Conspiracy Theories

[Nastytentacle]

M̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶f̶f̶e̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶m̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶s̶w̶e̶e̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶d̶a̶y̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶p̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶m̶o̶u̶n̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶u̶g̶a̶r̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶I̶ ̶a̶l̶w̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶d̶o̶.̶
̶I̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶L̶u̶c̶i̶f̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶p̶i̶r̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶s̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶u̶r̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶s̶u̶g̶a̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶u̶m̶.̶ ̶:̶/̶

I like the project cumulus one about flooding in Devon in 1952.
Any time it rains after I put my make up on and am about to go out it feels like the government is conspiring against me cause I'm too much of a sexy bitch with a red lipstick on.

 

[curacing]

M̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶f̶f̶e̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶m̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶s̶w̶e̶e̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶d̶a̶y̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶p̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶m̶o̶u̶n̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶u̶g̶a̶r̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶I̶ ̶a̶l̶w̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶d̶o̶.̶
̶I̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶L̶u̶c̶i̶f̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶p̶i̶r̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶s̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶u̶r̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶s̶u̶g̶a̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶u̶m̶.̶ ̶:̶/̶

I like the project cumulus one about flooding in Devon in 1952.
Any time it rains after I put my make up on and am about to go out it feels like the government is conspiring against me cause I'm too much of a sexy bitch with a red lipstick on.

Lol, how do you ladies avoid touching and rubbing your face when you have makup on?

 

[Zana]

Lol, how do you ladies avoid touching and rubbing your face when you have makup on?

My makeup is too expensive to waste like that. Your train yourself not to touch your face at all costs.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

One of the most intriguing tellings of a JFK assasination conspiracies I have heard.