pen 15 club

[PunkInDrublic]

lol anybody remember this? Got any stories about dumb shit you did when you were younger? Share them in this thread.

 

[Poker_Babe]

Ahhhhh yes the Pen 15 club!!! I got sooooooo many kids with that one hahaha! That's funny cause I got all nostalgic after reading that title.

No one ever got me with the pen 15 club, but I did get tricked with the old "if you were sitting on Santa's lap, and he sprung a boner... would you stay on or get off" question.

I was also tricked into reading out loud "I sofa king we Tod did" over and over, in front of a room full of others, totally not getting the joke until someone finally explained it to me.

For anyone not familiar with the pen 15 club...

Spoiler

you ask someone if they want to be a member of this cool new club called the pen 15 club. When they say yes, you take a permanent maker and write PEN15 on their hand, only you want to make the writing look as much like the word penis as possible.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Didn't ever hear of the pen 15 club. But i was a general asshole in middle school. One time I was in detention, which was just a small storage closet in the principal's office. I overheard they were going to do a 'surprise' locker inspection the next morning.

So I decided to take a few sticks of chalk and crush them up, put them in a baggie, and toss em in another kids locker behind his books. Yeah, they found them and assumed drugs. Sent it off to be tested. Also had a long talk with the kid. He sweated it out for several days until the results came back.

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Home economics class the 4 boys in the class were on a team baking a cake. The teacher thought we'd only fuck up one cake that way. Surprise was on her when ours turned out better than all the girls. But while making it one kid left to go to the bathroom. So we put a big gob of white frosting on the inside edge of a can of Crisco shortening. When he came back in we pretended to wonder what Crisco tasted like. Three of us took a handful of the 'Crisco' out and ate it. All three just raving over how good it tasted. He tried it too. Turns out a mouthful of actual Crisco does not taste that good. :lol:

 

[Poker_Babe]

Didn't ever hear of the pen 15 club. But i was a general asshole in middle school. One time I was in detention, which was just a small storage closet in the principal's office. I overheard they were going to do a 'surprise' locker inspection the next morning.

So I decided to take a few sticks of chalk and crush them up, put them in a baggie, and toss em in another kids locker behind his books. Yeah, they found them and assumed drugs. Sent it off to be tested. Also had a long talk with the kid. He sweated it out for several days until the results came back.

Was this kid just some poor unsuspecting innocent victim of opportunity? Or did he actually deserve it???

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Didn't ever hear of the pen 15 club. But i was a general asshole in middle school. One time I was in detention, which was just a small storage closet in the principal's office. I overheard they were going to do a 'surprise' locker inspection the next morning.

So I decided to take a few sticks of chalk and crush them up, put them in a baggie, and toss em in another kids locker behind his books. Yeah, they found them and assumed drugs. Sent it off to be tested. Also had a long talk with the kid. He sweated it out for several days until the results came back.

Was this kid just some poor unsuspecting innocent victim of opportunity? Or did he actually deserve it???

The chalk dust kid was a jerk. The Crisco Kid just went to the bathroom. :lol:

 

[HaileyRoyale]

No, never the Pen 15 club. In my school we would ask other classmates "Have you been to Pen Island.com?" and they would actually write that into the address bar and go to the website (Don't enter that website, I tried to check it and its apparently unsafe) but back then it was a porn site. :lol:
I also would tell classmates I knew a psychic, on PeterAnswers.com and would troll them while they asked away their questions, I'd ask 'Peter' and he'd give them the 'answers'. I was an evil child.

 

[TacoBelle]

I was always the bullied, not the bully, but here were some that were pretty popular:

Telling someone that their hand was the same size as their face. They put their hand in front of face. You smack it into it.
The whole "Jack is riding a horse, but gets stuck. Would you help Jack off?" <This was fucking dumb.
Squirting a ketchup packet into a girl's seat so it looked like she had started her period.

 

[MrRodry]

I think I already posted this here but I received a death threat from a small time drug dealer. I don't really know why he decided that he wanted to kill me - I think I beat up one of his pals or something - but after being chased around in the school by two guys that were carrying knives, my mom decided it was better for me to go to a private school. Good times.

 

[SaffronBurke]

In my school, it was pretty popular to tell people, "Gullible's written on the ceiling," only say it so fast that they didn't hear the first word clearly and looked up to see what the fuck was written on the ceiling.

 

[sahi]

In my school, it was pretty popular to tell people, "Gullible's written on the ceiling," only say it so fast that they didn't hear the first word clearly and looked up to see what the fuck was written on the ceiling.

Yeah we had something similar over here in the uk. Someone would ask "d'you know gullible's been taken out of the dictionary?" or something like that. Hoping someone would fall for it & say something like "oh really?".
Also other stupid shit like asking you "are you HIV?" and you'd say "no" & they'd say "are you positive?".