Funniest Camming Disasters

[Bocefish]

I've seen models fall off chairs, mothers walk in on models, passed out drunks, epic squirts causing the cam feed to go black.

Care to share any you've had or seen?

 

[LacieLaPlante]

Ahh. I refilled my lighter and forgot that a candle was on.. NEVEVEVEVVVEVEVEVER do I ever use candles, but I had done a "high tip chooses show" and the guy chose a candle light cuddlefest and.. my lighter went out, I refilled it.

POOOF, a flash of fire and suddenly I had burned off 65% of my body hair (pubes and leghair that I was going to wax the next day :/ Had to shave because it didn't burn off evenly! And a bunch of arm hair. ) and a starburst wrapper was on fire.

Luckily it wasn't worse, but my room calls me the "official firecrotch" now. :/ Sadly no one was recording.

 

[sweetiebatman]

I saw one model, quite well known I believe back in the day (alright about a year ago :lol: ) have a complete and utter breakdown on camera, she was out of it on something and was just ranting on and on about god knows what. In the end she picked up her laptom and lanched it out of her apartment window

Needless to say she never returned

 

[LaceyRoyce]

i fell off a balcony. Along with my computer. Cam stayed on long enough for them to see me fall on my ass before the screen went black.



I smashed a wine glass with my foot while masturbating in the bath. Broken glass and red wine in the tub. That was a mood killer.


I blew up not one but 2 hitachi's on cam while masturbating.


My dog walk into a private and fart. Yup....

 

[Rose]

All of my disasters are wayyyyy too embarassing to admit to. I'm just going to lol at everyone else. :dance:

@Lolli dog farting on cam happens to me all the time! She forgets I'm working, walks past and just crop dusts me like crazy. I'm convinced she does it on purpose. Hopefully the other person in private with you had a sense of humor about it though. :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Pretty much any night with Agent 99.

 

[Brum2011]

I know it isn't cam girls exactly but when Tila Teuquila was doing 'sexy' dancing and she gets on a chair and the chair goes backwards lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC5UlZVFbSg

 

[mynameisbob84]

i fell off a balcony.

:shock:

Also, every time I see your name on this forum, I hear this...

 

[Bocefish]

 

[GracieHart]

http://netwrok.us/videos/girl-dancing-on-webcam-with-people-looking-in-her-window/

This was one of the first things that came up from a google search when I was researching webcaming before I started on MFC!

No matter how secure my blinds are I am so freaked that this will happen to me that I face the window when camming lol

 

[SNATCH]

These just made me fucking DAY. I am really tired, && totally am imagining them in my head... && I cannot stop cracking up. FML. LOL.

 

[LilyMarie]

Would someone please explain to me what happened here?
It's clearly tl;dw.. I can't look at her for 37 minutes. But I'm sure someone can give a résume..

 

[Brum2011]

Would someone please explain to me what happened here?
It's clearly tl;dw.. I can't look at her for 37 minutes. But I'm sure someone can give a résume..

I was wondering too. I can't work it out. I found this video too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3VYPX1z ... re=related

 

[GemmaMarie]

I was trying to be all smoth in my chair, & I pushed myself back to hard & my chair went flying backwards...with me in it. Super GemGem accident prone-ness FTW.

One time I got going really hard with a glass toy, it popped out & I busted my vajayjay with the next thrust. I am pretty sure this is the only time I've ever cried on cam. Both from pain & the hilarity of the moment. Needless to say I didn't do a toy show for about two weeks...


I wish I could have seen lacie set herself on fire- not for nothing lacie but that could have been your biggest selling video

 

[LacieLaPlante]

Would someone please explain to me what happened here?
It's clearly tl;dw.. I can't look at her for 37 minutes. But I'm sure someone can give a résume..

I was wondering too. I can't work it out. I found this video too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3VYPX1z ... re=related

She didn't even do anything. I watched and she was about to do something and then she was banned.... Then she came back within a minute. She just kept getting warned how to show anyone on cam, an admin was watching while she did it.

 

[SweetGeekGirl]

Yesterday, I was giving myself spankings with my hairbrush - aaaaand I lost my grip and threw the brush against the wall. Someone asked how many tokens it would take to throw it through the window behind me. >.>

As generally clumsy as I am, I'm sure there will be something more spectacular before too long.

 

[Rose]

Would someone please explain to me what happened here?
It's clearly tl;dw.. I can't look at her for 37 minutes. But I'm sure someone can give a résume..

I was wondering too. I can't work it out. I found this video too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3VYPX1z ... re=related

She didn't even do anything. I watched and she was about to do something and then she was banned.... Then she came back within a minute. She just kept getting warned how to show anyone on cam, an admin was watching while she did it.

That's what it looked like to me as well. Can't say I'm surprised though.. :whistle:

 

[Evvie]

Fell over too many times to count.

Once, during a private, I feel fairly sure I got my genitalia mixed up and called a guy's cock "tiny". Men tend to not prefer this if they aren't in to SMP. I don't know if he heard or not.

When I was still away from/broken up with Daddy Bear, a discussion got started about BDSM and I started crying on cam. Hit the away button and typed in the chat room until I got it back under control.

Got tipped a huge buttload once, didn't see some of the digits, and was like "ooooh thanks brah". Figured out a minute or two later my reaction was understated. They thought it was hilarious.

 

[JoleneBrody]

...Pretty much every time I'm online. :lol:

 

[LucyGoodtimes]

one nearly epic camming disaster... i was on cam and my landlord forgot to tell me he was coming over to show the apartment to new tenants, almost barged in on me, thank GAWD for quick reflexes

he did get a good look at my giant suction cup dildo and whiteboard with dicks drawn all over it :lol:

 

[JulieKate]

Would someone please explain to me what happened here?
It's clearly tl;dw.. I can't look at her for 37 minutes. But I'm sure someone can give a résume..

I was wondering too. I can't work it out. I found this video too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3VYPX1z ... re=related

She didn't even do anything. I watched and she was about to do something and then she was banned.... Then she came back within a minute. She just kept getting warned how to show anyone on cam, an admin was watching while she did it.

That's what it looked like to me as well. Can't say I'm surprised though.. :whistle:

She was online last night making prank calls for members. I also got word she took a shit on cam last week (according to my sources this has happened multiple times.)

 

[GoddessAiren]

I was online once and my dog was off cam throwing his rope toy around. He accidently (or purposely :-x ) flung it in my direction and it hit me in the face HARD, then flew into my computer and knocked the webcam off the monitor. Everyone got to stare at my living room ceiling and listen to me yell and swear for a good minute.

 

[Bocefish]

AirenStar, I would have loved to see that one. :lol:

 

[LucyGoodtimes]

Bahahah thats amazing!! Sounds like something that would happen to me

 

[JulieKate]

I was online once and my dog was off cam throwing his rope toy around. He accidently (or purposely :-x ) flung it in my direction and it hit me in the face HARD, then flew into my computer and knocked the webcam off the monitor. Everyone got to stare at my living room ceiling and listen to me yell and swear for a good minute.

That reminds me of the time you, me, Mixxi and ElectricStar were camming together, and Mixxi kicked her laptop off of the table onto the ground.

 

[GoddessAiren]

I was online once and my dog was off cam throwing his rope toy around. He accidently (or purposely :-x ) flung it in my direction and it hit me in the face HARD, then flew into my computer and knocked the webcam off the monitor. Everyone got to stare at my living room ceiling and listen to me yell and swear for a good minute.

That reminds me of the time you, me, Mixxi and ElectricStar were camming together, and Mixxi kicked her laptop off of the table onto the ground.

...and then fell on top of it... and broke the screen. And then came the horrified look on her face as she realized what just happened. I'm so glad she managed to get it fixed and taken care of. Such a bummer ending for an awesome night.

 

[CassieRamone]

Would someone please explain to me what happened here?
It's clearly tl;dw.. I can't look at her for 37 minutes. But I'm sure someone can give a résume..

I was wondering too. I can't work it out. I found this video too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3VYPX1z ... re=related

She didn't even do anything. I watched and she was about to do something and then she was banned.... Then she came back within a minute. She just kept getting warned how to show anyone on cam, an admin was watching while she did it.

That's what it looked like to me as well. Can't say I'm surprised though.. :whistle:

She was online last night making prank calls for members. I also got word she took a shit on cam last week (according to my sources this has happened multiple times.)

i do not say this too often but, that was 37 minutes of my life WELL SPENT.
lmao. eb is an MFC necessity. shes so crazy! but at least shes not boring... :whistle:
She jacked my chatroom in vegas for like 20 minutes, shes like "ohhhh girl, lemme show
you how a real cammodel works it." lmfao. i was like "DO YOUR THING LADY, SHOW ME
HOW ITS DONE." idk if i wouldve reacted as positively had anyone else tried that with me
though lmfao. shes epic. im sure it was real, leo was turning off her account. they
know each other quite well, i believe. EgyptBeauty is at all (or many) of the conventions - and
was openly hitting on leo for a cooooool minute. I told leo I would work double shifts AND
he could have all my tokies for a month if he banged her out and maybe gave me a video
that i promised not to share w anyone - but he said no. ... come to think of it, i get
fined and like "warning emails" and shit and no one else ive talked to really ever
experiences that.... maybe thats why.... probably shouldnt have tried to get involve in their love affair.

:handgestures-salute:

 

[BombChele]

Anything I do that's embarrassing tends to work in my favor lol. I do light-saber shows where I practice sword fighting with it, and the show isn't a show until it goes flying out of my hands.

Recently though I did my first gold show and I usually do shots for gold, which results in me taking no more than 3 a night, at the most. I upped the price for a gold show but didn't realize just how many shots that was....

that...that was a bad night lol I made my goal but i was so gone...bad night...and morning D: never again!

 

[SpookyGirl]

Sometimes I feed all of my tarantulas on cam.

One day I was feeding all the slings (spiderlings/baby tarantulas) and one of my arboreal pink toes jumped out of its container because the cricket I dropped in scared it. I couldn't waist a single second closing the chat room because tarantulas are so horridly fast.

There was a good 15 minutes of me crouching around the coffee table and swearing up a storm as I tried to catch it. Lets just say my regulars found it much more entertaining then I did XD

 

[adorkabelle]

I was doing a bath show last week and I got bored/distracted* by how slippery my tub was. So I may have been sliding back and forth giggling. Because, it's FUN! And I accidentally made a HUGE wave. Nearly half the water splashed out of the tub and onto the floor. I panicked because I had my leather hat, and a roll of raffle tickets on the floor right there. I sprung into action by reaching up to grab my towel off the curtain rod and I managed to pull the damn thing off the wall, and down onto me. Clonking myself in the head. It was a big mess. I may have just sat there, beet red, holding my head and laughing.
But you know, it wouldn't be one of my bath shows if I didn't fall/break something. I am, truly, a creature of profound grace.

*I get distracted a lot. I may have accidentally spent a solid minute during my balloon show bouncing a balloon around with my hands and feet and giggling. >,,> I'm ADD-rific.