We've all had them....some more than others. So what are some of your "blonde moments?"
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A member told me he was from New England and I asked him if he has ever been to the US before. 
One of my exes was a gold mine of blonde moments. One Friday before leaving work I called to see if I should pick anything up for the party and she said to get a bottle of JD, a couple bags of unthawed ice cubes and a box of red wine that she pronounced as red chill-a-blay, as if it was French or something. When I finally found the box it was actually called Chillable Red. I laughed all the way home. Another memorable moment was when she wanted to watch a football game with me and she got all excited when she caught the referee throwing a banana on the field for somebody to slip on.
ohh i have lots haha...
I get mixed up with members' locations, sometimes names, numbers for the countdown. I'm sure there's more...
At least I can laugh at myself
I get mixed up with members' locations, sometimes names
, numbers for the countdown. I'm sure there's more...At least I can laugh at myself
While it is not my blonde moment, I remember this classic one from youtube :lol:
Almost nightly when trying to type emotes. Why do I type gmegan, instead of bmegan? :icon-redface: You are def not PG. I'm trying to get it right. :confused2:
gmegan, instead of bmegan? :icon-redface: You are def not PG. I'm trying to get it right. :confused2:
I need some girls to post theirs so I don't feel as ditzy. LOL
I'll give you another one. I had a friend (we'll call her Sara) I did something stupid and this conversation happened with her dad.
Sara's dad: Megan, do you ride the short bus?
Me: Whatever, I'm like, WAY taller than Sara!!!
I'll give you another one. I had a friend (we'll call her Sara) I did something stupid and this conversation happened with her dad.
Sara's dad: Megan, do you ride the short bus?
Me: Whatever, I'm like, WAY taller than Sara!!!
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One of my first nights on cam we were listening to music in my room. A song came on and I exclaimed, "Oh hey, I love Stairway to Heaven!"
...It was Paint it Black. I don't even know what I was thinking. I was so embarrassed I almost signed off.
--Sidenote-- I swear as soon as I typed "Stairway to Heaven" I SWEAR it started playing on Pandora. :shock: Super freaky!
...It was Paint it Black.
I don't even know what I was thinking. I was so embarrassed I almost signed off.--Sidenote-- I swear as soon as I typed "Stairway to Heaven" I SWEAR it started playing on Pandora. :shock: Super freaky!
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My life is full of blonde moments.
I was reading an erotic story or something in public chat and didn't know the word fellatio. I pronounced it fell-a-tee-oh all night. I said it at least 5 times, nobody ever corrected me. :icon-lol:
I was reading an erotic story or something in public chat and didn't know the word fellatio. I pronounced it fell-a-tee-oh all night. I said it at least 5 times, nobody ever corrected me. :icon-lol:
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I can not remember the member's actual name, but I called him Mr. Pubes by accident the first time. And every time I spoke to him after that I accidently called him Pubes.
I felt a lil bad but he did not seem to mind.
I felt a lil bad but he did not seem to mind.
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I know I have a ton, but I can't remember the specifics. (well, I almost just wrote tone instead of ton...) Seriously, I get a lot of "are you sure you're not a blonde?" And then I have to say "I was born blonde, but it got darker". x.x
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288..... and i remember being a kid and reading this book, cant remember the name, but i liked the book, so it was probably one of the ribsy books by beverly cleary since i read those a lot at that age. anyway, there was this word in there, picenice, i even looked the word up, but the dictionary and i hadnt gotten into our deep love affair yet so i didnt understand phonetic spelling in them. thus, i pronounced picnic with the c representing an s sound instead of a k sound until i was around 10. thats not the blonde moment. the blonde moment is that no one, teachers, family or friends corrected me until then!
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When I worked at a store I called the maintenance man to fix the coffee machine....when really I just hadn't turned it on :lol:
I have blonde moments all the tie I just cant think of too many right now lol.
I have blonde moments all the tie I just cant think of too many right now lol.
I worked in a family owned deli when I was 15. Our specialty was frozen yogart. Back in the day, and in the town I lived in, frozen yogart was new and a big deal. So naturally, the owners were very strict about waste and things like employees giving out too many free samples. The stuff was pretty expensive. We had 3 sizes of serving cups. The smallest was a 3 oz. cup. We had to fill the cup and weigh it on a scale so that we could get it as close to the weight in ounces, in conjuction to the size of the cup. Example...6 oz cups had to have at most 6 ounces of yogart showing on the scale.
I was closing one night and we had a last minute rush. I was working alone. The last customer ordered a small (3 oz) cup of vanilla frozen yogart. I was so worried about sticking to the owners' rules when it came to serving size that I called one of them, in a panic and asked, "I'm sorry to bother you...but how many ounces of yogart do I put in a 3 oz. cup, again?"
Yeah..... :?
I was closing one night and we had a last minute rush. I was working alone. The last customer ordered a small (3 oz) cup of vanilla frozen yogart. I was so worried about sticking to the owners' rules when it came to serving size that I called one of them, in a panic and asked, "I'm sorry to bother you...but how many ounces of yogart do I put in a 3 oz. cup, again?"
Yeah..... :?
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Idk about you other girls, but I have the worst case of zombie/blonde moments during my last hour on cam. Also, since I'm dyslexic I read stuff wrong all the time in chat pronouncing the names wrong. Worst part is it seems like when I get 2 or more private messages during the last hour that guys are passing around memos to confuse me. I can't respond to all of them and chat at once, and every time a new one pops up I forget what I am saying/doing.
on tumblr the other day i got a really flattering compliment from roseblack... and i didn't understand it... :lol:
when i did i had no idea how to change or add a comment...
i have blonde moments daily....
:lol: when i did i had no idea how to change or add a comment...
i have blonde moments daily....
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Whenever it comes to that time, when I will only be on cam for another 10mins...either because I am to tired/hungry to continue---or it has been a shit day I usual post the countdown.
I use this countdown at some point almost every time I cam.....and I never get it right
ever, I dont know what it wrong with me. It always takes me like 4 or 5 times to get it right.
I use this countdown at some point almost every time I cam.....and I never get it right
ever, I dont know what it wrong with me. It always takes me like 4 or 5 times to get it right.
Last night, I showed the room my new Mario Yahtzee game. Because the box only shows the 5 dice, they all started saying, "It's gonna KILL me until I figure out what is on that sixth die!" My response? "Um, guys... it's Yahtzee. It only has 5 dice. Because that's how Yahtzee is played. DUH!" They had to explain that they meant the SIXTH side of each die. I felt SO DUMB. Here's a picture.
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Until Newtons started coming in other flavors I though that they had been invited by a guy named Fig.
Personal Blonde Moment:
There was the time I was changing a water-pump in a Buick with the aid of a friend.
When fighting the last bolt, I blurted out in frustration "I'll hold the wrench, you turn the damn car"
(Had to be there. Dyslexia of the mind can be hysterical)
Blondest Moment Participated In:
A circle of friends and myself were outside smoking. "Andy" asked to bum a smoke, then a light.
I toss him a book of matches, he tossed it right back exclaiming; "I'm not lighting a cigarette with that! It's got magnesium in it, that crap causes CANCER!"
I stared at him in silence, then said; "Dumbass, you're lighting a cigarette with it."
Most Epic Blonde Moment Ever - Witnessed First-Hand:
Years ago a Friend o' mine was dating a mother with a teen daughter. Our scene unfolds at the ICU in a nearby hospital, the daughter having been in a near-fatal car accident. Most are huddled around the bedside, listening to the nurse's instructions to the mother regarding the initial brain-damage (she's better these days, yet still only has the mental capacity of toddler).
My friend walks across the room to a table and picks up an object (later found out to be a custom-molded protective covering for the daughter's fractured skull).
In front of friends, family, God and Country; My friend looks at me, dons the "helmet", crosses his eyes, throws a 'Retard Gang Sign' * and practically shouts "DEE DEE-DEE!!" (a la Carlos Mencia)
* = Apologies to any gang-members or retards, but that is the most accurate description of what he did
Everyone stops talking...and slowly turns.
To his credit; on the way home he did note that he might have been a "bit too loud", and informed me their relationship was on the rocks.
My friend, who has always been the stoic/wizened one of the group (as he's +5 years older) chastise me to no end about somethings.
I've not let him forget this moment since. :character-blues:
There was the time I was changing a water-pump in a Buick with the aid of a friend.
When fighting the last bolt, I blurted out in frustration "I'll hold the wrench, you turn the damn car"
(Had to be there. Dyslexia of the mind can be hysterical)
Blondest Moment Participated In:
A circle of friends and myself were outside smoking. "Andy" asked to bum a smoke, then a light.
I toss him a book of matches, he tossed it right back exclaiming; "I'm not lighting a cigarette with that! It's got magnesium in it, that crap causes CANCER!"
I stared at him in silence, then said; "Dumbass, you're lighting a cigarette with it."
Most Epic Blonde Moment Ever - Witnessed First-Hand:
Years ago a Friend o' mine was dating a mother with a teen daughter. Our scene unfolds at the ICU in a nearby hospital, the daughter having been in a near-fatal car accident. Most are huddled around the bedside, listening to the nurse's instructions to the mother regarding the initial brain-damage (she's better these days, yet still only has the mental capacity of toddler).
My friend walks across the room to a table and picks up an object (later found out to be a custom-molded protective covering for the daughter's fractured skull).
In front of friends, family, God and Country; My friend looks at me, dons the "helmet", crosses his eyes, throws a 'Retard Gang Sign' * and practically shouts "DEE DEE-DEE!!" (a la Carlos Mencia)
* = Apologies to any gang-members or retards, but that is the most accurate description of what he did
Everyone stops talking...and slowly turns.
To his credit; on the way home he did note that he might have been a "bit too loud", and informed me their relationship was on the rocks.
My friend, who has always been the stoic/wizened one of the group (as he's +5 years older) chastise me to no end about somethings.
I've not let him forget this moment since. :character-blues:
adorkabelle said:
me too! which was made worse by a guy that was a camp counselor when i was like 6 or 7 who's last name was newton and went by the nick name fig telling all us kids he WAS the guy who invented them!
adorkabelle said:
Luckily kids today will not have to have this blonde moment. Name change for Fig Newtons. and a helpful link to the possible origin of the name http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1265/who-or-what-are-fig-newton-cookies-named-after :thumbleft:
Just a quick aside, http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/ is a great message board/forum that many might like.
omfg.. i had the blondest moment ever yesterday...
i had NO idea people could and do add notes to offline tips.. camstory asked me yesterday.. and i was like... huh can people do that?
now i find out almost all my offline tips have really sweet notes.. and i never even replied to the note.. just to the tip
i had NO idea people could and do add notes to offline tips.. camstory asked me yesterday.. and i was like... huh can people do that?
now i find out almost all my offline tips have really sweet notes.. and i never even replied to the note.. just to the tip
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There's a couple living statues here in town. One of them I noticed is always in the same place, in the same pose. While walking past I remark to my friend "Wow, that guy is incredible! He's there a lot!"
Friend: "Uh, that's an actual statue."
Friend: "Uh, that's an actual statue."
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Me at the local cafe pointing at a baked good: what's that?
Dude behind counter: ...That's a brownie.
Dude behind counter: ...That's a brownie.
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I have this bad habit of, when writing something that ends in "in", putting the g on it to make it "ing".
Just this afternoon, I did this to the last name of a friend, while creating their account on their computer (my partner did a reformat of the friend's drive). Since this computer is really touchy, we don't want to redo the reformat a third time and possibly get it wrong again, so... x.x
Just this afternoon, I did this to the last name of a friend, while creating their account on their computer (my partner did a reformat of the friend's drive). Since this computer is really touchy, we don't want to redo the reformat a third time and possibly get it wrong again, so... x.x
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