A DAY IN THE LIFE! DAY 2
March 23, 2017 ·
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Day 2
Well I would like to think I’m a man of my word. So as promised here is my song and along the way i’ll take you through the fist week of start my Live Cam Site!
This should be hummed along to the 12 days of Christmas, I will be coming up with a Hanukkah, Kwanza,Chinese new year, and Gay Pride jingle in the near future. As for the jingles I have left out, please hit me with a PM and what Culturally, gender inclusive, preferred PC song you would like me to write. I’m very open, and have way to much time on my hands waiting for my web designers to do anything they said they would! Sorry quick vent, told you this is therapy for me as well. But that’s another story that I will get to in the near future….web designers, sigh!
Here we go
THE 12 DAYS OF LIVE CAM @copyright pending.
On the 12th day of LIveCam my Website gave to me….
12 lawyers Keffetching (Yiddish for complain)
Okay so now I’m in the game, or at least I have entered the stadium the game is played in. So first things first gotta get a lawyer, or two, or there, wait I need and entire law firm to handle my business? What am I, Mc Donald’s?! Okay lets keep a positive attitude about this thing! No problem my “I GOT THIS” hat is still on.
So I needs this, so I’ll pay this. What do you mean I can’t just pay you? I need to put up a retainer ? Each one of you bills me separately?! How many of you are there? Are we talking middle earth Hobbits here? Oh sorry didn’t realize you had family in middle earth, my bad. Don’t mean to insult the lawyer reading this, but I really kinda do.
1 lawyer for contracts
1 lawyer for legal documents
1 lawyer for financial acuity – oh tax attorney, got it!
3 Lawyers for operating agreements
2 Lawyers for criminal. lets pause here and pour one out for those who can’t be here.
3 Law clerks that talk to me, and tell me it’s all going to be Okay and do you have another credit card this one seems to be blocked!
And one big ass $5000 dollars retainer! i got this? I mean I GOT THIS! i got this?
At this point most sane human being’s inner voice might chime in… ” Dave, yeah it’s me talking the inner voice that’s still afraid of your wife.” Yeah, hey whats up?! “So you’re uh thinking of spending up the old savings account to, uh, open a Live Cam Site, oh yeah, BY THE WAY, the most experience you have doing this comes by way of your “me time” with a national geographic magazine in the 70’s?” Yeah it’s gonna be great, I got the old I GOT THIS hat on man. “No, it’s gonna be the best! Cant wait for the ol wife to find out about this one, don’t let me stop you!” My inner voice lies sometimes. “Do you even know anyone in the Adult entertainment field, old frat buddy, someone on linkedin??” uh, nope “oh yeah, this is gonna be great! let me check that box for ya (X)!”
YOU MIGHT WANT TOP LISTEN TO THAT INNER VOICE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!
Before I can do anything apparently I have to get the overlords permission (The emanating attorney at the law firm I retained) D you remember the poster from the Tom Cruz movie ” The Firm”? Yeah thats kinda what they look like.
OKAY WE HAVE REPRESENTATION LETS MOVE FORWARD !
Oh great and powerful one Lord Head Lawyer Esq. Might I please Design a website? please?
NO!
Thank you for your kindness, I am truly not worthy of your benevolent words. But might your humble servant ask why I can not do the one thing that is the corner-stone of my business oh Great and Powerful One Esq.?
Because if you do, you will spend the rest of your days in jail, being cuddled by a a 270 man named Bubbles. and your grandchildren will never make enough money to pay off the lawsuits you will incur.
oooo…K? goooood talk?
What I had not realized at the time, is that the federal government in the United States loves to scrutinize site of this nature, right down to copy righted fonts and are you ready for this ? Who in the hell copy rights a color combination on a page! Ha Ha, they do, and we did! Crazy right, I know!
So what did we learn besides, yes you guessed it, I spent the savings on Attorney’s fees, and that we checked the “this guy must be stupid” box (X) once again BOOM!
Well Lawyers are a must don’t try this trick at home kids, or at least without parental supervision.
For every gut punch you take from your lawyer, its for a good reason and you should enjoy the pain. The more suffering you feel that just means the further you take your company and yourself away from law suits, and giving bubbles a blowjob. (no I don’t have bubbles number, don’t ask)
I hope that you are enjoying this post as much as I am enjoying writing it. This is how I close out my day at the office each day. Tune in tomorrow for the 11th day of Live Cam song.
sneak peak…..
On the 11th day of Live Cam my website gave to me.
11 wives, your busted!
P.s. I don’t actually have 11 wives just 1, but when your wife finds out you have drained the savings to open a lIve Cam Site, it sure feels like you’re talking an ass whipping from about 11 people!
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