Game On...You Laugh, You Lose

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[LiLredhairedgrl]

I laughed so hard I cried...
:crybaby: :lol: :crybaby: :lol:​

Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner
and kept as a sex slave for three days...
fed only Viagra.
​

Good grief, isn't it a shame what a Guy has to go through just to get a haircut these days!

A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

Teaching a lesson: Olga Zajac, 28, allegedly held 32-year-old would-be robber Viktor Jasinski captive for three days in a back room of her hair salon, feeding him Viagra and having sex 'a couple of times'

But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.

The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.

Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.

Both have now been arrested.

When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

Read more http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1S1HlPkhM

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

"A punishment to some, to some a gift, and to many a favor."
-Lucius Annaeus Seneca
:whistle: ​

 

[lordmagellan]

I laughed so hard I cried...
:crybaby: :lol: :crybaby: :lol:​

Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner
and kept as a sex slave for three days...
fed only Viagra.
​

Good grief, isn't it a shame what a Guy has to go through just to get a haircut these days!

A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

Teaching a lesson: Olga Zajac, 28, allegedly held 32-year-old would-be robber Viktor Jasinski captive for three days in a back room of her hair salon, feeding him Viagra and having sex 'a couple of times'

But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.

The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.

Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.

Both have now been arrested.

When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

Read more http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1S1HlPkhM

What did the woman look like a grizzly?! Who the fuck reports that?

"What's the problem, sir?"

"Yea, I broke into this place and the woman chained me up and rode me hard."

".................What's the problem, sir?"

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

:lol:

I laughed so hard I cried...
:crybaby: :lol: :crybaby: :lol:​

Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner
and kept as a sex slave for three days...
fed only Viagra.
​

Good grief, isn't it a shame what a Guy has to go through just to get a haircut these days!

A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

Teaching a lesson: Olga Zajac, 28, allegedly held 32-year-old would-be robber Viktor Jasinski captive for three days in a back room of her hair salon, feeding him Viagra and having sex 'a couple of times'

But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.

The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.

Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.

Both have now been arrested.

When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

Read more http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1S1HlPkhM

What did the woman look like a grizzly?! Who the fuck reports that?

"What's the problem, sir?"

"Yea, I broke into this place and the woman chained me up and rode me hard."

".................What's the problem, sir?"

maybe he was a virgin waiting for true love, and she just TOOK IT AWAY... :-D

 

[Eva_ChangeN]

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

charles bukowski said:
“Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.”

or in this case, in the cop car... ​

 

[MrRodry]

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9...
...​

 

[MrRodry]

 

[Sevrin]

http://www.cubo.cc/creepygirl/

 

[QueenMeadow]

http://www.cubo.cc/creepygirl/

Isn't that more of a "You crap your pants you lose"?

 

[nerdguy]

 

[DivSavel]

loled hard at "Daniel Craig's my Wookiee bitch now" xDD
Excellent!

 

[ViruSphere]

A couple days ago my Dad and I went out for my first ever round of golf at the local golf course. We stepped up to the tee on the third hole, a par 4 with a dog leg right and trees all around.

I stepped up and hit a decent tee shot for a newbie. I didn't smash it, but I kept it in the fairway. Dad steps up, says "watch me do this"

*swing*
*ball goes straight left into the trees*
Dad: "SHIT!"
Me: *lol*

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

Isn't that the sweetest marriage invitation, ever?
:lol:​

 

[Sevrin]

You may have seen this referenced on Colbert


There is also an Asian version that has not received quite as much attention.

 

[lordmagellan]

That "Asian" version was fucking hilarious. The ping pong ball!

But seriously, I'm gonna have nightmares of talking vaginas. Really, women talk enough with their mouths; do they need another hole? :-D

 

[nerdguy]

 

[MrRodry]

 

[JRSlim79]

 

[morment]

wasn't sure if I should put this in here or the "aww" thread, but went with this one.

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

LOOK! I FINALLY CAUGHT THE DAMN BOUQUET!
:-D :whistle: :-D

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[gonegirl6]

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

LOOK! I FINALLY CAUGHT THE DAMN BOUQUET!
:-D :whistle: :-D

​

all fixed! :whistle:

 

[Jupiter551]

 

[Sevrin]

A different kind of dating site for those who aren't getting what you want from MFC.

Here's a preview

 

[Keithy]

 

[nerdguy]

I just had to share.