Boobie Virgin?

[Jupiter551]

What happens if you don't call them boobs? If you knew them as tits, norks, knockers, bangers, whoppers, bazookas, gazungas, mammaries, jugs, jubblies, melons, cans, hooters, baps, funbags, bosoms, tatas, bristols and/or the twins...

It's interesting how various words for the same thing have completely different connotations. Boobs is about the only one I could use out of those on any regular basis.

To me, most of those aren't words I can imagine saying to someone I was involved with or that she'd say about herself - with the possible exception of tits either during dirty-talk or maybe a joke. I think any of the others would just ruin the mood sexually, they're kinda coarse.

To me, they seem more like words guys would say to each other, about some girl. Never heard the words norks or funbags used, only seen them printed in tabloid soft-porn type mags.

Dunno, perhaps it's just me - I find the thought of using most of those words really odd.

 

[o.ferafaces.o]

What happens if you don't call them boobs? If you knew them as tits, norks, knockers, bangers, whoppers, bazookas, gazungas, mammaries, jugs, jubblies, melons, cans, hooters, baps, funbags, bosoms, tatas, bristols and/or the twins...

It's interesting how various words for the same thing have completely different connotations. Boobs is about the only one I could use out of those on any regular basis.

To me, most of those aren't words I can imagine saying to someone I was involved with or that she'd say about herself - with the possible exception of tits either during dirty-talk or maybe a joke. I think any of the others would just ruin the mood sexually, they're kinda coarse.

To me, they seem more like words guys would say to each other, about some girl. Never heard the words norks or funbags used, only seen them printed in tabloid soft-porn type mags.

Dunno, perhaps it's just me - I find the thought of using most of those words really odd.

I happen to use world-swallowers and bahama mamas for mine. Off the top of my head, anyways. :]

 

[LaceyRoyce]

This seems a good time to share my first experience in the world of business and learning how my tits could make me rich. Or something.

So i'm 12. I have Huge boobs for a 12 yr old and get oogled a lot by curious boys struck by hormones and hard-ons.

There's one friend of mine, who is short for his age. His eyes are right at boob height. He stares and stares an stares. One day while waiting for the train home from school, I finally snap and tell him to quit staring at my tits, my face is up here!

He replies "well if i could just touch them..just once.."

I retort, "Fine, that'll be 5 bucks".

The poor kid obediently goes into his wallet and hands me 5 dollars.

5 dollars was a lot of money! I let him grope me for a full minute.

The next day he and I went into business together. Behind the sports shed, I had a boobie groping booth. I made $80.00 in one day before the school found out and shut me down.

Aaaand now im a camwhore LOLOL!!!

I also once got suspended for sexual harassment at 15 for grabbing some girls boobs. *sigh*

anyway to actually *answer* your question - I was 11.

 

[Jupiter551]

This seems a good time to share my first experience in the world of business and learning how my tits could make me rich. Or something.

So i'm 12. I have Huge boobs for a 12 yr old and get oogled a lot by curious boys struck by hormones and hard-ons.

There's one friend of mine, who is short for his age. His eyes are right at boob height. He stares and stares an stares. One day while waiting for the train home from school, I finally snap and tell him to quit staring at my tits, my face is up here!

He replies "well if i could just touch them..just once.."

I retort, "Fine, that'll be 5 bucks".

The poor kid obediently goes into his wallet and hands me 5 dollars.

5 dollars was a lot of money! I let him grope me for a full minute.

The next day he and I went into business together. Behind the sports shed, I had a boobie groping booth. I made $80.00 in one day before the school found out and shut me down.

Aaaand now im a camwhore LOLOL!!!

I also once got suspended for sexual harassment at 15 for grabbing some girls boobs. *sigh*

anyway to actually *answer* your question - I was 11.

Hahaha nice, did the school tell your parents?

 

[Traditio]

What happens if you don't call them boobs? If you knew them as tits, norks, knockers, bangers, whoppers, bazookas, gazungas, mammaries, jugs, jubblies, melons, cans, hooters, baps, funbags, bosoms, tatas, bristols and/or the twins...

I still think the best word is Boobs - it sounds soft and fun and it looks like Boobs...
B - from above
oo - from front
b - from the side...

 

[LaceyRoyce]

This seems a good time to share my first experience in the world of business and learning how my tits could make me rich. Or something.

So i'm 12. I have Huge boobs for a 12 yr old and get oogled a lot by curious boys struck by hormones and hard-ons.

There's one friend of mine, who is short for his age. His eyes are right at boob height. He stares and stares an stares. One day while waiting for the train home from school, I finally snap and tell him to quit staring at my tits, my face is up here!

He replies "well if i could just touch them..just once.."

I retort, "Fine, that'll be 5 bucks".

The poor kid obediently goes into his wallet and hands me 5 dollars.

5 dollars was a lot of money! I let him grope me for a full minute.

The next day he and I went into business together. Behind the sports shed, I had a boobie groping booth. I made $80.00 in one day before the school found out and shut me down.

Aaaand now im a camwhore LOLOL!!!

I also once got suspended for sexual harassment at 15 for grabbing some girls boobs. *sigh*

anyway to actually *answer* your question - I was 11.

Hahaha nice, did the school tell your parents?

Ooooh Yes they did. My mother was horrified, my dad laughed.

 

[twitch]

hmm I remember the day very well.. It was the first time I went to a strip club..

I had just watched the last Spider-Man movie.. The one with venom in it.. I was walking back home and passed a strip club. I'd always been curious.. Uptil that point I'd never even seen a girl naked in real life.. So I decieded to head in.. It felt awkward as fuk and I was extremely nervous but I headed in anyways..

Long story short it was a full contact club so I got all the tits/ass I could handle that night...

Anyways looked it up.. Seems the last spider man came out in 2007.. (wow seems like just a few years ago.. :shock: )
I'm 26 now so that was 4 years ago.. So I guess I was 22yrs old then..

 

[AlexiaRose]

boobie virgin :icon-cry:

 

[ViruSphere]

When I was in grade school me and a bunch of my classmates were playing football at recess. One girl whom I had a crush on at the time had the ball, I went to tackle her and my hand went a little high accidentally. She started freaking out and screamed "HE GRABBED MY BOOB! HE GRABBED MY BOOB!!!" I don't remember what it felt like sadly, but I do remember being shunned by the rest of my classmates for the rest of the day and blushing profusely. Sadly, I haven't touched any boobs since. :crybaby:

 

[Jupiter551]

When I was in grade school me and a bunch of my classmates were playing football at recess. One girl whom I had a crush on at the time had the ball, I went to tackle her and my hand went a little high accidentally. She started freaking out and screamed "HE GRABBED MY BOOB! HE GRABBED MY BOOB!!!" I don't remember what it felt like sadly, but I do remember being shunned by the rest of my classmates for the rest of the day and blushing profusely. Sadly, I haven't touched any boobs since. :crybaby:

HAHAHA that's fuckin classic.

With the benefit of hindsight you could have yelled back "Yeah, and trust me it was nothing too special" but at the time...lol

 

[JasmineWolff]

Super young.. in a "Game" sort of way. Some kind of doctor thing. Probably like 7...

But my first sexual boob grabbing experience was probably at 13. My first girlfriend And I've been grabbing titties ever since! :thumbleft: