Is there any model who would like to be reviewed on our site?

[xpimp]

The dude signed up on this forum doesn't even have an @ myporngeek . com email address. As his namesake suggests, he is just a pimp bringing in reviews. And you know what, in hindsight, he IS asking girls here if they're interested, so maybe he isn't the problem. Well he isn't THAT problem.

Sorry but in any way i'm not a pimp ) I probably watched too much Snoop Dogg clips and that guy probably inspired me unconsciously. You will be amazed that this so called "pimp" guy has a wife and daughter and works for mrporngeek.com website to help bringing in more reviews. So regarding reviews, you re right but in any case not "pimping" anybody. It is purely optional.

 

[xpimp]

He literally says he runs the website and does all the reviews himself on the website.

Let me explain to you something: that is called personal speaking with your audience so that the potential clients who land on the site feel like the "narrator" speaks with them directly. It is a marketing technique. And no, actually no text on that site is written by me. If you look closer at my style of writing, i'm sure you will notice the differences.

 

[xpimp]

So tell me. How does this amateur picture bring in clients? She is hunched over and puffing on an ecig. She doesn't look like she is engaged with her room. And her friend is on her phone. HOW DOES THIS MAKE IT INTERESTING? Like I said, it looks like you were in her room for ten seconds and said "meh good enough." If I was trying to get a picture for a review that I was creating to MAKE A PROFIT I would make sure it's the hottest screen grab I could take that shows her personality. I've been in Jessie's room a lot. She is usually all smiles and bubbly. This picture only make her and her friend look bored and uninterested.

My husband runs three affiliates all on his own. I also have two I manage on my own. It's not hard. So you aren't convincing me. Also who is management? Are they mysterious cloaked figures who tell you what to think? Your site appears to be a ripped off version of theporndude.com. Also your code is basic and isn't complicated at all.

You know, i asked this myself so i had to show this post also to the management and was told the following: new modern clients have an ecig smoking fetish, they love to pay girls to watch them how they vape. Personally, i have no idea if that is so. You as a model probably know better if that i's the case. I don't know these latest trends fetishes.

 

[AerynShade]

"Management" sounds like a dumbass.

 

[AudriTwo]

You know, i asked this myself so i had to show this post also to the management and was told the following: new modern clients have an ecig smoking fetish, they love to pay girls to watch them how they vape. Personally, i have no idea if that is so. You as a model probably know better if that i's the case. I don't know these latest trends fetishes.

That is super niche. If that was his reasoning, than why is it not mentioned in the review? It appears sloppy. I don't buy "management's" reasoning for one second. The review says she is cute. THAT PICTURE DOESN'T SAY CUTE. So how can the reader take the reviewer seriously with that dumb looking photo.

It's lazy.

 

[xpimp]

That is super niche. If that was his reasoning, than why is it not mentioned in the review? It appears sloppy. I don't buy "management's" reasoning for one second. The review says she is cute. THAT PICTURE DOESN'T SAY CUTE. So how can the reader take the reviewer seriously with that dumb looking photo.

It's lazy.

You may be right but, for a second, i put myself in the place of a client for example and maybe i don t want to see that girl in her uber best photos, with ultra make ups made by a professional photographer, maybe i want to see a simple girl, not having any artificial beauty and speak with the real her, exactly how she looks...simple and natural. Now this is my thinking, personally i'm not a client to understand what are their requests, just stating how a normal guy would want to see a girl.

 

[AudriTwo]

 

[AmberCutie]

Sorry but in any way i'm not a pimp ) I probably watched too much Snoop Dogg clips and that guy probably inspired me unconsciously. You will be amazed that this so called "pimp" guy has a wife and daughter and works for mrporngeek.com website to help bringing in more reviews. So regarding reviews, you re right but in any case not "pimping" anybody. It is purely optional.

You're taking the word and accusation way too literally. lol

 

[xpimp]

You're taking the word and accusation way too literally. lol

Yes, probably because i also didn't understood at the beginning how a guy which uses for fun a "pimp" nickname can be actually considered a real pimp )

 

[xpimp]

lol what's with all the pictures of models decapitated? Is that some kind of fetish draw?

To respond to your question, no, that's not a fetish. I was informed that some of the models didn't want to have their face depicted in the photos.

 

[AmberCutie]

Yes, probably because i also didn't understood at the beginning how a guy which uses for fun a "pimp" nickname can be actually considered a real pimp )

I promise you, 100% people were not saying you manage a handful of actual call girls or sex workers.

 

[JoleneBrody]

To respond to your question, no, that's not a fetish. I was informed that some of the models didn't want to have their face depicted in the photos.

I can confirm that some of the models did not want to be depicted at all.
If you are not the site owner but you are interested in affiliate revenue, I honestly think you could do much better being an affiliate elsewhere or on your own. I'm assuming you are having to split affiliate rev with the owner on your referred reviews... and that's fine and dandy but don't think you HAVE to work for someone else who has shady practices and absolute shit taste. He's lying BTW, he didn't pick that screen shot he's just lazy and doesn't care and the proof is in some of the REALLY bad ones, Jessie's isn't even that bad.

Affiliate marketing is kind of a self employed one man job, if you're gonna split your rev split it with someone that deserves it and doesn't steal.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Yes, probably because i also didn't understood at the beginning how a guy which uses for fun a "pimp" nickname can be actually considered a real pimp )

"promoting" sex workers while benefitting from our work monetarily yet bringing no tangible benefit to us = being an e-pimp. That's what makes us call you a pimp. Pimps provide no real benefit to sex workers while still profiting from our labor. Pimps make a sex worker think she needs him when she absolutely does NOT. That's what you're doing here. We call them like we see them.

You know, i asked this myself so i had to show this post also to the management and was told the following: new modern clients have an ecig smoking fetish, they love to pay girls to watch them how they vape. Personally, i have no idea if that is so. You as a model probably know better if that i's the case. I don't know these latest trends fetishes.

Funny, when people ask me to smoke on cam and all I have is my Ecig, they leave. If I ask if they want me to smoke a cigarette or Ecig, they pick cigarette 100% of the time. Hell, given the choice between Marlboro and American Spirit, they pick Marlboro even though American Spirit burns slower. Vaping is less of a fetish and more of a trend. People who want to watch girls smoke want to see them smoke something bad for them.

 

[Sevrin]

Yes, probably because i also didn't understood at the beginning how a guy which uses for fun a "pimp" nickname can be actually considered a real pimp )

If you don't think people pay attention to names, try calling yourself "xpedophile" the next time you join a message board. If you thought explaining away "pimp" was tricky, see how many people go for the "that's just an old nickname" line with that one.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Would anyone like to appear on my forthcoming website, PimpDaddyBsBitchSlutSelection.com? (I'm gonna get some PDBBSS flyers made up and post them through my neighbour's letterboxes to get the word out tomorrow. The management have already expressed to me the importance of effective marketing). Basically, the more content that you turn a blind eye to me pirating (or better yet, just send me for free), the better the review you get.

The reviews themselves will make use of a revolutionary new rating system tentatively branded BobCock1.0. I'll take various pictures of my penis in escalating states of arousal. A picture of my flaccid penis next to a model's image that I've grabbed from their live stream denotes 4/10 (on account of my flaccid penis measuring four inches*). A picture of my semi-erect penis denotes a 7/10, and an image of my fully erect penis denotes a 10/10 review (denoted by my penis being displayed in its full, ten inch splendour*).

*Images will be doctored. I'll simply take pictures of my five inch penis and enlarge the image by 200%, then super-impose a 12 inch Subway sandwich with a bite taken out of it in to the foreground. The false perspective will trick the human eye in to registering a ten inch penis (when fully erect), thus maintaining the integrity of the BobCock1.0 ratings system.

 

[ExcellaExe]

I need to remember not to drink hot coco when I come to this forum. Just spewed all over my screen. Good job, Bob.

 

[AudriTwo]

Would anyone like to appear on my forthcoming website, PimpDaddyBsBitchSlutSelection.com? (I'm gonna get some PDBBSS flyers made up and post them through my neighbour's letterboxes to get the word out tomorrow. The management have already expressed to me the importance of effective marketing). Basically, the more content that you turn a blind eye to me pirating (or better yet, just send me for free), the better the review you get.

The reviews themselves will make use of a revolutionary new rating system tentatively branded BobCock1.0. I'll take various pictures of my penis in escalating states of arousal. A picture of my flaccid penis next to a model's image that I've grabbed from their live stream denotes 4/10 (on account of my flaccid penis measuring four inches*). A picture of my semi-erect penis denotes a 7/10, and an image of my fully erect penis denotes a 10/10 review (denoted by my penis being displayed in its full, ten inch splendour*).

*Images will be doctored. I'll simply take pictures of my five inch penis and enlarge the image by 200%, then super-impose a 12 inch Subway sandwich with a bite taken out of it in to the foreground. The false perspective will trick the human eye in to registering a ten inch penis (when fully erect), thus maintaining the integrity of the BobCock1.0 ratings system.

 

[Nikola Tesla]

People who want to watch girls smoke want to see them smoke something bad for them.

Do you mean cigarettes?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Do you mean cigarettes?

Yep! And the worse the particular cigarettes are for you, the better, for many with a smoking fetish.

 

[DonaDiabla]

Your post is hilarious. However, using urban stereotypes do not justify calling yourself xpimp. Also, you do understand that Snoop Dogg was never a pimp, right? He used to hang out with real pimp Don Magic Juan and he inspired some of his late 90s/early 2000s songs. So, your urban stereotyping is pretty hilarious within itself. By the way, pimping is not something respectful sex workers want to be associated it with.Also, what is up with you being almost proud that you associated yourself with e-pimping? So, maybe you should be more tactful next time with your name and site branding?

Sorry but in any way i'm not a pimp ) I probably watched too much Snoop Dogg clips and that guy probably inspired me unconsciously. You will be amazed that this so called "pimp" guy has a wife and daughter and works for mrporngeek.com website to help bringing in more reviews. So regarding reviews, you re right but in any case not "pimping" anybody. It is purely optional.

 

[pimpinggirlssince1999]

whos been saying what ? anyone seen vicky V ?

 

[MDouble00]

I haven't been able to figure out how these sites ever benefit the model. The promoter always indicates that they will drive more people to the model, but unless the promoting entity already has hundreds of thousands of people on the site it won't help at all.

It's like a model who has 50k followers being approached by a promoter with 1k, who really gets the rub?

I'm sure there might be guys that frequent cams looking for a site that reviews cam sites and maybe even models. which for the purpose of clarification that is more a consumer (client/fans) need than the product (models) need.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I haven't been able to figure out how these sites ever benefit the model. The promoter always indicates that they will drive more people to the model, but unless the promoting entity already has hundreds of thousands of people on the site it won't help at all.

They don't. They're nothing but annoyances on the backside of humanity.

 

[Chablook]

I am looking forward to one of you brave ladies emailing this person and posting the screenshots of what "Management" has to say.

 

[MFCGod]

You might want to consider taking "pimp" out of your username if you want camgirls to see you as a friendly face...

I agree, makes him sound a bit pompous - MFCGod

 

[MFCGod]

Just looked at the site and a couple of reviews

"Tuning in to AwesomeKate is something that so many guys love to do while they drift off to sleep."

If your site was satire it would be quite good lol

 

[YelloMit]

No Audri, this site is not a one man job if you would look close. The management informed me that amateur photos are more interesting for the potential clients then the best looking ones.

 

[AwesomeKate]

Just looked at the site and a couple of reviews

"Tuning in to AwesomeKate is something that so many guys love to do while they drift off to sleep."

If your site was satire it would be quite good lol

Am I not relaxing?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Am I not relaxing?

Your singing could lull me into a relaxing slumber, yes. However the boob resting on the crook of the guitar usually counteracts that and keeps me alert.

Edit: deleted photo.

 

[AwesomeKate]

Your singing could lull me into a relaxing slumber, yes. However the boob resting on the crook of the guitar usually counteracts that and keeps me alert.

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Wow, what an unflattering photo of me.