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Conservative Christian Rewrites Harry Potter So Her Kids Won’t Turn Into Witches

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She's only rewrote the first couple chapters, but there's excerpts in the article that are well worth the read...lol. I'll even leave you some of my favorites:

*“Hello, there, little one,” the man greeted amicably. “I am the Reverend Albus Dumbledore, and this is my wife, Minerva. Welcome to Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles!”

*“It will be alright,” Harry reassured manfully. “We will just need to pray really, really hard! That’s why we’re here, after all.”

*“Please, ignore this fool,” Draco drawled smugly. “Luna here thinks she can have a career even though she’s a woman; and women are stupid.”


I can't cope.

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Good story. Can't wait for the next installment.
 
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“Women are not stupid at all! Women should not have careers because women are nurturing and loving and their gifts serve them best in the home!”


To me, the whole praying to get to Hogwarts seemed like magic. Yeah, reading that is SO much better than 'Expecto Patronum!'.
 
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