Beware the quadraboob!

[Shaun__]

Late for Halloween but still scary.



Article with movie posters and more info.

 

[Rosemary]

LOL! I remember I used to have such a fucking hard time avoiding the quadraboob. I've gone through 3 fittings, 2 at different Victoria Secrets and 1 somewhere else and no one can fucking fit me :crybaby: They all just gave up, handed me their top selling bra, and then handed me some padding. I don't want to live a lie. I'm a 38C, I shouldn't be stuffing my bra.

Walmart has the closest and best fitting bra I've ever worn. That and very tight sports bras. But nothing pretty/fancy.



:violin:

 

[Paris_Lee]

ha i thought you were talking about the double bubble phenominon.

its where girls get implants but dont get a lift too when they need it so they appear to have 4 boobs. the implant sits higher then the natural breast. /shudder

 

[Shaun__]

ha i thought you were talking about the double bubble phenominon.

its where girls get implants but dont get a lift too when they need it so they appear to have 4 boobs. the implant sits higher then the natural breast. /shudder

I thought the same thing before I watched the video.

 

[Shaun__]

LOL! I remember I used to have such a fucking hard time avoiding the quadraboob. I've gone through 3 fittings, 2 at different Victoria Secrets and 1 somewhere else and no one can fucking fit me :crybaby: They all just gave up, handed me their top selling bra, and then handed me some padding. I don't want to live a lie. I'm a 38C, I shouldn't be stuffing my bra.

Walmart has the closest and best fitting bra I've ever worn. That and very tight sports bras. But nothing pretty/fancy.



:violin:

I have a side business of acting as a professional hand bra should you ever need my services. I lift, separate, massage(jiggle) and even motorboat on request.

 

[LacieLaPlante]

Oh god I have the opposite issue. My boobs will NEVER do that. I have Pectus Excavatum which creates a valley in the middle of my ribcage, moreso than normal cleavage (ever wonder how a girl with such small boobies got rockin cleavage!! Deformities yay!)

Basically this means my boobs always always always create a gap in the bra, looks like it doesn't fit me. But it doesn't matter what size I try on, the bra will always have a little gap. It's so annoying. Even worse when I think I've bought a bra that doesn't do it and then 1 day into wearing, out comes the gap.

 

[LaceyRoyce]

awesome marketing.

im waiting for a store to offer bras that are separate cups.
they have front closing bras.
they have back closure bras.
Put them together and you have a bra that can come apart in the middle.

FOr girls like me who have a whole cup size difference, which is NOT uncommon, it would be awesome if i could mix and match. a C for my left and a D for my right and im good to go!

 

[Shaun__]

Oh god I have the opposite issue. My boobs will NEVER do that. I have Pectus Excavatum which creates a valley in the middle of my ribcage, moreso than normal cleavage (ever wonder how a girl with such small boobies got rockin cleavage!! Deformities yay!)

Basically this means my boobs always always always create a gap in the bra, looks like it doesn't fit me. But it doesn't matter what size I try on, the bra will always have a little gap. It's so annoying. Even worse when I think I've bought a bra that doesn't do it and then 1 day into wearing, out comes the gap.

FOr girls like me who have a whole cup size difference, which is NOT uncommon, it would be awesome if i could mix and match. a C for my left and a D for my right and im good to go!

I think the problem is that you are both normal people. I think hard working scientists measure breasts all day in labs all over the world average the results and create bras that almost but not quite fit a lot of women.

 

[Rose]

Too bad they don't make bras for people with over half nipples and about 30% boobs. :/ I've yet to find a bra that fits without smashing my nipples into my boobs. It gives me cleavage and the appearance of larger boobs but it's not comfortable at all.

 

[ScarlettLeigh]

That ad is super funny!
The bras that you see in the stores are what is known as 'ready to wear'. They use standard measurements and make all kinds of assumptions about what an 'average' persons' shape is. For me it's not bra shopping that I struggle with but rather jean shopping. Tiny waist = ugly waistband gap in the back.

 

[LadyLuna]

That ad is super funny!
The bras that you see in the stores are what is known as 'ready to wear'. They use standard measurements and make all kinds of assumptions about what an 'average' persons' shape is. For me it's not bra shopping that I struggle with but rather jean shopping. Tiny waist = cute waistband gap in the back.

fify

 

[ScarlettLeigh]

That ad is super funny!
The bras that you see in the stores are what is known as 'ready to wear'. They use standard measurements and make all kinds of assumptions about what an 'average' persons' shape is. For me it's not bra shopping that I struggle with but rather jean shopping. Tiny waist = cute waistband gap in the back.

fify

I like that better :thumbleft:

 

[nerdguy]

Damn, I came in expecting something like the 3 breasted lady in Total Recall :lol: . Is that a common problem when picking out lingere?