Question for AudriTwo

[SaffronBurke]

I mean, did you see him on the Oprah show?

Craig Ferguson has a bit about that - mostly wtf-ing at the "you shouldn't take pills for depression" nonsense

 

[ElaySmith]

Since this is the question for audritwo thread can we just ask her random questions in hopes that she will answer.

Hey @AudriTwo whats your favorite dinosaur?

 

[Guy]

Since this is the question for audritwo thread can we just ask her random questions in hopes that she will answer.

Hey @AudriTwo whats your favorite dinosaur?

@AudriTwo Have you ever seen The Jerry Springer Show?

 

[Deleted member 35180]

@AudriTwo has this thread been awkward as fuck for you?

 

[AudriTwo]

Hey @AudriTwo whats your favorite dinosaur?

Iguanodon. They are Fonzie of the Jurassic Period.

@AudriTwo Have you ever seen The Jerry Springer Show?

Used to watch it everyday lol.

@AudriTwo has this thread been awkward as fuck for you?

Lol not really. I get questions like OP's all the time tbh.

 

[Deleted member 37064]

Since this is the question for audritwo thread can we just ask her random questions in hopes that she will answer.

Hey @AudriTwo whats your favorite dinosaur?

@AudriTwo if you could assign your arse it's own zip code, what would it be?

 

[Deleted member 35180]

Iguanodon. They are Fonzie of the Jurassic Period.



Used to watch it everyday lol.



Lol not really. I get questions like OP's all the time tbh.

Publicly as its own thread? Haha.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

How did you just decide one day you were no longer bisexual?

The power of the LORD above compelled him/her. Can I get an AMEN sister!?!

 

[yummybrownfox]

Since y'all mentioned Tom Cruise and Scientology.

 

[Tartan]

ohhhhh we get to ask @AudriTwo questions

Q1) If train #1 leaves LA at 8:47 AM going 63 mph and train #2 leaves NY at 9:13 AM going 51mph,
how long before you hate that I asked you a shitty math question?

Q2) Do you like Dragons?

Q3) Do you like Dragons?

Q4) What happened to AudriOne and when does AudriTwo get updated to AudriThree?

Q5) Do you like Dragons?

Q6) Do you like pineapple on pizza?

Q7) Do you like Dragons?

 

[Deleted member 37064]

ohhhhh we get to ask @AudriTwo questions

Q1) If train #1 leaves LA at 8:47 AM going 63 mph and train #2 leaves NY at 9:13 AM going 51mph,
how long before you hate that I asked you a shitty math question?

Q2) Do you like Dragons?

Q3) Do you like Dragons?

Q4) What happened to AudriOne and when does AudriTwo get updated to AudriThree?

Q5) Do you like Dragons?

Q6) Do you like pineapple on pizza?

Q7) Do you like Dragons?

I'm surprised you didn't slip in a "Bad Dragon" in there at least a time or two...

 

[Tartan]

I'm surprised you didn't slip in a "Bad Dragon" in there at least a time or two...

I didn't know that was a thing until now I know nothing about sex toys

 

[Useful-Title]

@AudriTwo Do people quote “Little Shop of Horrors” to you a lot?

If so, would “Feed me Seymour!” be the most quoted?

 

[Deleted member 37064]

I didn't know that was a thing until now I know nothing about sex toys

After I responded, I was wondering if because you capitalized Dragon, you weren't referring to it already.

 

[AudriTwo]

Q1) If train #1 leaves LA at 8:47 AM going 63 mph and train #2 leaves NY at 9:13 AM going 51mph,
how long before you hate that I asked you a shitty math question?

Q2) Do you like Dragons?

Q3) Do you like Dragons?

Q4) What happened to AudriOne and when does AudriTwo get updated to AudriThree?

Q5) Do you like Dragons?

Q6) Do you like pineapple on pizza?

Q7) Do you like Dragons?

1) I'm too pretty to be bothered with math.
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) I ate her
5) No
6) I don't like pizza
7) Yes

@AudriTwo Do people quote “Little Shop of Horrors” to you a lot?

If so, would “Feed me Seymour!” be the most quoted?[

ALL.THE.TIME. And that is the most quoted. I sometimes act like I have no idea what they are talking about, lol.

 

[MDouble00]

6) I don't like pizza

WHAT?!!!!

Low key suspecting Audri Two might be a terrorist with a great ass and deep throat skills just to get us to bring our guard down

 

[Tartan]

After I responded, I was wondering if because you capitalized Dragon, you weren't referring to it already.

I did that because I was/am still half asleep and I was in a rush to post a dumb question before the football/soccer game started

 

[Deleted member 35180]

1) I'm too pretty to be bothered with math.

Lulllllllls

 

[Tartan]

Guy bringing up Jerry Springer and my dumb questions reminded me of Dragon Boy from that one episode so i'm going to share it

 

[SaffronBurke]

What is the airborne velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[AudriTwo]

What is the airborne velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? African or European swallow?

 

[SaffronBurke]

What do you mean? African or European swallow?

European.

 

[Emberblaze]

How do you feel about talking plush Bulldogs... Asking for a friend... Ok... Maybe the friend is the talking plush bulldog...