Yikes. Can I rate my own post? That WAS a pretty weak troll attempt. But eh. Low hanging fruit and all that.Cool story. Do you have more?
I'm single atm and did 'no fap' for 3 weeks for shits and giggles. I had Chaturbate open in another window for some of those days during my spank fast. No fap spank fasting is like a naughty Ramadan. Not fapping was like having a mouthful of M&Ms in my mouth without chewing them .
On the last day, I really wanted to bust a nut! I ending up decanting my balls to MaryWet on PornHub. 'Sandwich - DP! Mary's hard fuck' to be precise.
I actually fapped 4 times to that video which I think was quite a feat for one evening.
I usually go for natural hanging tits.
Low hanging fruit and all that.
Everyday and it's usually been czech gangbang/gloryhole porn. Their language is lovely to listen to.
I love my cock. It's 7.5" erect. I made an animated gif of it once to send to a girl I was cybering with. It has a seamless loop too
Man, I feel like I should be getting paid to read explicit masturbation activities and bragging about the size of your cock. When it is your job to entertain boners and help dudes wank off, coming on to the boards to read about Pornhub wanking and explicit dick details feels like working for free.
If you want to talk explicit masturbation activities and how horny you are, you will have better luck paying the lovely ladies of these boards. Like, the topic started out fine. Talking about vague masturbation habits is one thing, but the level of detail sharing in your last post feels like you want dirty talk or boner attention for free. Maybe I am wrong, but that is what it seems like. :/
Man, I feel like you should be getting paid too for your admonishing ways yet whoring yourself out simultaneously. Quite a talent.
I'm drunk posting right now.
I like you Bocefish, but that's a bit harsh mate. I'm not coming at you brother.
I post this way on other off topic forums and rustle jimmies. I've been drinking too much this month and can get a bit too explicit.
I just post to share my shits and giggles wiith other's for harmless fun.
You have a valid point paige_orion.
You should read the shit I post on a political forum without mods 0_o Exactly the same posting style.
Cam girls are not whores imo. They're not hanging on street corners giving blowjobs to randoms. They're just showing their god given beauty online. It's just harmless fun. I would honestly be ok if my gf cammed.
I'm not even sure if I'm single anymore after yesterday. I don't want a gf atm but this tall Portuguese girl I know wants to be more than friends. I'll see how that goes on Monday.
I've been on vodka/orange juice/ red bull with ice combos all night at my local pub yesterday and the pub landlord did a lock in so it went on till 3am.
Sorry if I'm not making much sense.
I'll ban myself for a month paige_orion. Sorry for offending you kitten