Every Day Items

[Bocefish]

I'll never look at certain beer bottles the same again after joining MFC. There has to be some sort of forethought put into making certain bottles the shape they are for women, or, is it just coincidence?

Perhaps I crossed some sort of perv line after drinkin' a few cans of Guinness earlier tonight. Whatever it is they put in those cans got me curious, so I ripped a can open and found some cool ping-pong ball like thingy. At first I thought it would be a cool challenge/twist for beer pong since they didn't bounce true, like a normal ball. Then I noticed the vent holes. Hmmmm...

Anyhow, that's what got me to thinking what ordinary every day items may have crossed your mind to use in a sexual manner?

 

[LailaBaise]

The night before I lost my virginity I 'tested the water' so to speak with the handle of my hair brush! ...other than that, nothing really...a bf got me to use a cucumber once but it was a horrible sensation, it was chilled and so rigid, yuk.

Also, the ball in the can is a widget. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widget_(beer)

 

[JoleneBrody]

Not so much for insertion purposes... but there are some everyday items I like to use for spanking/bondage...
Wooden spoons and hairbrushes make nice paddles in a pinch but tend to bruise.
And if I have a preference on being tied up... I'll take an extension cord over rope any day! I don't know why... it just seems so utilitarian and spontaneous... extension cords are HAWT!

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

With my first "play rape" roleplay, I was tied up with Ethernet cords. It was hot. Haha

 

[CandieMoose]

Lol I am going to sound like a sex addict after this one..
Went on vacation and forgot to bring my hitachi. BIG mistake. Finally it got to point where I needed a strong vibrator to cum hard. So I grabbed my vibrating tooth brush, removed the tooth brush section and wala! :lol:

 

[Jaydenrainey]

ive used a banana before. my lover has used a small cigar tube (washed of course) on me and thought it was hot. the beer bottle idea for some reason skeeves me i dunno why.
oh and i got the same guy who asked about bathroom games and everyday object insertion.

 

[AmberCutie]

Walking through the home improvement store, I noted a plunger with a clear plastic handle that resembled a glass dildo. I pointed it out to Jawbs and he said something to the effect of "Oh gawd." :lol:

 

[BlueViolet]

Oh, the things that I've done before I could enter a sex toy shop.

My first "toy" besides hair brush handles, electric and non-electric tooth brushes, lip gloss tubes, cucumbers, etc. that was actually pretty large was this:

Oh! And my girlfriend and my first "toy" back in high school was actually a plastic bubble wand. But we had to wrap plastic around it because of a sharp edge. Oh, how the creative teenage mind can accomplish anything it sets it's mind to.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist feeling that those images were quite necessary to this post. :-D

 

[Bocefish]

I give up... what the heck is that thing?

On a somewhat creepy perv kinda side note... I can never look at those jumbo straight candy canes again the same way again. Another childhood memory totally ruined, lolz.

 

[inkydoo]

Oh, the things that I've done before I could enter a sex toy shop.

My first "toy" besides hair brush handles, electric and non-electric tooth brushes, lip gloss tubes, cucumbers, etc. that was actually pretty large was this:

For those who might not recognize it, this is a Galileo thermometer. I've had one by my bedside for years, and every so often I note how phallic it is, think how fragile the glass must be and that it would be crazy to actually insert it inside oneself, but nonetheless wonder whether someone has tried it or not, and how it went.

At least the first part of that mystery is solved...

 

[BlueViolet]

I give up... what the heck is that thing?

It's a bubble wand! It's freaking huge, too, and makes enormous bubbles. They sell them for a dollar at Walmart.

For those who might not recognize it, this is a Galileo thermometer. I've had one by my bedside for years, and every so often I note how phallic it is, think how fragile the glass must be and that it would be crazy to actually insert it inside oneself, but nonetheless wonder whether someone has tried it or not, and how it went.

I was too um... virginic? to fit it completely inside me at the time. I wasn't too far from puberty, but I used to use it at night a lot. Mine wasn't all that terribly fragile, I don't think... I could be wrong, but I remember the glass being pretty thick. But it was a pretty large Galileo. I still enjoyed it for what it was worth.

 

[WickedTouch]

Oh, the things that I've done before I could enter a sex toy shop.

My first "toy" besides hair brush handles, electric and non-electric tooth brushes, lip gloss tubes, cucumbers, etc. that was actually pretty large was this:

For those who might not recognize it, this is a Galileo thermometer. I've had one by my bedside for years, and every so often I note how phallic it is, think how fragile the glass must be and that it would be crazy to actually insert it inside oneself, but nonetheless wonder whether someone has tried it or not, and how it went.

At least the first part of that mystery is solved...

Yeah, I recognised it as soon as I saw it, but I also cannot believe that anyone would even contemplate using this one, as to my mind, these kinds of thermometers always appeared to be made of fairly thin glass and thus were quite fragile. They could do a fair amount of damage if broken inside a person methinks! Ouch. :shock:

 

[BlueViolet]

Yeah, I recognised it as soon as I saw it, but I also cannot believe that anyone would even contemplate using this one, as to my mind, these kinds of thermometers always appeared to be made of fairly thin glass and thus were quite fragile. They could do a fair amount of damage if broken inside a person methinks! Ouch. :shock:

The one I had wasn't very thin, actually. It was pretty heavy so it wasn't very fragile at all. I dropped it on hardwood floor once and it didn't break. Not that I would use that sort of thing on myself if I had the chance today, but I think the more dangerous thing about using that on myself at that age was it was way too big for me and it had a pointed end that could possibly have done damage if I had put it in as far as it could go. Thankfully, it didn't fit far at all back then.

 

[Rose]

I'm boring. I just humped the arm on my desk chair. I was never interested in penetration until I learned what sex was and even then I found it boring (sometimes still do!). Other than that, my girlfriend and I would experiment with condom covered candles, condom covered popsicles and a vibrating toothbrush. We pooled our money together to buy it just for sex. :mrgreen:

 

[AmberCutie]

I've openly admitted to using my old PlayStation 2 controller to vibrate my clit when I was a teen. One of the Crash Bandicoot games, actually. There was a specific spot I could get my motorcycle stuck and the vibration would be constant. :lol:

I was addicted to using a vibrating back massager to get off, also. (Think Hitachi, but a generic, different shaped version.) Hours a day, back to back clit cums. And even after all these years of using high powered vibrators I have the same sensation in those lady parts that I did when I was young. So screw those myths.

I tried putting a shampoo bottle up the hoohaa. That was discussed at length in my chat room one night as we searched google high and low for an image of the turquoise V05 bottle. :lol:

 

[BlueViolet]

I was addicted to using a vibrating back massager to get off, also. (Think Hitachi, but a generic, different shaped version.) Hours a day, back to back clit cums. And even after all these years of using high powered vibrators I have the same sensation in those lady parts that I did when I was young. So screw those myths.

I still haven't invested in a Hitachi. My Conair Personal Massager works just fine still after five or six years.

 

[AmberJackson]

This was the first thing I successfully shoved inside me as a youngun. Wasn't very satisfying, I switched to the end of a hairbrush instead, then gave up and used fingers until I was old enough to get a dildo.

The first thing I TRIED to put inside me was a cucumber. A big one. I heard on a tv show or a movie or something that older women used them as dildos (I was very young and naive) and I thought I would try.

It did NOT fit (obviously, as I was super young and virginal) and I got quite upset as I was convinced that meant I would NEVER have sex because I had no hole.

 

[BettyBallistic]

I got quite upset as I was convinced that meant I would NEVER have sex because I had no hole.

I just spewed diet coke all over my laptop!

 

[ScarletVixen]

I got quite upset as I was convinced that meant I would NEVER have sex because I had no hole.

I just spewed diet coke all over my laptop!

OH GOD! I Laughed so hard at that, I thought the same thing when I was younger! I remember using empty chap stick tubes and...oh, Lord, the shame...I actually molested my Ken doll :lol: I would fantasize that he was a real guy and his plastic/rubber neck had a soft-edged gap that could be pulled back and used to pinch my nipples, so I would pretend it was a guy pinching and touching my breasts. But inserting things, ugh, yea, didn't go well for a very long time. I was tiny, still am now. Half my dildos I can't even use

 

[KeelyAimee]

Walking through the home improvement store, I noted a plunger with a clear plastic handle that resembled a glass dildo. I pointed it out to Jawbs and he said something to the effect of "Oh gawd." :lol:

I think I own this plunger...so many people have made that comment, but buying it I was just like fuck I need a plunger some dipshit came to my party, clogged my toilet and left -__-

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I once used the hose end of a vacuum cleaner...
:mrgreen:

 

[BlueViolet]

I once used the hose end of a vacuum cleaner...
:mrgreen:

At first I was like :shock: then but resigned to :handgestures-salute:.

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I once used the hose end of a vacuum cleaner...
:mrgreen:

At first I was like :shock: then but resigned to :handgestures-salute:.

Well, you have to take off the attachment first, and I only used the hose for 'clitoral stimulation'.
Be very careful though, all it takes is the slightest touch in just the right place and WOWZA!
Geysers in mere moments...
I was ONLY 18 and influenced by a bad, bad boy.
(I swear I didn't put it inside of me!)
:shock: I didn't even think about explaining when I posted.

:lol: :lol: :lol: ​

(OH YEAH, it WAS turned on. Pretty scary first vibrator, heh?)​

 

[JoleneBrody]

I just remembered one!!!!
The electric spin brush with soft bristles and yes I used the bristles! They never hurt but that soft spinning bristle action on my clit made me cum in seconds every time!
I still used one up until I was about 19... considering running to the store now...oh dear what a group that could be!

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I just remembered one!!!!
The electric spin brush with soft bristles and yes I used the bristles! They never hurt but that soft spinning bristle action on my clit made me cum in seconds every time!
I still used one up until I was about 19... considering running to the store now...oh dear what a group that could be!

and I will turn my vacuum cleaner into a makeshift sybian!
WOOT HOO!
We gingers sure are kinky...
:laughing6:

 

[GreatDane]

I just remembered one!!!!
The electric spin brush with soft bristles and yes I used the bristles! They never hurt but that soft spinning bristle action on my clit made me cum in seconds every time!
I still used one up until I was about 19... considering running to the store now...oh dear what a group that could be!

and I will turn my vacuum cleaner into a makeshift sybian!
WOOT HOO!
We gingers sure are kinky...
:laughing6:

there was a video posted on my profile somewhere that you may be interested in #JustSayin' it is in link form only to make it a little easier to find unless it was taken down. Look around the January 10 th time period

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I just remembered one!!!!
The electric spin brush with soft bristles and yes I used the bristles! They never hurt but that soft spinning bristle action on my clit made me cum in seconds every time!
I still used one up until I was about 19... considering running to the store now...oh dear what a group that could be!

and I will turn my vacuum cleaner into a makeshift sybian!
WOOT HOO!
We gingers sure are kinky...
:laughing6:

there was a video posted on my profile somewhere that you may be interested in #JustSayin' it is in link form only to make it a little easier to find unless it was taken down. Look around the January 10 th time period

I almost posted that video with my original post, but I decided on the smiley vacuum cleaner instead!

Here is that link...
http://video.xnxx.com/video54823/french_girl_experiments_with_vacuum_cleaner

you gotta LOVE french porn!

 

[FrecklesXxX]

Ladies! You're all so perverse. I love it.

I used to dry hump my pillow as a kid. There, I said it.

Insertion: chap stick, hairbrush handle, spatula handle, a skinned carrot, same carrot soaked in hot water, marker. The most satisfying was the spatula handle.
Orgasmic stimulation: my first orgasm was with a squiggle pen. I honestly think the inventor put a vibrating mechanism in there dubiously. Also used an electric tooth brush, the side of a woman's electric razor, the side of buzz clippers, massagers (obv), shower head, water jet at the pool. My hitachi pwns all hands down.
Been tied up with the rope to a house robe, neck tie, scarves, clothesline, and all types of wires. Used a hairbrush for spanking before, too. Those hairbrushes are damn sexy.


For those of you who weren't blessed as children with squiggle pens, I'ma learn ya:

 

[EmelieSky]

Vibrating toothbrush- check.
Dry humping pillows, stuffed animals etc- check.
Hairbrush- check.

That's what I used when I was young. I actually used a vibrating toothbrush just a couple of months ago.

I have used a vibrating lady shave to. W/o the razor

And something I still use: DUCT TAPE!! All the kinky fun that comes with duct tape... Me like. But I have to admit that the ropes are easier to handle so now it's more over the mouth occasionally. It's fun to use only ties too.

The hairbrush know serves as a spanking tool, together with wooden spoons and many other things. And of course I have to give credit to the lovely leather belt.

 

[ScarletVixen]

I almost posted that video with my original post, but I decided on the smiley vacuum cleaner instead!

Here is that link...
http://video.xnxx.com/video54823/french_girl_experiments_with_vacuum_cleaner

you gotta LOVE french porn!

I just spent an hour and a half watching people masturbate with vacuums thanks to that link. Including "penis milking machines". I'm not sure if that's the best site ever or a potential nightmare for my schedule... :lol: