Fapping for the Planet!

[Sevrin]

Pornhub is proud to present the Wankband.

Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet, by loving yourself. Ladies and gentlemen, the power is your hand.

At Pornhub, we’re concerned about the amount of energy consumed by our users while enjoying the millions of hours of content we provide on our site. That’s why we’ve decided to pitch in to help save the environment by creating a revolutionary wearable tech device. Find out more about the Wankband and how you can create dirty energy at http://www.thewankband.com and sign up to become a Be(a)ta tester so you can find out how this amazing invention can help you save the planet.

 

[JessieWolfe]

I feel like I should get one, ya know, for science.

 

[LioraVox]

I signed up.

 

[JessieWolfe]

Me too, i made sure to mention I was a webcam model that masturbated for 6-8 hours a day XD

 

[bud9752]

The Electronic upgrade to the self winding watch

 

[Albert_1]

Hmm, nope its not April 1st. Is this thing for real? :? :-D

 

[KylieJacobs]

Hahaha That's awesome!

It even says to sign up to be a beata tester (instead of beta).

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

Hmm, nope its not April 1st. Is this thing for real? :? :-D

I had hoped it would be April fools. I guess as a gag gift it's pretty funny. But I get annoyed on this whole save the planet BS. The energy consumed in manufacturing, and shipping this thing,and the additional calorie consumed with putting weights on wrist while fapping, far exceeds, they maybe $.25-$1.00 worth of electricity you generate a year. And that was assuming 3 times a day usage. :-D