This happened maybe a month or two ago. I was on Craigslist to see if anyone was selling anything decent in my area video game/electronic wise, and I discovered that there was a personals section. Of course my curiosity got the best of me, and I found this. It was a girl that I worked with! Who could have known! Hilarity ensued, I proceeded to text her. Here's the original post, which has been deleted since then, (minus her phone# of course) and the text conversation that I had transcribed for all to enjoy. I honestly don't normally do this, but if she's dumb enough to whore herself out like this, she kinda deserves it.
I am a 18 yr old female in look for a Sugga Daddy, i have alot of bills that i have to pay and workin 20 hours at kmart isnt working, i need help with bills and i will help you out in return, i am 6'3'' i weight 275 dark short hair, i enjoy having fun but if you need fun just email me or txt me at ....hope to hear from you soon .....P.S. please send a pic if you can with yur response .
Me: Hi, I saw your post on craigslist.
Her: Hi
Me: So you're looking for a Sugga Daddy?
Her: Yes
Me: I could help, but the loch ness monster keeps asking for tree fiddy
Her: Wat
Me: Well, I am rich, you could live with me, my butler and my ward in my mansion, it's very spacious
Her: Were at
Me: Upstate in the Gotham area
Her: Wat loo
Her: lol
Me: In gotham heights, outside louisville
Her: Owe, bring me with yu
Me: That could be arranged, my ward & I are tied up in a project right now.
Me: Are you okay with being in strange places for a period of time?
Me: I know so much about you Lesley, Is there anything you should know about me?
Me: Leslie? Are you there?
Her: Yea I am ok in strange places
Me: Some nights my ward & I may come in wearing rather odd outfits, but don't be alarmed.
Her: Lol wats a warf
Me: My ward, he's a teenager, I've legally adopted him.
Her: Ward
Her: Ok, wat do yu do for a living
Me: Well, I run a multibillion dollar company dealing with technology in the private sector.
Her: Ahhhhhh get me a job nd why do yu nd yur ward wear strange clothes then
Me: I could possibly get you a job, we have openings in the mail room. As for strange clothing, you have nothing to worry about, just be known that you're safe.
Her: Lol ok can yu call
Me: I would prefer not to, I was gassed last night, my throat is still sore.
Her: Please for me
Me: I have to run, but before I leave, everybody get up and get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
Her: Lol
I am a 18 yr old female in look for a Sugga Daddy, i have alot of bills that i have to pay and workin 20 hours at kmart isnt working, i need help with bills and i will help you out in return, i am 6'3'' i weight 275 dark short hair, i enjoy having fun but if you need fun just email me or txt me at ....hope to hear from you soon .....P.S. please send a pic if you can with yur response .
Me: Hi, I saw your post on craigslist.
Her: Hi
Me: So you're looking for a Sugga Daddy?
Her: Yes
Me: I could help, but the loch ness monster keeps asking for tree fiddy
Her: Wat
Me: Well, I am rich, you could live with me, my butler and my ward in my mansion, it's very spacious
Her: Were at
Me: Upstate in the Gotham area
Her: Wat loo
Her: lol
Me: In gotham heights, outside louisville
Her: Owe, bring me with yu
Me: That could be arranged, my ward & I are tied up in a project right now.
Me: Are you okay with being in strange places for a period of time?
Me: I know so much about you Lesley, Is there anything you should know about me?
Me: Leslie? Are you there?
Her: Yea I am ok in strange places
Me: Some nights my ward & I may come in wearing rather odd outfits, but don't be alarmed.
Her: Lol wats a warf
Me: My ward, he's a teenager, I've legally adopted him.
Her: Ward
Her: Ok, wat do yu do for a living
Me: Well, I run a multibillion dollar company dealing with technology in the private sector.
Her: Ahhhhhh get me a job nd why do yu nd yur ward wear strange clothes then
Me: I could possibly get you a job, we have openings in the mail room. As for strange clothing, you have nothing to worry about, just be known that you're safe.
Her: Lol ok can yu call
Me: I would prefer not to, I was gassed last night, my throat is still sore.
Her: Please for me
Me: I have to run, but before I leave, everybody get up and get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
Her: Lol
Oh boys, you never fail to crack me up. :lol:
