Scientists Build Orgasm Machine For Women

[Bocefish]

Pondering the possibilities...

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.

A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.

During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.

Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.

“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”

Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.

However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.

Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2014/03/0 ... for-women/

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

I don't know who this machine will give orgasms too...but it started my motor

I'm pretty sure that one or two women might have an orgasm for this as well being nerdy/geekoids like me!

Ladies and Gentleman I present to you the original Pee Wee Herman's bicycle from the movie...Roaring lion, tires, horn, etc.

Complete with papers and up for bid on eBay as we speak :

"They see me rolling...they be hatin! "

 

[Shaun__]

I don't know who this machine will give orgasms too...but it started my motor

I'm pretty sure that one or two women might have an orgasm for this as well being nerdy/geekoids like me!

Ladies and Gentleman I present to you the original Pee Wee Herman's bicycle from the movie...Roaring lion, tires, horn, etc.

Complete with papers and up for bid on eBay as we speak :

"They see me rolling...they be hatin! "

Nothing says this was used in the movie, it could just be a fan recreation. The paper work listed in the auction could just refer to the autographed photo, it seems sketchy the way they worded it.

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

I don't know who this machine will give orgasms too...but it started my motor

I'm pretty sure that one or two women might have an orgasm for this as well being nerdy/geekoids like me!

Ladies and Gentleman I present to you the original Pee Wee Herman's bicycle from the movie...Roaring lion, tires, horn, etc.

Complete with papers and up for bid on eBay as we speak :

"They see me rolling...they be hatin! "

Nothing says this was used in the movie, it could just be a fan recreation. The paper work listed in the auction could just refer to the autographed photo, it seems sketchy the way they worded it.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ....u are harshing my mellow...its the real thing...it's the real thing...Negative Nelly

 

[Bocefish]

If you get off on some pedo perv's bike, kindly start another thread since it has nothing to do with this one.

 

[JoleneBrody]

If you get off on some pedo perv's bike, kindly start another thread since it has nothing to do with this one.

:roll:

 

[Bocefish]

Roll your eyes all you want, he pleaded guilty and had 170 images of minors engaged in sex conduct ... minors with genitals exposed, engaged in oral copulation, masturbation and multiple people engaging in sexual conduct.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - After a 2-1/2-year investigation in which prosecutors examined 30,000 images seized from his home, actor Paul Reubens pleaded guilty on Friday to a single charge of possessing obscene material.

The children's actor, who won fame as television's "Pee-wee Herman," was sentenced to three years of probation and ordered to keep away from children during that period.

His lawyer Blair Berk claimed victory, saying prosecutors had dropped a more serious child pornography charge and had agreed to allow Reubens to appeal the case to a higher court.

The plea deal also requires Reubens to register as a sex offender, but the case will be expunged from his record and his name removed from the state database if he finishes probation.

During his probation, Reubens, 51, must avoid anyone associated with the case, attend psychological counseling for a year, and pay a $100 fine.

Reubens, who did not appear in Los Angeles Superior Court, said in a statement that he was pleased to have avoided "a circus-like trial" and was "disappointed any part of my art collection was ever deemed inappropriate."

"These are certainly troubling times when our Attorney General Ashcroft has actually ordered the semi-nude statue of the Spirit of Justice to be covered with drapes," Reubens said.

"Taking responsibility by calling a few images in this collection 'obscene' and paying a $100 fine seemed like the sanest way to make it end," he added.

"TREATED FAIRLY"

Deputy City Attorney Richard Kraft said he was "pleased" with the plea agreement and described the images underpinning the case as "photographs in magazines depicting minors engaged in sexual conduct."

"We believe that Mr. Reubens was treated fairly and properly by the City Attorney's Office," Kraft said. "The disposition in this case took into account all of the facts and circumstances of the case and legal issues."

Kraft said the "nonsexual" images seized from Reubens' home in November 2001 would be returned to him but materials "involving sex" would be destroyed.

City Attorney's Office spokesman Eric Moses said the case was based on "170 images of minors engaged in sex conduct ... minors with genitals exposed, engaged in oral copulation, masturbation and multiple people engaging in sexual conduct."

Berk disputed that account, saying the photos were taken from magazines published decades ago and had no overt sexual content.

She also accused Los Angeles police of planting a videotape among the 30,000 items seized from Reubens' home, and said Reubens planned to challenge the case in state appellate court on free speech and illegal search and seizure grounds.

 

[eyeteach]

Question: Who are the two most famous people ever shot in a theater?
Answer: Abraham Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee.

I'm sorry, I'll go stand in the corner now; please go back discussing the original post.

 

[JoleneBrody]

Roll your eyes all you want, he pleaded guilty and had 170 images of minors engaged in sex conduct ... minors with genitals exposed, engaged in oral copulation, masturbation and multiple people engaging in sexual conduct.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - After a 2-1/2-year investigation in which prosecutors examined 30,000 images seized from his home, actor Paul Reubens pleaded guilty on Friday to a single charge of possessing obscene material.

The children's actor, who won fame as television's "Pee-wee Herman," was sentenced to three years of probation and ordered to keep away from children during that period.

His lawyer Blair Berk claimed victory, saying prosecutors had dropped a more serious child pornography charge and had agreed to allow Reubens to appeal the case to a higher court.

The plea deal also requires Reubens to register as a sex offender, but the case will be expunged from his record and his name removed from the state database if he finishes probation.

During his probation, Reubens, 51, must avoid anyone associated with the case, attend psychological counseling for a year, and pay a $100 fine.

Reubens, who did not appear in Los Angeles Superior Court, said in a statement that he was pleased to have avoided "a circus-like trial" and was "disappointed any part of my art collection was ever deemed inappropriate."

"These are certainly troubling times when our Attorney General Ashcroft has actually ordered the semi-nude statue of the Spirit of Justice to be covered with drapes," Reubens said.

"Taking responsibility by calling a few images in this collection 'obscene' and paying a $100 fine seemed like the sanest way to make it end," he added.

"TREATED FAIRLY"

Deputy City Attorney Richard Kraft said he was "pleased" with the plea agreement and described the images underpinning the case as "photographs in magazines depicting minors engaged in sexual conduct."

"We believe that Mr. Reubens was treated fairly and properly by the City Attorney's Office," Kraft said. "The disposition in this case took into account all of the facts and circumstances of the case and legal issues."

Kraft said the "nonsexual" images seized from Reubens' home in November 2001 would be returned to him but materials "involving sex" would be destroyed.

City Attorney's Office spokesman Eric Moses said the case was based on "170 images of minors engaged in sex conduct ... minors with genitals exposed, engaged in oral copulation, masturbation and multiple people engaging in sexual conduct."

Berk disputed that account, saying the photos were taken from magazines published decades ago and had no overt sexual content.

She also accused Los Angeles police of planting a videotape among the 30,000 items seized from Reubens' home, and said Reubens planned to challenge the case in state appellate court on free speech and illegal search and seizure grounds.

While I see where you are going, I roll my eyes because of the facts in the case and because of what they actually deemed as "obscene".
He did not plead guilty to having child pornography, he pleaded guilty to being in possession of "Obscene material"... Which consisted of a collection of antique erotica dating back to the 18th century.
From Huffington post.

Paul Reubens, of Pee-wee Herman fame, went from being one of the most respected and admired stars of children's TV and film to "that weirdo who got caught allegedly masturbating in a porn theater" overnight in 1991. Scandal slammed Reubens again in 2001 when his Hollywood home was raided on a false tip, resulting in three years battling child pornography charges which were eventually reduced to a misdemeanor obscenity offense.

I just think that considering our obviously mutual appreciation of nudity and sexuality, we should be a little more careful with how quickly we jump on the shame wagon, ya know.

 

[Bocefish]

I just think that considering our obviously mutual appreciation of nudity and sexuality, we should be a little more careful with how quickly we jump on the shame wagon, ya know.

Minors are minors, period. I don't give a shit how long ago the images were taken or if he considered the images "art" or not. Everyone has their own opinion on the matter. Since we can't see the pictures to judge for ourselves, it will remain just that, opinions based on what we know.

Regardless, it shouldn't have even been in this thread.

I understand how threads can drift, but this was nowhere near a thread drift.

:twocents-02cents:

 

[Misono]

Imagine the possibilities if someone stole the remote control...

 

[Sevrin]

I understand how threads can drift, but this was nowhere near a thread drift.

 

[JoleneBrody]

Boce,
I just want you to know how HARD I am fighting the urge to turn this into a thread of pee-wee .Gifs...

Very hard... this is not easy... :crybaby:

 

[Bocefish]

 

[JoleneBrody]

You started it now!

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Let's not, cause you know...



Wait, so do I.

 

[Bocefish]

 

[JoleneBrody]

Relevant to my masturbation....