclusion that this was a good idea. The saw cut through the dildo and, well, you can imagine the rest.
There are no bones in the penis. It is, however, possible to create a laceration in the fibrous membrane that surrounds the spongy tissue of the penis. This causes blood to leak into surrounding tissues and a loss of erection (obviously). It requires immediate medical attention, but very frequently those who suffer a penile fracture are too embarrassed to go to the emergency room.
A male patient came in to the hospital reporting that his penis had become stuck in the hose attachment of an old Kobold vacuum cleaner.
A male patient waited two days to finally see a doctor after he suffered terrible pain in his genitals. He suffered a series of wounds during fellatio caused by his partner's braces. By day three the wounds had formed into infected ulcers.
If it will fit in one's anus, people will put it in there. Just a small sample of things found lodged in people's rectums: aerosol deodorant can, shower head, an iron bar, a small packet containing fish hooks and a pen knife.
A Croatian man stuck a neon light bulb in his anus as a means of pleasuring himself. It was still plugged in, and exploded while inside the man. He nearly died.
A New Zealand woman went to the hospital with a paralyzed left arm. It was found to be caused by a hickey given to her by her boyfriend. The hickey caused the woman to suffer a small stroke.
A Malaysian man tried to lengthen his penis by attaching a heavy welding nut to the end of it. Unfortunately for him, he got an erection in the process and was forced to call the police. The fire department could not remove the nut, and were forced to take him to the hospital. He nearly lost his penis.
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