If I could swap sex for a day, I would.....

[DudeExtreme]

I*attempt to get a blowjob or get laid, either or both is fine

aha, using the word "attempt" is good here As man you need to work hard and invest a lot to make that happen, one day is to short to accomplish such an ambitious target.

Mmm I don't think that's true. As a woman I am a genius at pulling both guys and girls, I also know how women work, what turns us on, what kinds of guys we like and what kinds of girls are the ones who like giving head/having lots of sex. Oh and don't forget, if I were a guy I'd be seriously hot. You only have to look as far as my brother and father to realise that the male genes in my family=very good looking people. I don't think as a guy I'd have any trouble pulling women.
I think sure, it would be harder to sleep with a woman than a man, but then there's also the fact that most men are not hot. Most men are average or even ugly. A lot of girls are very hot, and not just because of make up. Women generally are the fairer sex. And women are much better in bed than guys. So sure, as a woman I have a lot higher a chance of having bad sex with an average looking man, but as a man you have a lot higher a chance of having amazing sex with a hot woman, because there are so many more of them, it's just statistics.

A guy could be super hot but if you have don't the confidence to speak to women or believe the haters that you are not attractive his chances have just went down even in areas where women out number men 2 to 1.

 

[LadyLuna]

but as a man you have a lot higher a chance of having amazing sex with a hot woman, because there are so many more of them, it's just statistics.

That's assuming that the woman is willing to sleep with the man who is not very attractive...

Which, while they are willing to do so, they usually require some sort of relationship first. Or at least a couple beers.

 

[Shaun__]

I*attempt to get a blowjob or get laid, either or both is fine

aha, using the word "attempt" is good here As man you need to work hard and invest a lot to make that happen, one day is to short to accomplish such an ambitious target.

Mmm I don't think that's true. As a woman I am a genius at pulling both guys and girls, I also know how women work, what turns us on, what kinds of guys we like and what kinds of girls are the ones who like giving head/having lots of sex. Oh and don't forget, if I were a guy I'd be seriously hot. You only have to look as far as my brother and father to realise that the male genes in my family=very good looking people. I don't think as a guy I'd have any trouble pulling women.
I think sure, it would be harder to sleep with a woman than a man, but then there's also the fact that most men are not hot. Most men are average or even ugly. A lot of girls are very hot, and not just because of make up. Women generally are the fairer sex. And women are much better in bed than guys. So sure, as a woman I have a lot higher a chance of having bad sex with an average looking man, but as a man you have a lot higher a chance of having amazing sex with a hot woman, because there are so many more of them, it's just statistics.

I do not think there is a number for the amount of hot people for either sex. It really comes down to your personal preference and location as to how many there are. I also think personality and intelligence can also push average up to great, and those can not be seen with a casual glance. Life experiences can greatly change how you view people as well, so your individual numbers can shift over time.

 

[LadyLuna]

I do not think there is a number for the amount of hot people for either sex. It really comes down to your personal preference and location as to how many there are. I also think personality and intelligence can also push average up to great, and those can not be seen with a casual glance. Life experiences can greatly change how you view people as well, so your individual numbers can shift over time.

The thing is, if you only have a day, then you have to go with first glances.

While you are correct, which is why I never go by first glances, Isabella is just talking about physical attraction. The average woman is better to look at than the average man. It's actually genetics: way the hell back then, for a woman to get a man, she had to look good, so bad looks were bred out, for the most part. But for a man to get a woman, he just had to grab her. (we're talking cavemen days here). So the only thing that bred true for men was having enough strength to hold the women down.

Even now- men tend to look at whether they'll fuck based on the way the women look, but since most women look at least decent, they have a lot of choice. They can be more picky about how their women look. But women don't tend to go by looks most of the time. Oh sure, they go by looks if they want a fling, but most women over 25 aren't looking for a fling. They're looking for something real. And a lot of women between 18 and 25 are also looking for something real. They want the man who's going to care for them, protect them, and love them. A man who can fix physical things, and a man who can talk well.

So, for us women thinking about what it would be like to be a man for a day... well... we know what women want. And we know that it takes TIME to get a woman. If we're only going to be male for a day, we don't HAVE the time to go off that.

Think about it: what's the women's reaction to a man who says "I know what women want"? We think he's a pompous ass who only thinks he knows what a woman wants. We need him to not say that he knows he, he needs to show that he knows it, and that takes time.

 

[Shaun__]

I do not think there is a number for the amount of hot people for either sex. It really comes down to your personal preference and location as to how many there are. I also think personality and intelligence can also push average up to great, and those can not be seen with a casual glance. Life experiences can greatly change how you view people as well, so your individual numbers can shift over time.

The thing is, if you only have a day, then you have to go with first glances.

The one day limit is why I decided I would have a quiet day of relaxing fun and not go out looking for hot lesbian sex.

First the obvious I have no idea how women's bodies work and would not know what to do without experimentation. Men's bodies are even worse for the inexperienced that thing starts out with a hair trigger, so even if you smooth talk your way into a sexual situation using inside knowledge of women it may not be of much help. It takes time to learn how to be either gender.

Secondly none of my clothes will fit right, my ID will be useless, and I do not know how to do hair or make up.

 

[DudeExtreme]

I do not think there is a number for the amount of hot people for either sex. It really comes down to your personal preference and location as to how many there are. I also think personality and intelligence can also push average up to great, and those can not be seen with a casual glance. Life experiences can greatly change how you view people as well, so your individual numbers can shift over time.

The thing is, if you only have a day, then you have to go with first glances.

The one day limit is why I decided I would have a quiet day of relaxing fun and not go out looking for hot lesbian sex.

First the obvious I have no idea how women's bodies work and would not know what to do without experimentation. Men's bodies are even worse for the inexperienced that thing starts out with a hair trigger, so even if you smooth talk your way into a sexual situation using inside knowledge of women it may not be of much help. It takes time to learn how to be either gender.

Secondly none of my clothes will fit right, my ID will be useless, and I do not know how to do hair or make up.

What I plan 95% of the time never works out. I would be lucky enough just to figure out my bra size for the first day.

 

[mynameisbob84]

I would put things in mah vagina to see what it felt like. Actually, I'd spend an hour or three in Pussy Town just seeing what felt good and then write that shit down for future reference. You know, just in case I ever have sex again. It would be nice to have some idea what I'm actually doing :?

I'd attempt to pee standing up. Just to see if having a vagina really makes it that difficult or if women are secretly just lazy and use anatomy as an excuse to sit down and chill while they pee :dance:

I'd go to a concert and flash my tits in an attempt to get on the big screen

I'd record a voice mail of female me talking about what a great fuck male me is and then once I'm male again I'd "accidentally" play back the voice mail on loudspeaker whenever a sexy lady was in ear shot

 

[southsamurai]

severely off topic here

am i the only guy that prefers unique appearances over the normative? luna is right most guys tend to go for looks first, and im no exception, but what i consider hot is so atypical im beginning to wonder if im nuts lol

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

severely off topic here

am i the only guy that prefers unique appearances over the normative? luna is right most guys tend to go for looks first, and im no exception, but what i consider hot is so atypical im beginning to wonder if im nuts lol

Pffft dude u are far from nuts
Besides who tells u what is hot? Beer Commercials, Sport Illustrated...FHM magazine or whatever its called, shitty movies and worse television shows...they TRY and tell you whats beautiful? F. them...right in the B-hole. You are not a sheep.
Your heart and head wants what they want...and maybe that little caveman WAYYYYYY in the back of ur noggin' that pops his head up every once in a while and say "ME LIKES HER, Grunt!" Listen to him, roll with it, he is a part of you as well.

Don't worry about the weirdness because it isn't weird, EMBRACE IT

 

[Kickaz]

Some of the guys replies are hilarious here!
I would masturbate
I would ask my best friend if she wants to have sex with me and give me a blow job.
I would wanna try peeing like a dude.
I would measure my dick.

Yes almost all are sexual..... Cause I'm secretly a perv

 

[RogueWarrior]

Pretty much, go purchase a Hitachi and several other toys. Spend the rest of the day in bed with some good wine trying to figure it all out.

One day is either not enough or way too much.

 

[morment]

Pretty much, go purchase a Hitachi and several other toys. Spend the rest of the day in bed with some good wine trying to figure it all out.

One day is either not enough or way too much.

I'm kind of surprised nobody else mentioned that earlier

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Women's restrooms are DISGUSTING. That is a fact. Sometimes they will decorate them but don't let that fool you-- anyone who says women don't poop has clearly never been confronted with a dinosaur turd in a public bathroom.

Could not agree more. When I was still in high school I took a part time summer job doing janitorial work at a small strip mall. Had to clean two different women's and two different men's bathrooms every night. For three months the women's was WAY messier every single night.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Give birth. That way I could finally end the debate about which sex has to endure more pain. Shooting a kid out or getting kicked in the nuts, either way I'd finally know.

 

[FrenchKitty]

Give birth. That way I could finally end the debate about which sex has to endure more pain. Shooting a kid out or getting kicked in the nuts, either way I'd finally know.

Rofl...... good luck.
Most are sexual because it's a sex change right? What difference does it make going to the bank as a man.....oh wait. I know.
1: go beat up every douchebag that ever used muscle strenght to control me/scare me into submission/wordlessly hint that they COULD hurt me if they wanted to so I'd better behave.
2: Fix all the things. Go intimidate my owner into changing my boiler, for instance.
3: have a wank and a beer and relax a little.
4: think "meh, socks on the floor give this living room a nice manly touch"

 

[DudeExtreme]

I think I know exactly what I would do......Buy a hitachi and go at it. Low at first and high if needed. That way, I don't have to deal with guys on that day.

 

[Jobs4Adults.com]

I would be curious how much money I could get doing all day webcam shows....

 

[RoseCavilla]

If I changed sex for a day, knowing my luck, I would be on my period.

But let's see:

I would try to get as much free shit from stupid guys as I possibly could (drinks, food, maybe even clothes or something)
I would nag several men to see if women just enjoy it
I would play with my boobs all day, probably my clitoris too
Try to pick up guys while being super awkward (Hi, I'm looking to have children, what do you say? I have a full blown breakout of genital herpes, you still in?)
I want to see if womens' restrooms are nicer than mens'
I would fart and poop in a very public place, just to prove it once and for all
Get laid but fake an orgasm
Tell all of my friends how small/big his dick was

I should have a larger list than this. I'll add more as I think of it

Women's restrooms are DISGUSTING. That is a fact. Sometimes they will decorate them but don't let that fool you-- anyone who says women don't poop has clearly never been confronted with a dinosaur turd in a public bathroom.

This. Ugh. Quick detour: I went out to eat a few years ago and in the ladies' room saw a piping hot and stinky pile of poo ON THE TOILET SEAT. What da fuck is up with that?

 

[LadyLuna]

complete topic change:

I have never been able to figure out, if I accidentally hit the seat, if I should leave it or clean it up. I always go with clean it up, but then I think "but then the next person won't even KNOW that they're sitting where I accidentally (peed/pooped)."

So I honestly can't figure out which is worse. I liked the one bathroom, they actually had lysol in the corner, so I could give the seat a once-over before and after (before in case the first person didn't, after in case the next one is too lazy )

Okay, back to the program:

I'd like to be able to keep the sex change until I manage to get laid. See how long it takes me as a man. (Cause, I'd want to do it right, you know?)

 

[southsamurai]

if i ever get a magic sex change wand i hereby volunteer to put out in my new female form for the models who want to transform into men lol

 

[CharlieKat]

I would explore my emotional side as a male.

If I know how they think, then I could share the secrets with all the ladies and create worldwide female dominance! :dance:


But really, I'd masturbate. A lot. And figure out with sex has the best orgasm.

 

[Shaun__]

I would explore my emotional side as a male.

If I know how they think, then I could share the secrets with all the ladies and create worldwide female dominance! :dance:


But really, I'd masturbate. A lot. And figure out with sex has the best orgasm.

Most men are not complicated, we normally just blurt out what we are thinking.

 

[Rose]

Most men are not complicated, we normally just blurt out what we are thinking.

That quality is not limited to just men...

 

[SweepTheLeg]

Here I expected just two answers.

Men: If I was a woman, I'd see what I could cram up there
Women: If I was a man, I'd cram my dick in as many holes as possible.

 

[oh_alex]

:hello2:
I'd spend the WHOLE day doing this

 

[Just_mark__]

Find out if size really does matter

 

[oh_alex]

:hello2:
I'd spend the WHOLE day doing this

Gah, sry. My gif worked and then it didn't :icon-cry:

Basically a spinning penis. That is all...

 

[BlondieXDoll]

If I was a guy for a day i would
1. Turn the thermostat up just to see if it really makes that much of a difference
2. Do the helicopter
3. Get a blowjob
4. Get ready to go out in less than 15 minutes
5. Eat a gigantic steak and not feel bad about it

 

[VenPerv2]

I'd probably wake up look at Ebay, watch some TV, take a nap, Play 'Vidya games, eat something bad for me, more Ebay then bed

pretty much a productive day as usual

 

[DoctorVen]

Go running, but sans underwear. I know bouncing boobs hurts, but it'd be funny to feel a bouncing meat sword.
Call everyone brah
And the sex stuff that's already been mentioned of course.