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[Lintilla]

I'm casting a spell on this post. I'm invoking Satan because I'm perverted and immoral and my labia flop all around, Aphrodite because you've probably heard enough about her and some vague connection to sex and prostitution that it'll be effective, and Eris because funsies and she'd probably be into it. OP, you're going to continue to spend money on strippers and camgirls as well. You're already unable to help it, but now your addiction will grow.

 

[Issa]

Hey, I once fucked a guy who looks like Jesus. Do I need more Jesus, or am I good?

Until the entire page is jesus memes, there is insufficient jesus.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I'm casting a spell on this post. I'm invoking Satan because I'm perverted and immoral and my labia flop all around, Aphrodite because you've probably heard enough about her and some vague connection to sex and prostitution that it'll be effective, and Eris because funsies and she'd probably be into it. OP, you're going to continue to spend money on strippers and camgirls as well. You're already unable to help it, but now your addiction will grow.

As Satan's firstborn child, I feel obligated to call Mom up and put in a good word for you. Your spell shall be extra blessed.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

 

[SaffronBurke]

Until the entire page is jesus memes, there is insufficient jesus.

Sooooo, Jesus gangbang time? It might take me a while to organize, but I'm down.

 

[Issa]

Sooooo, Jesus gangbang time? It might take me a while to organize, but I'm down.

Correct.

I'm salvation-ing this thread come hell and high water!

As for OP, Jesus told me to give you a message:

 

[AudriTwo]

 

[SaffronBurke]

 

[SaffronBurke]

 

[amiibonovation]

i thought i had problems.....what is wrong with all you people and this Jesus obsession?

 

[SaffronBurke]

i thought i had problems.....what is wrong with all you people and this Jesus obsession?

We think you need Jesus. It's called reading comprehension.

 

[SaffronBurke]

i thought i had problems.....what is wrong with all you people and this Jesus obsession?

 

[EspiKvlt]

i thought i had problems.....what is wrong with all you people and this Jesus obsession?

 

[justjoinedtopost]

WHOOO HOOO THE HOLY GHOST IS ON THE MOVE!!!!!

 

[amiibonovation]

okay tell me i dont get it? what did i miss? why do i need some stupid man made idea?

there is only one thing i need and there is more of it around then anything else

 

[justjoinedtopost]

 

[SaffronBurke]

 

[amiibonovation]

Does anybody know if those defloration porn videos are real??

i dont want to post a link but if you need to see it i can

it doesnt seem very real, like they have all this blood coming out and it seems too much, plus the vagina of the woman seems like it has already has sex like the things are hanging out and its not tight looking or clean looking

how come the man is able to push this large thingy into a virgin vagina? doesn't make sense? or does it? i dont know how the bloody thing works

can a virgin vagina take a large thingy right at the start?

 

[Issa]

 

[SaffronBurke]

 

[SaffronBurke]

 

[AudriTwo]

Sorry can't hear you over this JESUS PARTY

 

[AudriTwo]

 

[SaffronBurke]

Does anybody know if those defloration porn videos are real??

i dont want to post a link but if you need to see it i can

it doesnt seem very real, like they have all this blood coming out and it seems too much, plus the vagina of the woman seems like it has already has sex like the things are hanging out and its not tight looking or clean looking

how come the man is able to push this large thingy into a virgin vagina? doesn't make sense? or does it? i dont know how the bloody thing works

can a virgin vagina take a large thingy right at the start?

 

[justjoinedtopost]

 

[Issa]

 

[ExcellaExe]

 

[n_i_c_u]

Dude, it is scientifically proven that masturbating won't send you to hell or lose your eyesite. You might grow hair on your forearm of the arm you are using though (just a warning in case you do try to enjoy it someday--love thyself Jesus always said).

 

[SaffronBurke]

 

[SaffronBurke]