The Top 10 Signs Your Grandma Is a Whore
10. The first pill your grandmother takes every day is the morning after pill.
9. Her favorite Jellies are Apple, Peach and KY.
8. When your grandmother plays bingo, she spends most of the time fondling the Lottery Balls.
7. Her diapers are both Crotchless and Edible.
6. She was arrested last year for giving road head on her Hover Round Scooter.
5. Her “Birds & the Bees” story ends with the Bee shooting a load of honey all over the Birds face.
4. Your grandmother’s favorite Christmas Tradition is kissing under the Mistle Camel Toe.
3. Her laundry room is filled with baskets labeled Towels, Clothes and Cum Rags.
2. Your grandmother makes tea the good old fashion way, by dipping the tea bags in and out of her mouth.
1. She spends most of her evenings knitting herself a diaphragm.
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