Alright, so the trick is you get two big tablespoons of cayenne pepper, some people add paprika but that's just personal prerefence, then two raw eggs, 1 cup of vodka and you shave a truffle into this as it's simmering, with the eggs beaten in.
On a tuesday night drink the concoction in one swallow while whipping your penis with a goatskin thong.
I've never heard of this not working, but if it doesn't you probably missed something or used a pleather thong.