new scammer inspired by miss balloon aka hornyhelen

[Rose]

Hey watchdog, kiss my big fat ass!

This thread is fucking hilarious! I stuff shirt with pillows bb! Mmm better than balloons, they don't pop bb!

 

[Anonymous]

Anyone ever notice how the soon-to-be banned people on this forum have a thing for run-on sentences? :lol: I wonder if they're all the same person. LOL. And they look like such jackasses with their misspelled insults. But I "supose" they still haven't heard of this.....

 

[Nordling]

LOL Foxie. Love it. In short: "stupid people are stupid." lol

 

[Anonymous]

I've never tried BELGIAN waffles, but Eggo waffles were the shit. :mrgreen:

 

[bud9752]

"Stupid is as Stupid does"
"Momma said, 'life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.' "

 

[Rose]

I've never tried BELGIAN waffles, but Eggo waffles were the shit. :mrgreen:

Belgian waffles are soooo yummy! Mmmm now I want Waffle House. :drool:

 

[mynameisbob84]

Does this guy remind anyone else of Dwight from The Office?

 

[Nordling]

Does this guy remind anyone else of Dwight from The Office?

Ha! Almost a perfect match.

 

[JickyJuly]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Looners yet. Helen's gimmick also serves a certain fetish group.
MFCWatchdog, you seem to have an issue with the fact that women can do whatever they want and still make pals and money on MFC. Good luck taking earned tokens back from a camgirl, btw. :whistle:

 

[NoelleBright]

Does this guy remind anyone else of Dwight from The Office?

Not for me.
I like Dwight, and he's actually entertaining....This guy, not so much. Comparing him to Dwight is giving him too much credit.

 

[Jupiter551]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Looners yet. Helen's gimmick also serves a certain fetish group.
MFCWatchdog, you seem to have an issue with the fact that women can do whatever they want and still make pals and money on MFC. Good luck taking earned tokens back from a camgirl, btw. :whistle:

I actually never thought of that...I think Looners get off on the balloons and the girl popping them or whatever? I don't think Helen has actually admitted there are balloons much less exposed her loons

 

[LadyLuna]

:lol: I snorted...

And I was writing this as I read, but I'mma stop now, cause this shit is hilarious... on the second page... (finishes the rest before writing any more)

And now that I've read the rest of it, I have two things to say:

1. THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHS! This thread is hilarious!

2. I'm sorry. I'm not a ginger. I can't seem to make my camera not show me as a ginger while still keeping the color right for the rest of the room. So my choices are: a very dull room where it looks like I'm about to die and everyone runs away from boredom, or letting the camera lie about my hair color. Anyone who reads my profile finds out that I'm not really a ginger though. Does that keep me from getting fined?

 

[Mfcwatchdog]

LOL Foxie. Love it. In short: "stupid people are stupid." lol

you like to lick asses you can only dream off now what a pitty... speaking about stupid your a good example with your asslicking lol

Anyone ever notice how the soon-to-be banned people on this forum have a thing for run-on sentences? :lol: I wonder if they're all the same person. LOL. And they look like such jackasses with their misspelled insults. But I "supose" they still haven't heard of this.....

I'm sorry bb.I'm already banned and probably will get banned again but i have the wrong profession and can come right back to laugh with some stupid people here this is fun......

 

[Parsnippy]

Goodnight sweet prince. You will be missed!



Pfhahahahahahaha.

 

[StanislavJ]

You know, it's hard to pinpoint just what it is about this guy that makes him such a great foil. There's the screwy syntax, the constant misspellings, the apparent lack of a shift key on his keyboard, his petulant pouting and juvenile retorts, his utter inability to recognize his own ignorance, the masochistic streak that keeps him coming back for more abuse and ridicule, and, of course, his wonderful preoccupation with balloon-enhanced boobs. He simply has so many endearing qualities! Am I forgetting any?

 

[Mfcwatchdog]

You know, it's hard to pinpoint just what it is about this guy that makes him such a great foil. There's the screwy syntax, the constant misspellings, the apparent lack of a shift key on his keyboard, his petulant pouting and juvenile retorts, his utter inability to recognize his own ignorance, the masochistic streak that keeps him coming back for more abuse and ridicule, and, of course, his wonderful preoccupation with balloon-enhanced boobs. He simply has so many endearing qualities! Am I forgetting any?

Yes I can come in on forums where i "supose" to be banned :mrgreen: your list of things you lack is quite longer by the way.

Goodnight sweet prince. You will be missed!



Pfhahahahahahaha.

Who said i whas leaving ?

 

[MrRodry]

You know, it's hard to pinpoint just what it is about this guy that makes him such a great foil. There's the screwy syntax, the constant misspellings, the apparent lack of a shift key on his keyboard, his petulant pouting and juvenile retorts, his utter inability to recognize his own ignorance, the masochistic streak that keeps him coming back for more abuse and ridicule, and, of course, his wonderful preoccupation with balloon-enhanced boobs. He simply has so many endearing qualities! Am I forgetting any?

The lack of ability to say "Sorry CassieRamone for calling you a scammer, I suck in this dog watching MFC activity." or something like that.

 

[Anonymous]

you like to lick asses you can only dream off now what a pitty... speaking about stupid your a good example with your asslicking lol
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I'm sorry bb.I'm already banned and probably will get banned again but i have the wrong profession and can come right back to laugh with some stupid people here this is fun......

But you see, Belgian.....computer nerds usually know the difference between "your" and "you're." Just sayin'.....

Oh, and computer nerds often start off their sentences by saying "Actually..." :lol:

PUNCTUATION, DUDE...DAMN!!!

 

[Mfcwatchdog]

Stanislavj you seem to think you're old enough to be my father .... well in that case you are at least 74 years old (my father is) and in that case i ask myself what is this grandpa doing on a pornsite ? peing is the only thing that old cocks still can ..... also i saw you posting in another thread about 20 year old granddaughters hmmm do i smell a pedo here ?

The lack of ability to say "Sorry CassieRamone for calling you a scammer, I suck in this dog watching MFC activity." or something like that.

Admitted i should do that but she did read this thread saw it why didn't she just told me to shutup ?

 

[Mfcwatchdog]

you like to lick asses you can only dream off now what a pitty... speaking about stupid your a good example with your asslicking lol
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I'm sorry bb.I'm already banned and probably will get banned again but i have the wrong profession and can come right back to laugh with some stupid people here this is fun......

But you see, Belgian.....computer nerds usually know the difference between "your" and "you're." Just sayin'.....

Oh, and computer nerds often start off their sentences by saying "Actually..." :lol:

PUNCTUATION, DUDE...DAMN!!!

Sorry for living in a non English speaking country

 

[Anonymous]

Stanislavj you seem to think you're old enough to be my father .... well in that case you are at least 74 years old (my father is) and in that case i ask myself what is this grandpa doing on a pornsite ?

Well many of these "grandpas" (as you call them) tend to be generous tippers, well-mannered, and they don't do that "I'll tip big and then order the model around like a fuckin' dog" bullshit. There were like two guys who gave me a large "Happy Birthday!" tip last year, and both of them were in their 50s. Some of my favorite guys on cam sites have been about age 50 and up. And these "grandpas" who have personality, good sense of humor, and love hot naked women are AWESOME. :-D

 

[StanislavJ]

Stanislavj you seem to think you're old enough to be my father .... well in that case you are at least 74 years old (my father is)...

Not quite, my intellectually-bereft friend, but probably old enough to be your older brother, who would administer a dope slap upside yo' head every time you say something idiotic. (Which is to say, whenever you open your mouth.)

..... also i saw you posting in another thread about 20 year old granddaughters hmmm do i smell a pedo here ?

Um....lusting after a 20 year old makes one a pedophile? In reference to your earlier posts, I do know what a "troll" is, while you appear to not understand the definition of "pedophile."

The lack of ability to say "Sorry CassieRamone for calling you a scammer, I suck in this dog watching MFC activity." or something like that.

Admitted i should do that but she did read this thread saw it why didn't she just told me to shutup ?

Maybe having far better things to do with her time?

Sorry for living in a non English speaking country

Then why not try annoying a non-English speaking message board for a change? There aren't any poor souls on the Internet that you can prattle to in your native language? (Let's see....which country's official language is "incoherency?")

WOW, I don't know about the rest of you, but while I normally find cretins like this unbearable, this guy is fun to spar with -- he makes such an easy target, we should almost be ashamed. :thumbleft:

 

[StanislavJ]

Stanislavj you seem to think you're old enough to be my father .... well in that case you are at least 74 years old (my father is) and in that case i ask myself what is this grandpa doing on a pornsite ?

Well many of these "grandpas" (as you call them) tend to be generous tippers, well-mannered, and they don't do that "I'll tip big and then order the model around like a fuckin' dog" bullshit. There were like two guys who gave me a large "Happy Birthday!" tip last year, and both of them were in their 50s. Some of my favorite guys on cam sites have been about age 50 and up. And these "grandpas" who have personality, good sense of humor, and love hot naked women are AWESOME. :-D

Alas, Foxie, I fit all those qualities to a tee, save for "generous tipper." Generous in spirit; impoverished in assets. I do tip when I can, and occasionally splurge on a video, but unfortunately most of my paltry and rapidly-eroding income is tied up in investments like food, clothing and shelter. Trust me, if I ever experience a true financial windfall, I will be doing a lot of retroactive catch-up tipping to several wonderful ladies on the site. (Right now, a "financial windfall" for me is more along the lines of finding a lost quarter in the dryer...) :icon-cry:

 

[Parsnippy]

This guy is a troll. He has to be. If humans can actually be this stupid I don't want to be a part of this reality anymore.


So he has to be.

 

[Red7227]

This guy is a troll. He has to be. If humans can actually be this stupid I don't want to be a part of this reality anymore.


So he has to be.

Don't be silly, he's probably just a republican, they are at least as delusional.

 

[Red7227]

Sorry for living in a non English speaking country

We normally don't care but in your case we will make an exception.

 

[Mfcwatchdog]

Then why not try annoying a non-English speaking message board for a change? There aren't any poor souls on the Internet that you can prattle to in your native language? (Let's see....which country's official language is "incoherency?")

Wel wel the spelling nazi can't spell him self i'll help you a little "annoying" is something else then "annoy" besides a grandpa that plays the grammar officer (also self elected) what's even more pathetic ?

We normally don't care but in your case we will make an exception.

Like anybody cares what you say .....

 

[mynameisbob84]

Mr. Watchdog, sir. I think it's fair to say this thread didn't get the kind of response you were hoping for. But there's a dignified and a not so dignified way to deal with that, ya know? When I'm confronted with a situation where I don't get the response I'd hoped for, do you know what I do? I leave that girl alone and move onto the next-- I mean, I take a dignified step back, and let it go. :twocents-02cents:

 

[Nordling]

Then why not try annoying a non-English speaking message board for a change? There aren't any poor souls on the Internet that you can prattle to in your native language? (Let's see....which country's official language is "incoherency?")

Wel wel the spelling nazi can't spell him self i'll help you a little "annoying" is something else then "annoy" besides a grandpa that plays the grammar officer (also self elected) what's even more pathetic ?

We normally don't care but in your case we will make an exception.

Like anybody cares what you say .....

You also lack a sense of the difference between an occasional typo and general illiteracy. Coming from a "non-English speaking" country is no excuse for completely leaving out punctuation and misspelling. Nerds know how to use spelling checkers; thus you're not a nerd but a gimp.

And Belgians I"ve met spoke perfectly acceptable English. Maybe it's time for you to return to school? Don't they have night classes in Belgium? It'd be a better use of your time and resources than worrying about balloons.

 

[LailaBaise]

Then why not try annoying a non-English speaking message board for a change? There aren't any poor souls on the Internet that you can prattle to in your native language? (Let's see....which country's official language is "incoherency?")

Wel wel the spelling nazi can't spell him self i'll help you a little "annoying" is something else then "annoy" besides a grandpa that plays the grammar officer (also self elected) what's even more pathetic ?

The only misspelled word here is 'wel' and you wrote that. Annoying is spelled correctly. I don't get it.