How to get rid of a self-inflicted hickey?

[CynClaire]

So, I have these suction cups that I use on my body...kinda like a pussy pump that you can use on your breasts and such as well. Well, after pretending I had a penis by attaching a cup to my labia (lol and dancing around singing 'my dick' by mickey avalon) I decided it would be funny to make a chin dildo. I suctioned one on tight as can be to my chin and now I have a perfectly round, huge purple circle on my chin. Hard to explain to friends lol...if it wasn't so round someone would mistake it for a bruise (like I was punched or something). LOL this situation is just insanely hilarious....makeup wont cover it .. I need help!

 

[Bocefish]

:text-worthless:

I think only time will help.

 

[SexySteph]

In an attempt to be helpful your best bet is to treat it the same way you would regular hickeys. Cold spoon, brush it with a comb (will break up the blood clot under the skin) and I believe there are also anti-bruising creams or something like that.

 

[rexcode]

I did that to myself with a beer glass at the bar once (hey, there's your excuse!).

Had to just wait for it to fade.

 

[Rose]

Frozen spoons, tea bags, hemorrhoid cream, bags of frozen peas and an anti-inflammatory should help a bit.

My brother used to give himself ptecky eye (sp?), which is basically a hickey, all the time from suctioning pencil erasers to his face during class in an attempt to entertain himself and friends when he was bored so my parents became pros at getting rid of self induced hickeys. :lol:

 

[Just Me]

Just to help with the spelling, petechiae. :thumbleft:

Time is the only method for it to disappear. The other suggestions will help shorten the time. Cold is usually the most helpful.

:lol:

 

[Rose]

Just to help with the spelling, petechiae. :thumbleft:

Time is the only method for it to disappear. The other suggestions will help shorten the time. Cold is usually the most helpful.

:lol:

Lol, I knew I was way off. Phonics did NOT help in this case. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[lordmagellan]

If it's any consolation, I know how you feel.
Took a few days for that forehead to look right again.

 

[AmeliaArcana]

I use arnica cream on hickeys!
I love hickeys.
The kind inflicted upon me by others, in particular.

Because I am apparently a teenager.

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

I use arnica cream on hickeys!
I love hickeys.
The kind inflicted upon me by others, in particular.

Because I am apparently a teenager.

Yes, this!

Arnica is great. I get a lot of bruises on my knees and legs from the stage at work and Arnica has saved me. The sooner you apply it, the better it works. Also, they make a bath version, not that that would help your chin much lol.

 

[Rose]

Wish I could use arnica or hemorrhoid cream on lip hickeys. :? I look like someone punched me in the mouth way too often.

 

[CynClaire]

I'm going to try to put up pics later keep your eyes peeled...and ready for some deep belly laughs. It's very un-hide-able (love making words up).

 

[CynClaire]

no hickey (just so you all don't think i'm *always* a freak lol)

& with a hickey

 

[CynClaire]

If it's any consolation, I know how you feel.
Took a few days for that forehead to look right again.

these are exactly what caused it! LOL

 

[Just Me]

I thought this video was somewhat related, and it was cute. :lol:

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

Cyn, do you ever get told you look like Jennifer Love Hewitt? You totally resemble her!

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

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[caireen]

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I really want to thank this just for the ridiculousness of it. Such creative and effective trolling!

 

[Evvie]

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Well, guys. This is it. It's come to my attention that this forum sucks, and my opinion of it has forever changed. I no longer feel comfortable affiliating myself with something that has such strong suction power. So I guess this means we should probably all quit forever, huh? It sure seems that way.

Later skaters. I'll see you all again when we find a forum that is a perfect vacuum.

 

[lordmagellan]

What worries me is that there may be 65 other posts just like this floating through the forum.

 

[CynClaire]

Cyn, do you ever get told you look like Jennifer Love Hewitt? You totally resemble her!

Yes, all the time. & when I don't straighten my hair I get 'that girl from the office' - even my old therapist used to tell me this LOL. Anyway, I also get told that I look like a top model on MFC...olivia naked? I dig her shows so that is a compliment ..I think I look more like JLH during her 'I know what you did last summer' days and not so much now that she's older.