Kota's Hearse

[SirLes]

Someone on twitter asked Kota why she needed a chip-in for her car and she posted this in reply. Check it out, this is the most awesome hearse and owner I have ever seen.

Funeral Ode (seen in a hot rodder mag when I was a teenager and adapted here to suit)
If I should die before the rest of you should
Just nail my bod in a box of wood.
Tell all my friends the terrible news
And invite them 'round for food and booze.
You can prop me up by the stereo
And play the music as loud as it will go
When it's time for the funeral run
I'll ride with Kota in her Chevy hearse.
And if you can find a place that ain't paved over,
You can lay me 'neath the proverbial clover.

Kota's message
http://rottenmorgue.tumblr.com/post/15258466789/okay-so-i-never-have-asked-anything-like-this-on

 

[missmeowmixx]

oh fuck yeah...

there's a hearse club out there somewhere, and the guy in charge of it has a flamethrower and a loudspeaker mounted on the roof. it's pretty great..... i'd kill to see Kota mod that hearse into a purple stripey d00m-mobile.

Jealous!! :angry4: :angry4:

 

[BloodRed87]

Looks like someone already chipped in to the whole thing! Lucky Kota.

I'm also jealous of her. If I ever start driving, I want to be driving a hearse. :evil5:

 

[Shaun__]

Looks like someone already chipped in to the whole thing! Lucky Kota.

I'm also jealous of her. If I ever start driving, I want to be driving a hearse. :evil5:

She does not have a limit on the chip in, so she is still collecting. I had a used car once that stayed in the shop. It seemed like every time I put it in there something else would break while they were repairing it. I finally gave up on it and promised myself I would never buy another car from a preacher.

 

[EvaLee]

Gosh she's so incredible.

Not to mention her shoes in that photo is making me wet the panties. :drool:

 

[AmberCutie]

Gosh she's so incredible.

Not to mention her shoes in that photo is making me wet the panties. :drool:

I just hope she doesn't try driving with them!

 

[JoleneBrody]

Gosh she's so incredible.

Not to mention her shoes in that photo is making me wet the panties. :drool:

I just hope she doesn't try driving with them!

Hahaha! I was totally scrolling down to type this same thing!
She's such a cutie patootie.

 

[Paulie Walnuts]

She's gonna need a bottomless chip in for the gasoline to drive that beast.
:lol:

 

[Bocefish]

She's gonna need a bottomless chip in for the gasoline to drive that beast.
:lol:

I was thinking the same thing. Then again, I've never looked under the hood of one of those Cadillac hearses. It's not as if they need to go very fast, lol, but it probably does have have a big V8 in there. I know Ford sells a Lincoln Town Car with a special "hearse package" that comes with a Triton V10 truck engine.

 

[Rose]

Holy crap! That's just the coolest thing ever, just amazing. Wow!

 

[SirLes]

She's gonna need a bottomless chip in for the gasoline to drive that beast.
:lol:

I was thinking the same thing. Then again, I've never looked under the hood of one of those Cadillac hearses. It's not as if they need to go very fast, lol, but it probably does have have a big V8 in there. I know Ford sells a Lincoln Town Car with a special "hearse package" that comes with a Triton V10 truck engine.

A small block V8 would pull it well enough. Keep her tuned properly, correct tyre pressures, good gear box, easy on the throttle she should be ok. Do the heads to suit unleaded petrol and run premium as older motors run better on it and in the end use less fuel than the standard type fuel.