I can haiku, can you?

[vaderface11]

I didn't see a thread for this and was sad, now that I'm done crying here goes. Post some haikus bros, funny, sad, stupid, serious whatever. I'll be posting original haikus here and I hope you will too but if you want to post an already been chewed haiku please give credit to the author.


Not to scare you but
Sometimes you have to murder
In a good way though

(This does not reflect my feelings toward murder. Murder is bad.......mostly)

Also feel free to post what I call "not quite haikus" those are fun too.

 

[bakersman]

hru bb
do u do skype for paypal
open bobs/plz feet

ban ban ban ban ban
ban ban ban ban ban ban ban
ban ban ban ban ban

 

[Poker_Babe]

Couldn't resist...

 

[bakersman]

Nature's miracle,
Extraordinarily hot:
Ambercutie's bod.

 

[vaderface11]

Couldn't resist...

This was the first episode of South Park I ever saw. Videos aint haikus but this was pretty funny so I can forgive this transgression. Also....

I hate to party
What does that say about me
Hopefully not much

 

[Diana Blake]

One Iwrote as a kid when we first learned about haiku:

Feet stinking badly
Odor eaters not helping
Plan B: cut off feet

 

[xSALTx]

Hiding in your tree,
Looking with binoculars,
I'm not stalking....

 

[ILikeUonTop]

Here's the one I wrote in the Daily Thoughts thread. It's dedicated to LuxNeon and Violet October. :thumbleft:

Watching Lux Neon
Has Violet Addiction
Do A Girl Girl Show

 

[Misono]

Haikus are quite cool
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

I see you driving

Round town with the girl I love

And I'm like haiku.

 

[vaderface11]

Punch a shooting star
Electric rainbow powers
Suck on that Bowser

 

[krukstyle]

I sneezed once-- Achoo!
Tried to keep my eyes open
But it did not work.

 

[Violet October]

Here's the one I wrote in the Daily Thoughts thread. It's dedicated to LuxNeon and Violet October. :thumbleft:

Watching Lux Neon
Has Violet Addiction
Do A Girl Girl Show

All of the yes!!!!!!!! lol

 

[hapa74]

I love this thread! I have to say, that I'm constantly inspired by Kaylee Pond to write Haiku

Her hazel eyes shine

Glimmers of untold wonder

Losing myself there


There are WAY too many to post here...though I may

 

[vaderface11]

Five seven five um....
You call that shit a poem?
Doesn't even rhyme.

 

[vaderface11]

Feel I must confess.
Going through your trash at night.
Restraining order?


Also please feel free to alter anything I've already posted, id like to see what others come up with, maybe even make a game out of it.

 

[xSALTx]

White winter tundra,
blowing with ferocious winds.
Frozen blue fingers.

 

[vaderface11]

Just what makes a man?
Content of his character?
Or the weiner size?

 

[vaderface11]

You can eat a dick
But you probably wouldn't
Its cannibalism

 

[vaderface11]

Why so serious?
Nobody gets out alive.
Take a chill pill.

 

[DuoShi]

Cold night sky
Moon out of sight
Pure darkness

 

[schlmoe]

Please pardon the seasonal nature of my haikus

bleak cold and windy
hot drink warm dog no solace
groundhog don't screw us

wind chill new curse word
vortex why u hate me so
Spring can't come too soon

 

[vaderface11]

Maybe tomorrow
Definitely tomorrow
Fuck it, never mind

 

[Kitty_Blue]

About to cam now
Mother nature intervenes
I need some chocolate

 

[vaderface11]

Don't like to sleep in?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Probably a lot.

 

[vaderface11]

No work due to snow.
How to spend the day at home?
Masturabation?

 

[Starling]

Vaderface, I love ALL of yours! They're excellent.


It's not laziness;
my chest heaves and then explodes.
Anxiety sucks.

--

Dearest Logitech:
Please go suck a bunch of fucks.
Sincerely, Lilah.

 

[KellerGreen]

whiskey cokes,
so delicious;
just one more.

 

[vaderface11]

Vaderface, I love ALL of yours! They're excellent.

Stop, I'm blushing. Also...

Best pokemon name?
Obviously its Slowbro.
It has bro in it.

 

[Starling]

Hitachihita
chihitachihitachi
fuckyeshitachi.

--

My poems are bad.
My brain is a potato.
At least I'm pretty?