Serious question (NOT TROLLIN!)

[strokinmuhharbl]

Dead serious how come girl farts and shits smell worse then guys' farts and shits? How come if a guy burps or farts it's gross and if a girl does it it's cute?

 

[AmyLemon]

Has Amber done an age check on you? I feel like I'm answering a random question from my 9 year old nephew but here goes...

Your hypothesis that girl farts smell worse could only be properly assessed if you and a girl adopted precisely the same diet for a month and then had an unbiased third party inspect both your farts for a final conclusion.

I don't think girl farts/burps are more adorable than man farts/burps, nor is either more repulsive. Everybody burps and farts, it is what it is. That said, men seem vastly more prone to burp/fart fetish than women are as evidenced by the volume of requests I get for such content on my Clips4Sale page.

 

[NaomiRose]

Has Amber done an age check on you? I feel like I'm answering a random question from my 9 year old nephew but here goes...

Your hypothesis that girl farts smell worse could only be properly assessed if you and a girl adopted precisely the same diet for a month and then had an unbiased third party inspect both your farts for a final conclusion.

I don't think girl farts/burps are more adorable than man farts/burps, nor is either more repulsive. Everybody burps and farts, it is what it is. That said, men seem vastly more prone to burp/fart fetish than women are as evidenced by the volume of requests I get for such content on my Clips4Sale page.

Well said.

 

[Eva_ChangeN]

:thumbleft:

 

[AmberCutie]

 

[Paulie Walnuts]

I'm pretty much turned off by anyone's farts or burps, no matter what gender that are.

Get her some beano and keep your nose out of her ass.
:lol:

 

[Camgirl2010]

Dead serious how come girl farts and shits smell worse then guys' farts and shits? How come if a guy burps or farts it's gross and if a girl does it it's cute?

I'm just wondering how many boy to girl fart comparison's you've done to come to this conclusion?

 

[strokinmuhharbl]

Girls dun poop.

I'm pretty much turned off by anyone's farts or burps, no matter what gender that are.

Agreed. I dislike when people burp or cough into the phone even.

Has Amber done an age check on you? I feel like I'm answering a random question from my 9 year old nephew but here goes...

Your hypothesis that girl farts smell worse could only be properly assessed if you and a girl adopted precisely the same diet for a month and then had an unbiased third party inspect both your farts for a final conclusion.

I don't think girl farts/burps are more adorable than man farts/burps, nor is either more repulsive. Everybody burps and farts, it is what it is. That said, men seem vastly more prone to burp/fart fetish than women are as evidenced by the volume of requests I get for such content on my Clips4Sale page.

The fact that you took the original post serious at all shows that you fail. Lighten up. By the way I miss seeing your photobucket images 404'd on your MFC profile. Now you're PG-13 images are no fun to 404.


On topic http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net ... omen_smell

 

[Mirra]

Serious question (NOT TROLLIN!)

The fact that you took the original post serious at all shows that you fail. Lighten up.

 

[Nordick]

That cover artwork confuses me.... it seems to imply apples poop.

 

[Crustyz]

What a dumb topic. :?

 

[bud9752]

In the words of Blue Collar Comedy comedian Ron White, girls don't fart, they toot. have some fun and laugh a little. lol hahahahaha

 

[Rose]

i'm a huge fan of beano, but i find farts a very good source of amusement. seriously, have you ever been quietly shopping in a store and someone next to you just ripped ass? it's incredibly hard to not just bust out laughing! if you did you'd embarass yourself and the gasser...however, i find it hilarious when my roommate thinks i'm in the zone and bursts a hole in the time space continuum. rotfl, i'm going to go try to breathe now, my age is showing. XD

 

[LailaBaise]

Farts are spectacular. So are burps when done in the face of the person you love. I even have a Scooby Doo whoopie cushion because farts are so cool. I hate it when I get dutch ovened though. That makes me feel violated and sad. :crybaby:

 

[barman07]

 

[Rose]

ROTFL!!!! LOVE IT!!!