If it is the only option I won't say no. (Oddly enough I am romantic, but not when it comes to sex.)
Actually laughing so hard!!
I feel like I have to do this, just to try and freak the fuck into my boyfriend!
"and just as he's about to climax, she brandishes a smooth rock and tries to place it behind his balls..." nope nope I think moment would definitely be ruined
I had a girlfriend who always asked me to have "romantic" sex with her. Every time I tried to do something grosser she did not like it. She said that my cock was too thick for her and she would need time to get used to me because I was so different from her boyfriend before. I do not think I'm that big! My thickness is only 5.25 inches, the girls here what do they think of this size?