Porn that makes you go WTF

[Jupiter551]

I saw this the other day. I need to share it.
Japanese woman pretending to be a statue getting groped and fucked in a park while one dude paints her portrait and an old couple look on...
:dontknow:
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/104223/Golden_Statue_Street_Artist_Gets_Fucked/

 

[lordmagellan]

For Japan, that is some tame ass porn. I didn't see one tentacle in that video.
I did enjoy the bit at the end: "Oh a bird must have shit on her!"

 

[Rose]

:crybaby: That seems so degrading to me.

 

[Bocefish]

Yep, that's pretty tame and lame compared to some of the Asian porn I've seen. At least she wasn't squealing and whimpering like a dying rabbit that's in most of the Asian porn scenes.

 

[Shaun__]

I did enjoy the bit at the end: "Oh a bird must have shit on her!"

I was thinking about pigeons and started laughing when I saw that.

 

[Rose]

I did enjoy the bit at the end: "Oh a bird must have shit on her!"

I was thinking about pigeons and started laughing when I saw that.

Not sure if bird shit or that is worse. :shock:

 

[Shaun__]

Not sure if bird shit or that is worse. :shock:

If I had to have one hit me I would pick bird shit.

I never understood the let me shoot this stinging salty fluid as close to your eyes as I can thing most of these videos have. Maybe it is some kind of dominance thing.

 

[Rose]

Not sure if bird shit or that is worse. :shock:

If I had to have one hit me I would pick bird shit.

I never understood the let me shoot this stinging salty fluid as close to your eyes as I can thing most of these videos have. Maybe it is some kind of dominance thing.

My roommate has an odd fixation with trying to stab me in the eye with his 24/7 so I'm pretty sure it's a dominance thing. Why else would anyone like it? "Let me rub my weiner on your eyeball so I can prove I'm stronger than you. Take it!" Lol..

 

[SoTxBob]

Thats not really much for Asian stuff.

What I dont get is why so much of the Asian culture is about honor and respect and yet, damn near all their porn is so humiliating to the girls. So much is gang bang, bukkake, or just public 'breaking' or assault of the girl. "Squealing like a dying rabbit" is a great way to describe the omnipresent sounds ... I suppose they validate it all by hiding the tiny bit in the censored fuzz and somehow that saves her honor... never mind that god knows how many random guys just used her for a cum dumpster. :?

 

[Poker_Babe]

Not sure if bird shit or that is worse. :shock:

If I had to have one hit me I would pick bird shit.

I never understood the let me shoot this stinging salty fluid as close to your eyes as I can thing most of these videos have. Maybe it is some kind of dominance thing.

Favorite place for a guy to blow his load is on my face... Kind have a fetish for it. I can't be the only female who likes that??? Any other girls out there who share this with me??? Just curious.

 

[Poker_Babe]

Here's sum porn that makes ya go wtf

 

[Jupiter551]

I realise it's "tame" for japanese porn, but it still made me wonder who the fuck thinks up this shit and/or who has a fetish for it lol

 

[AshleyMarks]

The girl didn't even look like she was enjoying it. Maybe it was a part of the whole "statue" act. But it definitely made me say WTF. Who gets turned on by that stuff? It's weird and I wouldn't be able to make a video like that. Thank goodness I live in America.

 

[Keithy]

Did you notice the shit job that artist did on drawing her?

Also best line ever from a porno: "That's not a sheep, you don't make love to it. That's a pig, you gotta fuck it!"

 

[lordmagellan]

Did you notice the shit job that artist did on drawing her?

Also best line ever from a porno: "That's not a sheep, you don't make love to it. That's a pig, you gotta fuck it!"

Yes, indeed. It looked like he drew a grey alien wearing a wig.

 

[LilyPink]

The film itself a bit rubbish but I like the idea.

 

[JoleneBrody]

She did in fact start crying mid way so... yeah.

 

[Rose]

Not sure if bird shit or that is worse. :shock:

If I had to have one hit me I would pick bird shit.

I never understood the let me shoot this stinging salty fluid as close to your eyes as I can thing most of these videos have. Maybe it is some kind of dominance thing.

Favorite place for a guy to blow his load is on my face... Kind have a fetish for it. I can't be the only female who likes that??? Any other girls out there who share this with me??? Just curious.

Facials are fine, but in that situation it was degrading, humiliating and sad. As long as you give me some warning, I'm participating and actively consenting then I don't mind a facial otherwise.

 

[LaceyRoyce]

I might get flamed for saying this but being degraded and humiliated turns me on in the right situation.

A scene that has been planned, with my consent, (and for us that means safewords established) where strangers get to humiliate me/grope me/etc would drive me nuts... and crying etc would just turn me on more. Crying from sexual humiliation is a huge turn on for me.

the porn is a bit rubbish but I really didn't think it was as terrible as people are saying..
(I should add - this porn seems to be staged and scripted, like most porn. (thus the girl does not run/scream) Which means that all parties are consenting. If i was watching a real assault not a 'fantasy' assault, my reaction would be very different. It's because I KNOW its not real, it makes it hot.)

 

[Michael_G]

http://efukt.com/20955_Clingers.html

Now thats fucked up lol, looks like shes being fucked by a tree stump

Check out the epic queefing in part 6 lmao

 

[Bocefish]

I realise it's "tame" for japanese porn, but it still made me wonder who the fuck thinks up this shit and/or who has a fetish for it lol

Other than the outdoor public sex fetishists, no clue.

The Japanese also have some sort of news anchor jizz fest fetish.

http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/video ... ws_anchor/

http://www.spankwire.com/Japanese-Repor ... deo135347/

 

[Jupiter551]

I realise it's "tame" for japanese porn, but it still made me wonder who the fuck thinks up this shit and/or who has a fetish for it lol

Other than the outdoor public sex fetishists, no clue.

The Japanese also have some sort of news anchor jizz fest fetish.

http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/video ... ws_anchor/

http://www.spankwire.com/Japanese-Repor ... deo135347/

Yeah I've seen a few of those lol, I remember on one this poor news anchor couldn't get through her report on public transport upgrades in Kobe because this one persistent fucker would come up and fuck her throat and before she could get two words out he'd zip over and do it again.

 

[Bocefish]

http://efukt.com/20955_Clingers.html

Now thats fucked up lol, looks like shes being fucked by a tree stump

Maybe I'm weird, but I think it's hawt watching a woman's inner labia "cling" like that on my cock.

 

[Jupiter551]

http://efukt.com/20955_Clingers.html

Now thats fucked up lol, looks like shes being fucked by a tree stump

Maybe I'm weird, but I think it's hawt watching a woman's inner labia "cling" like that on my cock.

Yeah, I agree, kind of. But that dude's dick was a bit wide by any standards, certainly by those of the second blonde chick. (The one that moaned "ow...ow...ow...ow")

 

[Jessi]

Her ya go! :thumbleft:

 

[Jupiter551]

interesting lol http://efukt.com/20949_The_24_Year_Old_FEMALE_Virgin.html

 

[Bocefish]

This one, at the end, made me go "Holy Shite!"

http://efukt.com/20892_Ukrainian_Girl_Got_Talent.html

 

[LaceyRoyce]

http://blog.moviefone.com/2006/02/22/vi ... hatterbox/


A friend (who will be camming with me soon!) was telling me about this movie she saw once....

 

[LilyPink]

This thread has ruined my day! I went on a click-athon and have been watching porn since.

 

[Bocefish]