Naming your genitalia

[nerdguy]

I looked using the search function that was gladly pointed out to me in another thread :lol: , and didn't find one with this topic. Have any of you ladies ever named any of your naughty bits? I know of two that named their boobs, one posts here. So, have you all ever? There are plenty of guys that have named their wangs (not me), but I'm sure that the other sex has done it too.

 

[Rose]

bj named the lady parts kitty. lol....

 

[Jupiter551]

psychologically, it seems kind of an odd thing to do

 

[Rosemary]

psychologically, it seems kind of an odd thing to do

Funnyscologically it is awesome!

And my boobs don't really have names, dunno why. They've always been lefty and righty. Kinda lame, should name them at some point or hold a small raffle to name my tits. Or just break down and call them Irma and Imogene.

However, the cooch has always been Scooter. She's my Scooter Cooter. Makes me rofl every time!

 

[LilyPink]

My boobies got named on MFC. Way and Hey, I got a tshirt printed with their names on

 

[LacieLaPlante]

Wiggly Blushing Platypus is my Pussy lmfao.

o_o

 

[QueenMeadow]

My boobs are Brittnay and Barbra... which is even more funny now that I work with both a Brit and a Barb

I have yet to name the vag... I'm thinking PickyBitch

 

[Lydia_Deetz]

My pussy has been dubbed, "the snapper."

That's right I snap dicks off :lol:

 

[Nordling]

I've never had an inclination to give my genitalia a name, but I know a lot of guys who have.

I do have a name for my pancreas, however: Morton.






:lol:

 

[ScarletVixen]

My naming of my body parts extends only to my boobage, and even then there's just "The Bigger One" and "The Other One" :lol:

 

[SatanJonez]

My boobs are Selena & Barbara. My twat is Homer. Homer came from my regulars more than myself.

 

[rumblejet]

Wiggly Blushing Platypus is my Pussy lmfao.

o_o

Makes me smile every time I hear it. Since I named it that. LMAO... There is a story behind every name.

 

[LaceyRoyce]

B1 and B2 (bananas in pajamas ..remember?)

 

[sonicscrew]

I agree with Jupiter that it seems kind of weird, psychologically.

But maybe it would be fun to figure out some Doctor Who names for my bits, keeping with my theme.

 

[Bocefish]

Lots of Homers out there

 

[nerdguy]

Bumping because there are a lot of new models since I posted this, let's see if any of them named theirs .

 

[sxycherrypie]

My boobs have been named mickey and mini and my vag is called the vagator lol.

 

[KatieBangBang]

I have names for my boobs, but not for my lady bits. My husband named my boobs David Bowie and Lady Gaga. Yes, he makes them sing to each other sometimes, but only after lots of alcohol.

 

[FrecklesXxX]

My vag goes by the name of Juice Box, thanks to the hubby :lol:

 

[RavishMeAlice]

I named my genitalia, Gillette, because it's the best a man can get .

 

[FunsizeNerd]

I refer to my vagina as a kitty, but I've never actually considered it to be the name for it. My boobies are named Pride (left) and Joy (right).

 

[DownundaDani]

My pussy is "The Boss"... and she is :-D

 

[Lydia_Deetz]

I know this thread is for naming the "down under" but I did not want to start a whole new thread for booby names :-D

I am an avid reader of http://www.thebloggess.com and Jenny has compiled a wonderful list of booby names, enjoy!

The old stand-bys:
Knockers
The girls
Bazooms
Ta-tas
Love muffins
Lady lumps
Knockers
Headlights (High Beams when it's cold out)
Jubblies
Twin Peaks
Boobs

Fun to say:
Chesticles
Breasticles
Testicles (?)
Breastasists
Chee chees
Jiggilypuffs
Tatty Bojangles
Yabos

A bit baffling:
Quaffles
Smilkies
Stretch Armstrong and The Old Spinnarooni
Nippleopians
Huey, Dewey, and Louie
Ruby Tuesdays
Millie and Mollie. (Well, that's what my gran calls hers anyway)
Jugasaurus Rex
Chest Balls
I call the left one Squishy and the right one Bubbles
My poncho boys
The hills have eyes ( o )( o )
Top Bollocks

Ew:
Flesh balloons
Milk Shakes
Snack Trays
Shirt Meat
Milk Duds
Flesh Melons
Chest nuts
Jolly Ranchers

Weirdly poetic:
The mountains that lead to the ocean
The fleshy curses of Imhotep
Heavenly Globes
Devil’s Dumplings
Elusive heaven marshmallows
The wheels of milk
Nourishment fountains
The Thunderous Glamazons

Adorable:
Sweater puppies
Sweater kittens
Sweater boobies
Sweater muffins
Sugar Lumps
The Twins
Dirty pillows

Kind of brilliant:
The Golden Girls
The Moons of Endor
Michael and Tito
Miss Lolo and Revenge
Peaches n cream
Bert and Ernie
Frick and Frack
License & Registration
Tia and Tamera (because one of them has a little mole)
Big dipper, lil dipper (because one is smaller than the other)
Biggie Smalls (see above)
San Onofre nuclear station
Thelma and Louise (because those girls are always in trouble)
Law & Order
Timon and Pumbaa
Starsky and Hutch
Hannity & Colmes
Ground Control and Major Tom
Mary Kate and Ashley
PATTY AND SELMA, BECAUSE THEY’RE ALWAYS SMOKIN’
Optimus Prime and Megatron
The Kilimanjaro Sisters
The Wonder Twins
Thing 1 & Thing 2
Tango & Cash
Jason and Freddy
Zack –n- Cody
Laverne & Shirley
Helga and her twin sister Helga (because I can’t tell them apart)
The Pointer Sisters
Caliente and Picante
Betty and Veronica
My left one is called Damon, the other one Klaus
The Avengers
Pinky and Perky
Thunder and Lightning
Gen. George S. Patton (R) and The Right Honourable Sir Winston Churchill (L)
Mr. Big (I only have one after a mastectomy, but it’s GLORIOUS.)
Smokey and the Bandit

 

[JenniCooper]

I named my boobies! Sookie (obviously a true blood fan) and Suckie.

Suckie is my right one, because my right nipple is the only one I've ever been able to successfully suck. Still working on the lefty. lol

I haven't named my lady bits yet, but I think something butterfly-ish would be appropriate. Hmmm....

 

[JenniCooper]

Lots of Homers out there

Never in a million years would I think someone would get that as a tattoo wow! lol I damn near spit my drink out.

But hey, to each their own... whatever floats your boat! As long as the guy they are with doesn't have any issue's sticking himself into, um, homers mouth