Labor Pain Simulation on Two Men

[NikkiBlossom]

I've never had children so I don't even know what labor pains could possibly feel like. But I do know men who are constantly saying that labor pains do probably hurt, but probably not as much as woman think. Until this two guys tried it out.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=39c_1368515756

 

[trotskyleon]

lol.

this is real pain..

 

[Brad]

I know that having kidney stones twice was no picnic.

 

[IsabellaSnow]

I empathise with you on the kidney thing, I've had a really bad kidney infection and it is extremely painful. I will say though I seriously doubt it compares to childbirth with no drugs. Neither does being kicked in the balls.

I wish they'd do one to show guys what many girls experience every month with their periods, but have it on them for a week just to show them the kind of pain. I know several girls, myself included who get chronic pain that time of the month. For me recently because of my implant it was constant for a few months, so bad I couldn't leave bed, couldn't even have a film on or read. Actually so bad that it made my stomach cramp up as well every time I'd eat. I haven't given birth yet, but even though that was agonising, I know it wasn't close to what I'd feel having a child.
One thing that makes having a child better is that it's natural. Women naturally have ways to help deal with the pain which men do not. There is also that with childbirth you have a reason for it, so mentally I assume it's nicer. And obviously there are certain painkillers that hospital provides which can make the experience a whole lot less painful.

 

[Rose]

BJ didn't believe we were in labor until one of the nurses offered to cut his balls off so he could feel it for himself. :lol: Apparently if you're not screaming bloody murder and threatening to beat your partner to death, it means you're not "really" in labor.

Epidurals are wonderful things though....

 

[Anonymous]

I wish they'd do one to show guys what many girls experience every month with their periods, but have it on them for a week just to show them the kind of pain.

OMG, YES! LOL.

 

[PunkInDrublic]

I wish we could simulate the pain men endure when women are on their periods.

 

[IsabellaSnow]

I wish we could simulate the pain men endure when women are on their periods.

unfortunately we have to deal with that part too. Girls do hang out with each other. We get just as much of it as guys do, if not more. A lot of girls take it out on their female friends as they understand and forgive it.

 

[trotskyleon]

kicked in the balls? no no,.. lol watch the video ..


to put it into perspective...there have been guys who have had broken arms, wrists and ribs by being hit by one of those balls. so imagine being hit in the balls luckily most wear a protector...as was the batsmen in that pic..however he still collasped..

toothache is unbearable or any pain related to the mouth.

i would say though generally men are more tolerant to pain.

 

[Just Me]

The few women I have known that have given birth and had kidney stones, claimed the kidney stones were more painful.

 

[IsabellaSnow]

i would say though generally men are more tolerant to pain.

Completely untrue. Women have a far higher pain threshold. There have been loads of medical studies on this. One of the reasons is that we have to deal with things like period pains, pregnancy, childbirth and honestly I would imagine that men beating women and giving them rough sex since the dawn of time has something to do with it. (Not saying all women have been beaten or have had to deal with rape/rough sex, but it's common enough that I think we've probably adapted to cope)

You think also about all the little painful/uncomfortable things women go through every day and waxing and high heels. Some men have taken to getting waxed in recent years, but most men have never done it.
The whole "take it like a man!" thing is total bullshit. Men are physically far stronger than women, and on average are probably hardier than women, but when it comes to pain men can cope with less of it. Men just aren't designed to deal with pain. Women are.

I've had a really severe tooth abscess and have had to go through a fair amount of dental surgery, so I will vouch that it is possibly the worst pain I've ever had. That and kidney infection. The only good thing about both of those is they're treatable and once they're over, they're over. Being on the implant (birth control) and having to go through constant severe menstrual pain was much harder to get through. Only slightly less painful and constant. As in bedridden doubled over in agony a lot of the time for 2 months. Fortunately it's out now and I only have to cope with that once a month again. Periods don't suck so much for every woman, but they really shouldn't be made light of as a lot of woman do go through a phase of pretty severe pain at one point in their life. Some it's every month. Guys go on about being kicked in the balls, and you can talk about tooth aches, kidney stones etc, which really really suck, but they are not every single month.

 

[Anonymous]

Hmmm, a 'Which sex can tolerate more pain?' debate...

 

[Sevrin]

The next time a guy tells a woman that a kick in the balls is worse than menstrual pain or labour, she could give his nads a wallop and see if it makes her feel any better.

 

[JickyJuly]

I think maybe the notion of getting kicked in the balls being the same is just an attempt to relate which is commendable BUT

Unless you're getting punched in the balls every few minutes with increasing strength for HOURS or DAYS, I don't think it's comparable at all. If you're having a healthy pregnancy, they tell you that the best way to decide whether it's time to go to the hospital once you're in labor is whether or not you can still manage to speak during your contractions. That's right. Don't even show up until you are in so much pain that talking during the contraction is impossible.

 

[SatanJonez]

From the men I've talked to being kicked in the balls can last awhile pain wise (a few hours). I was in full on labor for I believe almost a full day (close to 24 hrs with the pain increasing instead of fading until finally I had to pass a kid through my vagina for the grand ending). And period pain can actually be crippling for days to a full week before and during.

However, women are MADE to tolerate extreme pain when it comes to this. Otherwise women would have one kid and call it quits. :lol:

 

[Rose]

From the men I've talked to being kicked in the balls can last awhile pain wise (a few hours). I was in full on labor for I believe almost a full day (close to 24 hrs with the pain increasing instead of fading until finally I had to pass a kid through my vagina for the grand ending). And period pain can actually be crippling for days to a full week before and during.

However, women are MADE to tolerate extreme pain when it comes to this. Otherwise women would have one kid and call it quits. :lol:

I was in early labor for a week, active labor for under 6 hours and pushed for over 2. I couldn't imagine being in active labor for a day.... :shock: Woman, you have some serious kohonas. :handgestures-salute:

 

[SatanJonez]

From the men I've talked to being kicked in the balls can last awhile pain wise (a few hours). I was in full on labor for I believe almost a full day (close to 24 hrs with the pain increasing instead of fading until finally I had to pass a kid through my vagina for the grand ending). And period pain can actually be crippling for days to a full week before and during.

However, women are MADE to tolerate extreme pain when it comes to this. Otherwise women would have one kid and call it quits. :lol:

I was in early labor for a week, active labor for under 6 hours and pushed for over 2. I couldn't imagine being in active labor for a day.... :shock: Woman, you have some serious kohonas. :handgestures-salute:

I was in labor so long, several hours BEFORE I was able to push the epidural wore the fuck off. :lol: And it was like "Okay, before this hurt, but now WHAT THE FLYING FUCK GUYS!?" That plus Pitocin (something that is supposed to speed up labor/dilation but didn't seem to help me much, just made the contractions stronger) was pretty bad. The hospital I went to was more like a fast food joint for pregnant chicks. Get them in, served and get them out with a new kid as soon as possible.

Edit: see, it's funny to me now. If a guy goes through that kind of pain (at least a lot of the males I know) for that long, this far into the future they'd probably still be wincing at describing it. :lol:

 

[Rose]

From the men I've talked to being kicked in the balls can last awhile pain wise (a few hours). I was in full on labor for I believe almost a full day (close to 24 hrs with the pain increasing instead of fading until finally I had to pass a kid through my vagina for the grand ending). And period pain can actually be crippling for days to a full week before and during.

However, women are MADE to tolerate extreme pain when it comes to this. Otherwise women would have one kid and call it quits. :lol:

I was in early labor for a week, active labor for under 6 hours and pushed for over 2. I couldn't imagine being in active labor for a day.... :shock: Woman, you have some serious kohonas. :handgestures-salute:

I was in labor so long, several hours BEFORE I was able to push the epidural wore the fuck off. :lol: And it was like "Okay, before this hurt, but now WHAT THE FLYING FUCK GUYS!?" That plus Pitocin (something that is supposed to speed up labor/dilation but didn't seem to help me much, just made the contractions stronger) was pretty bad. The hospital I went to was more like a fast food joint for pregnant chicks. Get them in, served and get them out with a new kid as soon as possible.

Edit: see, it's funny to me now. If a guy goes through that kind of pain (at least a lot of the males I know) for that long, this far into the future they'd probably still be wincing at describing it. :lol:

Omg I HATE pitocin with a passion. Typing it now makes me see red. They gave it to me before the epidural and twice after delivery. Worst fucking thing ever....Whoever invented it needs to be butt fucked with no lube. :angry4:

 

[SerenaMoon]

From the men I've talked to being kicked in the balls can last awhile pain wise (a few hours). I was in full on labor for I believe almost a full day (close to 24 hrs with the pain increasing instead of fading until finally I had to pass a kid through my vagina for the grand ending). And period pain can actually be crippling for days to a full week before and during.

However, women are MADE to tolerate extreme pain when it comes to this. Otherwise women would have one kid and call it quits. :lol:

I was in early labor for a week, active labor for under 6 hours and pushed for over 2. I couldn't imagine being in active labor for a day.... :shock: Woman, you have some serious kohonas. :handgestures-salute:

I was in labor so long, several hours BEFORE I was able to push the epidural wore the fuck off. :lol: And it was like "Okay, before this hurt, but now WHAT THE FLYING FUCK GUYS!?" That plus Pitocin (something that is supposed to speed up labor/dilation but didn't seem to help me much, just made the contractions stronger) was pretty bad. The hospital I went to was more like a fast food joint for pregnant chicks. Get them in, served and get them out with a new kid as soon as possible.

Edit: see, it's funny to me now. If a guy goes through that kind of pain (at least a lot of the males I know) for that long, this far into the future they'd probably still be wincing at describing it. :lol:

Omg I HATE pitocin with a passion. Typing it now makes me see red. They gave it to me before the epidural and twice after delivery. Worst fucking thing ever....Whoever invented it needs to be butt fucked with no lube. :angry4:

Sir Henry Hallett Dale

 

[Deleted member 8603]

From the men I've talked to being kicked in the balls can last awhile pain wise (a few hours). I was in full on labor for I believe almost a full day (close to 24 hrs with the pain increasing instead of fading until finally I had to pass a kid through my vagina for the grand ending). And period pain can actually be crippling for days to a full week before and during.

However, women are MADE to tolerate extreme pain when it comes to this. Otherwise women would have one kid and call it quits. :lol:

I was in early labor for a week, active labor for under 6 hours and pushed for over 2. I couldn't imagine being in active labor for a day.... :shock: Woman, you have some serious kohonas. :handgestures-salute:

I was in labor so long, several hours BEFORE I was able to push the epidural wore the fuck off. :lol: And it was like "Okay, before this hurt, but now WHAT THE FLYING FUCK GUYS!?" That plus Pitocin (something that is supposed to speed up labor/dilation but didn't seem to help me much, just made the contractions stronger) was pretty bad. The hospital I went to was more like a fast food joint for pregnant chicks. Get them in, served and get them out with a new kid as soon as possible.

Edit: see, it's funny to me now. If a guy goes through that kind of pain (at least a lot of the males I know) for that long, this far into the future they'd probably still be wincing at describing it. :lol:

My friend was in labor for over 48 hours.
The epidural wore off after about 8.
Sometime after 48 hours she ended up getting a c section.

I could hear her yelling from the waiting room for a VERY long time...

 

[MsAllyCat]

Actually contractions are bad, but it's those slow agonising minutes when the fucker is crowning, ripping your perinium, vagina to asshole, that could be put down as seriously ouchy. The best bit is after the head comes out and they tell you to wait wait wait push push, just the shoulders now.

Okay, tearing never happened to me. But yeah, a drug free childbirth. I don't think there is any debate that could possibly hurt more than a cricket ball to the nuts. (That said, that is fantastic footage and obviously excruciating).

 

[camstory]

I don't think it comes close to child birth, but I have been hit square in the nuts maybe only a handful of times in my life, and it will make you puke with pain, when you catch em just right. Hadn't done that in many years until about a week ago. I have been involved in a battle with a horde of small pantry moths. I have become very good at clapping them out of the air, and I also have become ragefully driven when ever I see one. It is not uncommon to hear me bark in a loud voice, "Come on you little cocksucker, get a little closer mother fucker and you'er through,,, I'll take your ass out bitch!!!" So when I missed one last week, and it lit on the front of my shorts, I made a quick slap at it. I could not have hit myself any more directly in the left nad if there had been a bulls-eye painted on it. Not child birth, but for about 10 minutes I felt like I had a mop wringer around my guts and there was a big angry man jumping on the handle.

 

[Rose]

Actually contractions are bad, but it's those slow agonising minutes when the fucker is crowning, ripping your perinium, vagina to asshole, that could be put down as seriously ouchy. The best bit is after the head comes out and they tell you to wait wait wait push push, just the shoulders now.

Okay, tearing never happened to me. But yeah, a drug free childbirth. I don't think there is any debate that could possibly hurt more than a cricket ball to the nuts. (That said, that is fantastic footage and obviously excruciating).

I got lucky and didn't have any perinium tearing, but I did end up needing multiple stitches all over my cervix and the upper part of my vulva tore really bad. I'm not very anxious to be able to see my genitals again since the vulva tearing is in an easily see-able location. :/ Also, I kept pushing when they told me to wait.... It wasn't really something I could help at that point. It was just sort of happening on its own.

Yes, I'm aware that's graphic. No, I don't care if I grossed anyone out. That kind of stuff and worse happens and this is a thread about labor pains.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Unless you're getting punched in the balls every few minutes with increasing strength for HOURS

Well, there are some videos on the internet...

 

[Anonymous]

There's a ballbusting fetish. :? Years ago I saw an ad about it on Craigslist. Someone wanted to pay for what I think was supposed to be a 2-hour video shoot where a woman wearing heels kicks a guy in the balls. I'm not sure if they meant actually being kicked for 2 hours straight...or if her total time spent at the location (signing waivers and shit) would be 2 hours.

 

[Brad]

I will never know the pain of child birth and that's just fine by me.
:thumbleft:

I've had enough experience with pain and still deal with it daily. It's why I have a script for Norco. In my experience kidney stone pain was by far the worse which was why I mentioned it. That is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of personal pain. For me it was crippling pain which is why I was hooked up to a morphine drip machine. It is worse then the pain of getting hit in the balls mainly because the pain doesn't subside as quickly. Getting hit hard in the balls hurts like hell but it is an intense pain that subsides in usually less then a day. And hell yes it can make you puke. Been there and that is not fun. And yes I know of the fetish, yes I have seen the videos, and yes those guys are totally insane! (I get a shiver even thinking about it)
:shock:

Someone mentioned tooth pain and I agree there too. Especially after recently experiencing it again. I have arthritis in my lower back and my knees. My knees ache when rain is coming but that pain is not terrible. That mostly just keeps me from being able to sleep some nights. I also have long term lower back pain but that is more of a dull pain usually. It often feels like a sunburn. At it's worse the pain will shoot down my left leg when the disc bulges but it isn't unbearable. It's more of a major annoyance then it is intense pain but it can get exhausting on the rare occasion where it lasts for more then a week. Usually when it bulges it shrinks back down after a few days or so.

Kidney stones, a bad tooth ache, and getting hit hard in the nuts are the worse ones I have experienced. Back pain, knee pain, and all the broken bones are farther down the list. (broken ribs really suck though) There may be far worse pain out there but I really do not want to know first hand. I would guess that child birth pain is worse then all of those from what women have said but thankfully I don't have to find that one out for myself.

 

[IsabellaSnow]

I think this thread has kind of gone off the point. I don't understand why everything has to be a pissing contest on who has had the most pain. Some people go through their lives never feeling that bad pain, most people go through a few painful situations (like kidney stones, tooth problems etc) and have periods of having something that causes discomfort, like back/joint pain. Both men and women get these problems, the difference with women is they also get period pains and the pain of childbirth on top of all the other sucky things it means to be human.

Women bearing children is an incredible thing, and any woman who puts herself through that much pain is doing it for the end result. It is the greatest present she can ever give a man. I think this should be less about who gets more pain but about respecting the burden that all women have to face if they want children. It's all very easy for men to say "yeah I want kids, I want at least 2!" because their part in it is relatively easy. I will say that if you are a kind and supportive man you will try and make the burden easier and more pleasant for the woman who's carrying your child by caring for her, being supportive when she has mood swings, cravings etc, and not bitching and whining about it, but being happy that you're doing the best you can and working the hardest you can to help bring your child into the world. You should know that the stress will never be as bad as actually carrying the child yourself, but at least you've tried your best. Otherwise you don't really deserve children, and you don't really deserve a penis in my opinion.

Periods are also something that comes into this category. You cannot compare it to any pain you bare because you don't bare it. Being hit in the balls sounds like an incredibly painful thing, but it's like stubbing a toe, it hurts, but you try and be careful not to let it happen. It's a one off accident. With periods you cannot do that. You can try different forms of contraception which can make it better, but which often make it worse. When people say they can throw up from the pain of being kicked in the balls, I often cannot eat when I'm on my period because the pain is so intense I would want to throw up (something I physically cannot do) and my stomach would cramp up even more. That area is very close to your stomach so it can give you all sorts of problems. What I had was not normal, but it has happened to quite a few people I know. Periods are the curse that is what means we can create children. If you are a man who would like a child then you should be respectful of them. Unfortunately they're not an illness, they're not something we can bare through and then it's over. This is it. For the rest of our lives.
As much as I empathise that there are all sorts of different pains, this is not what we're talking about. I personally find it pretty insensitive when the moment a conversation comes onto period pains or childbirth guys start saying "well I've had this and this". I'm sympathetic, but it's not really relevant. Is it that hard to say "I really respect women for what they get born having to cope with and I feel fortunate and appreciate that I don't have to go through this."? or something to that extent.

 

[TashaDutch]

i feel this is very appropriate...

 

[TashaDutch]

i agree so much with everything issabella is saying... also...
if you really wanna compare the ball kicking to labour or periods... try taking it every 5 minutes for atleast 5 hours (labour)
or every 2 hours for up to 7 days (periods)
i'm aware that men are usually stronger when it come to conflicted pain on the outside of the body
but there is also alot of proof that women take pain on the inside alot better
think about having a fever, a flu.. or whatever... overall men get alot more dramatic about it

 

[camstory]

I wasn't really even posting to the topic- I just thought it was a good opportunity to tell what I thought was a sort of funny story of how a tiny moth caused me to whack myself in the nads.